The alphabet was originally invented so that babies wouldn't realize they'd been tricked into thinking a few crummy wooden blocks were toys. However, it can also be used to string letters into words, as today's Groupon from Frame The Alphabet proves. Choose between the following options: For $65, yo…
The most beloved rock stars manage to seem both iconic and down-to-earth, like a trucker hat placed atop a presidential bust. Revel among the masses with today's GrouponLive deal to see Guns N' Roses at the Covelli Centre on Wednesday, December 7, at 8 p.m. Doors open at 7 p.m. Choose between the fo…
In popular culture, Santa Claus appears a paradoxical figure, generous with children's gifts, but stingy with tips for the Easter Bunny. Enjoy Santa's largesse with today's Groupon: for $9, you get a 10”x17” gold-level scroll from Santa.com (a $19.99 value). Santa.com's dedicated elves apply St. Nic…
Before modern photography, portrait-seeking subjects would cover themselves in year-end financial figures to meet the requirements for being xeroxed. Capture more accurate self-copies with today's Groupon: for $30, you get a portrait package, including processing fees, at Olan Mills Portrait Studio …
Like the Rubik's cube, swing-dance-revival revivals, and the swimsuit portion of the presidential debates, celebrity news can provide hours of entertainment for average Americans. Keep up with Hollywood's finest with today's Groupon: for $30, you get 52 issues of Us Weekly (a $67 value). Since 1977,…
Without vitamins and supplements, humans would be forced to sleep in gingko trees, wrestle carrots from bunnies, and milk the iron from golf clubs. Fill your food pyramid in a single dose with today's Groupon: for $19, you get $40 worth of vitamins, supplements, and health products at GNC. GNC's opu…
To secure their glistening baubles from sneaky pearl divers, oysters hide all their necklaces in treasure chests disguised as sleeping sharks. Sport the attractive spoils of shark defiance with today's Groupon: for $79, you get an 18-inch pearl necklace in a choice of eight colors from My Pacific Pe…
A healthy smile is able to win people over by displaying rows of pearly white teeth and emitting a cartoon "ding" sound whenever it shows itself. Teach teeth to audibly twinkle with today's Groupon: for $69, you get a Diamond Elite ultrasonic toothbrush, plus a UV sanitizing charger base, three repl…
Before the invention of headphones, ears could only be ornamented with studs, pendants, and cumbersome Christmas lights. Add a more comfortable luster to your listening-parts with today's Groupon: for $8, you get a pair of Groove hanger bud headphones (a $19.99 value) including shipping (an average …
Creating your own language, adorning your walls with cheese, and FedExing yourself to randomly selected doorsteps are all adequate ways to express individuality. Show the world who you are in planar fashion with today's Groupon to SnapTotes.com. This Groupon includes tax and the cost of domestic Fed…
Sophisticated scanners make sandwiching coworkers between two pieces of plate glass to preserve office-party memories a thing of the past. Take advantage of technological innovations with today's Groupon: for $40, you get $100 worth of photo and video digitization services from ScanDigital. Up to th…
Since the days of caves, adorning walls with artistic shapes has been a way to document history, express feelings, and salute the handsomest woolly mammoth in town. Garnish drywall canvases with today's Groupon: for $20, you get $50 worth of decals, custom canvases, and more from Dali Decals online.…
Without photographic evidence, it's hard to know if things such as aliens, Abraham Lincoln, or true love have ever existed. Package evidence of your own being for later generations to study with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $50 worth of photo books, cards, and more from Mixbook. With Mixbook's …
Humans are just as adept at changing colors as chameleons; they turn red when embarrassed, green when ill, and blue when banging on percussive tubes in Man Group meetings. Meld into darker surroundings with today's Groupon to Copper Zone Tanning, valid at at the Boardman, Ohio location. Choose from …
Social activists often tell groups of citizens to vote with their feet, failing to realize that the dexterity required to cast votes in modern ballot boxes makes this method highly impractical. Train your weight-bearing buddies for a host of precision tasks with today's Groupon: for $12, you get two…
Without spas, terrycloth bathrobes would have to make ends meet by taking part-time jobs as car-wash rags and Muppets. Help keep bathwear gainfully employed with today's Groupon: for $70, you get a microdermabrasion treatment and a chemical peel at Mary Turner Skin Care & Day Spa in New Castle (a $1…
Making a good first impression in business requires professional accouterments, a firm handshake, and the clever concealment of off-putting vestigial tails until all contracts have been signed. Get a leg up on the business world with today's Groupon for design services from Goldmine. Choose between …
Prior to dental technology, humans were forced to shine their teeth with fleets of flea-driven miniature zambonis. Follow a more elegant brightening strategy with today's Groupon: for $39, you get an at-home teeth-whitening kit from Elite Brights online (a $299 value). This Groupon includes tax and …