Missed Deals in Washington DC

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Holiday Wine and Dessert Tasting for Two or Four at Linganore Winecellars in Mt. Airy (Up to 52% Off)

Like choosing a prom date, choosing a favorite wine necessitates sampling a variety to determine which one will produce the nicest bouquet. Enjoy the fruits of competitive courting with today's Groupon to Linganore Winecellars in Mt. Airy. Choose between the following options: For $15, you get a win…

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$25 for $50 Worth of Home Technology from The Sharper Image

Without high-tech gizmos, depressed utility belts would fill their pockets with cotton balls and passive-aggressively drop superheroes' trousers. Keep your crime-fighting pants fashionably fastened with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $50 worth of home technology from The Sharper Image's online st…

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One-Year Membership to Montgomery Village Golf Club (Half Off). Three Options Available.

Golf obstacles parallel life challenges and reinforce conventional wisdom that the only way to escape rough patches is through excessive clubbing. Power through impediments with today's Groupon to Montgomery Village Golf Club. Choose from the following options: For $999, you get a one-year membershi…

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$599 for One Year of Unlimited Bikram Yoga Classes at Bikram Yoga Fairfax ($1,250 Value)

Yoga, like meat loaf and Meat Loaf, is best enjoyed hot or on a motorcycle. Melt away bad attitudes with today's Groupon: for $599, you get one year of unlimited Bikram yoga classes at Bikram Yoga Fairfax (a $1,250 value). Attentive instructors lead a robust schedule of 90-minute Bikram classes. Stu…

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Auto Window Tinting for Two or Five Windows at Hot Tint Speed and Sound in Gaithersburg (Half Off)

Window tinting gives cars a mysterious air and increases their chances of getting cast as the lead in a film noir. Make your car a star with today's Groupon to Hot Tint Speed and Sound in Gaithersburg. Choose between the following options: For $49, you get tinting for two front windows (a $98 value)…

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$4,799 for 50-Hour Private-Pilot's-License Training at A.T.C. Flight Training Center ($6,900 Value)

There are few freedoms as liberating as being able to fly, which is why humans spent millennia inventing the airplane and why penguins are so very, very bitter. Exceed evolutionary shortcomings with today's Groupon: for $4,799, you get a 50-hour private-pilot's-license training at A.T.C. Flight Trai…

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Three, Five, or Nine Months of Laser Hair-Restoration Therapy at Virginia Surgical Center in McLean (Up to 75% Off)

Hair follicles often become emaciated due to constantly expending energy to retain their vice-like grip on the scalp. Bulk up thinned-out strands with today's Groupon to Virginia Surgical Center in McLean. Choose from the following options: For $179, you get three months of low-level-laser hair-rest…

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Blowout Package with Conditioning, Haircut Package with Blowout and Conditioning, or Men's Haircut at O Salon (Half Off)

Haircuts remove dead ends and ends that have been playing dead to avoid doing their chores. Get rid of what's tying you down with today's Groupon to O Salon. Choose from the following options: For $52, you get a blowout package (a $105 total value) that includes: A conditioning treatment (a $55 valu…

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$12 for $25 Worth of Barbecue and Southern Fare at Red Hot & Blue. Six Locations Available.

Barbecue is often heralded as the best combination of meat and fire since jerky candles. Eat a variety of fire-formed meats with today's Groupon: for $12, you get $25 worth of slow-simmered barbecue at Red Hot & Blue. Choose from the following locations: Arlington, Gaithersburg, Leesburg, Warrenton,…

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$20 for Three-Month Membership to Cupcake of the Month Club at Cotton's Gourmet Gifts & Creations ($40.50 Value)

Although receiving one's just deserts can be unpleasant, eating a meal of just desserts is the only way to consume the FDA's recommended daily allowance of frosting. Meet your mouthwatering nutritional needs with today's Groupon: for $20, you get a three-month membership to the Cupcake of the Month …

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Platinum Auto-Detailing Package for a Coupe, Sedan, or SUV at Presidential Detailing in Chantilly (Up to 58% Off)

Despite their mechanical nature, cars are sensitive and must be groomed, protected, and lulled to sleep by the sound of a mechanic ripping up a Haynes manual. Show your car you care with today's Groupon to Presidential Detailing in Chantilly, Virginia. Choose from the following options: For $79, you…

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$20 for $40 Worth of Paint-It-Yourself Pottery at I Made This! in Frederick

Few things can catch a snack thief red-handed as efficiently as a freshly painted crimson cookie jar. Keep track of your sweet stock with today's Groupon: for $20, you get $40 worth of paint-it-yourself pottery at I Made This! in Frederick. Prices range from $8–$30 for the piece itself; an additiona…

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One or Three 30-Minute Spider-Vein Treatments at Mountcastle Plastic Surgery & Vein Institute (Up to 67% Off)

Unlike real spiders, spider veins are impervious to rolled-up magazines and rarely inspire beloved children's novels. Squash pesky skin arachnids with today's Groupon to Mountcastle Plastic Surgery & Vein Institute, with locations in Ashburn, Leesburg, and Reston, Virginia. Choose between the follow…

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Laser Hair-Removal on Extra-Small, Small, Medium, or Large Area at Parma Spa and Center for Health in Vienna (Up to 91% Off)

Humans have a symbiotic yet difficult relationship with their hair—while it helps hold in warmth in winter, it also pops up in inconvenient spots and monopolizes the body's supply of scrunchies. Pull back against encroaching strands with today's Groupon for laser hair removal at Parma Spa and Center…

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Speed-Dating Event for One, Two, or Four from SpeedDC Dating (Up to 60% Off)

Dating can be like assembling the silver monkey in Legends of the Hidden Temple, a challenge requiring wits, luck, and passing knowledge of primate anatomy. Skip the confusing steps of pickup artistry with today's icebreaking Groupon to SpeedDC Dating. Choose from the following options: For $21, you…

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$15 for $30 Toward Flowers, Bouquets, and Gift Baskets from 1-800-FLOWERS.com

Flowers express what words cannot, which is why Einstein filled his study of the fourth dimension with illustrations and pressed lilies. Explain the ineffable with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 toward bouquets and gift baskets from 1-800-FLOWERS.com. Groupons may be applied toward shipping, …

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$40 for $100 Worth of Photo and Video Digitization Services from ScanDigital

Sophisticated scanners make sandwiching coworkers between two pieces of plate glass to preserve office-party memories a thing of the past. Take advantage of technological innovations with today's Groupon: for $40, you get $100 worth of photo and video digitization services from ScanDigital. Up to th…

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Essential-Oil Massage or Acupuncture Treatment with Massage at Whole Health Medical Center in Alexandria (Up to 59% Off)

Like the three branches of the government, bodies, minds, and souls often find themselves in contentious disagreements over how much wine is too much wine in a voting booth. Reconcile triune tribunals with today's Groupon to Whole Health Medical Center in Alexandria. Choose between the following opt…

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Fresh Lobster, Seafood, Steaks, and More from GetMaineLobster.com (51% Off). Two Options Available.

The sea has much to teach us—its tides foretell the lunar cycle, its salt treats us to delicious shark jerky, and its colorful creatures prove nature looks better in Blu-ray. Celebrate the big salty puddle's sagacity with today's Groupon to GetMaineLobster.com. Choose between the following options: …

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$395 for a Two-Night Stay for Two in Admiral Suite at The Bannister Hotel in the Dominican Republic (Up to $1,065 Value)

Luxury Retreat in a Tropical Paradise In the late 1600s, sea captain Joseph Bannister defeated British warships near the Caribbean island of Cayo Levantado. Where battleships once roamed, yachts now glide peacefully into Puerto Bahia's marina docks, skirting past The Bannister Hotel, named in honor …

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Professional Single-Panel Paint, Dent, or Scratch Repair at Autodentz (Up to 53% Off)

Car troubles and speed bumps both come out of nowhere and slow you down, but only one can be fixed with a hijacked steamroller. Take a more well-rounded approach to car care with today's Groupon to Autodentz in Bethesda. Choose from the following options: For $179, you get one panel of paint work (a…

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50- or 80-Minute Swedish Massage at Location of Your Choice from Celebrating You (Half Off)

Like excessive empathy for a shar-pei puppy, habitual stress can cause faces to sag. Prop up your smile maker with today's Groupon to Celebrating You. Choose between the following options: For $55, you get a 50-minute Swedish massage (a $110 value). For $75, you get an 80-minute Swedish massage (a $…

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$15 for $30 Worth of Indian Fare at Bollywood Bistro in Fairfax

Eating international fare locally eliminates the woes associated with transatlantic travel, such as jet lag and oar splinters. Stamp your palate's passport with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of Indian fare at Bollywood Bistro in Fairfax, Virginia. Stars and scores of Bollywood blockbus…

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Choice of 60-Minute Massage at Origins Thai Spa in Herndon

For centuries mankind has envied pizza dough and wondered how we too could be kneaded to relaxed, savory states without paying for the luxury of being escorted via wooden paddle to a Sicilian brick oven. Be pounded into the shape of relaxation with today's Groupon: for $49, you get a 60-minute massa…

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$180 for a One-Night Stay for Two in a Deluxe King Room at Ameritania Hotel New York

Architectural Gem in the Center of the Theater District The legendary marquee of the Ed Sullivan Theater sparkles in blue and gold, trumpeting the Late Show with David Letterman. Stationed in the heart of Times Square, the theater has welcomed guests from The Beatles to the Muppets and today shares …

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