Until scientists develop a weapon potent enough to destroy gravity, wrinkles and falling coconuts will continue to serve as humbling reminders of our delicate mortality. Be forever young with today's Groupon: for $120, you get 20 units of Botox at Greenspring Rejuvenation (a $240 value). Greenspring…
Neglected cars try to escape their owners by parking in tow zones or running away from their garages to join the demolition derby. Keep custody of your car with today's Groupon: for $129, you get lifetime oil changes at Auto Medics (a $300 value). This Groupon is valid at two locations. At Auto Medi…
Without backpacks, people would have to start utilizing their pet camels for something other than their current main purpose: being the best cuddle buddy ever. Bear the load without burden with today's Groupon for an AirBak backpack from Geeks.com. Choose from the following options: For $25, you get…
Contrary to what one might assume, rock climbing is not the opposite of rock tumbling, though it is still inadvisable to enjoy both activities concurrently. Learn to tumble upward with today's Groupon to Rocks & Ropes and The Bloc climbing + fitness. Choose between the following options: For $15, yo…
Exercise keeps the body in peak condition, which explains the marbleized ThighMaster lying next to Michelangelo's David. Enjoy an anatomical renaissance with today's Groupon to CrossFit NorthWest Tucson: for $49, you get a CrossFit basics package (a $350 total value), which includes the following: O…
Without nails, hard-to-reach spots would forever itch and digits would be too delicate to put on finger-puppet renditions of Die Hard. Appreciate your multifunctional features with today's Groupon: for $25, you get a rejuvenating mani-pedi from Melisa Lawrence at Artisan Salon (a $50 value). Artisan…
Barbecuing, like painting, usually entails the use of a brush, a master's touch, and the building anticipation to eat your finished product. Enjoy saucy masterworks with today's Groupon to Mr. K's Barbeque. Choose between the following options: For $17, you get a 12- to 14-pound smoked Thanksgiving …
A futon, like a copy of Pride and Prejudice, often has a colorful cover, can be folded up when not in use, and cushions your face when you fall asleep reading Pride and Prejudice. Get a sublime face cushion with today's Groupon: for $50, you get $110 toward bedding and home furnishing at Price Right…
When Eisenhower designed the Interstate Highway system, he envisioned a lawless, death-race arena where only the fastest could avoid being killed by mechanical gulls. Experience a thrilling fraction of his racing dream with today's Groupon: for $30, you get three kart races at Musselman Honda Circui…
Children who wear glasses endure wisecracks including “four-eyes” and “Einstein,” while those with perfect vision bask in compliments such as “two-eyes” and “Oppenheimer.” Share the gift of sight with today's Groupon to Nationwide Vision. Choose between the following options: For $899, you get a Cus…
To attain the rosy glow of flushed cheeks, 18th-century ladies often took snowballs to the face, nuzzled fire-ant hills, and bench pressed child princes. Give your complexion a painless glow with today's Groupon to Legacy the Salon Spa, located in the Mid-Valley Athletic Club. Choose one of the foll…
The invention of the horseless carriage revolutionized transportation and forced horses to settle for jobs as professional carousel riders. Keep cars running and horses standing with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $125 toward a set of any four Michelin or BFGoodrich tires and installation at Flet…
Without photographic evidence, it's hard to know if things such as aliens, Abraham Lincoln, or true love have ever existed. Package evidence of your own being for later generations to study with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $50 worth of photo books, cards, and more from Mixbook. With Mixbook's …
Like staring into a pond or reading the phone book, following muddy footsteps on the living-room carpet can help you find yourself. Clean up after this pivotal moment with today's Groupon to On Time Carpet Service. Service area includes Tucson, Oro Valley, Saddlebrooke, Rita Ranch, Vail, Marana, Sah…
Although outdoor tanning allows humans to absorb the sun's natural energy, the sapped star will eventually turn pale and suffer the fate of Earth's original sun, the moon. Save the sun with today's Groupon to Soleil Tanning & Boutique, located on East Speedway Boulevard. Choose between the following…
Dining etiquette requires one to use a soupspoon for gazpacho, a dessertspoon for crème brûlée, and chopsticks for fitting in when dining with walrus. Learn to harness an arsenal of utensils with today's Groupon: for $35, you get $70 worth of fine dining and wine at Anthony's in the Catalinas. The e…
Exercise keeps the body in peak condition, which explains the marbleized ThighMaster lying next to Michelangelo's David. Enjoy an anatomical renaissance with today's Groupon: for $29, you get enrollment (up to a $195 value) and a two-month membership with unlimited access to all classes and faciliti…
Like a centipede or the judicial system, a bicycle relies on the synchronicity of its many parts. Ensure mobile synchronicity with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $50 worth of bicycle parts, tools, and accessories at Trek Bicycles of Tucson, with locations in Oro Valley and Tucson. The expert cycl…
Bowling is like taking a road test: the only way to win is to knock over more obstacles than everyone else. Cruise to victory with today's deal to Vantage Bowling Centers, valid at five area locations: Cactus Bowl, Lucky Strike Bowl, Tucson Bowl, Santa Cruz Lanes, or Fiesta Lanes. Choose between the…
Without Halloween, candy corn would go unharvested and there would be no legal way to knock on a neighbor's door while dressed as Fabio. Celebrate freedom of expression with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of Halloween gift baskets from Cherry Moon Farms. This Groupon can be used toward …
Staying at a hotel is the perfect excuse to put off demanding domestic labor, such as cleaning gutters and converting the shed into a raccoon palace. Don't do today what you can do tomorrow with today's Groupon to Hotel Fiesta Real San Carlos, located on the Sea of Cortez in San Carlos, Mexico. Choo…
Photographs of precious moments are the greatest gifts relatives can leave behind for their descendants, aside from genes for cowlick-resistant hair or hints to where the inheritance is buried. Pass on a transgenerational treasure with today's Groupon: for $59, you get a photography package from Ste…
Appalachian Dracula was famously quoted as saying, "I never drink … moonshine." Teach the original Dracula a thing or two with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $75 worth of fine wine mailed directly to your door from Wine Insiders. Shipping is just one penny if you order a full case. Additionally, …
Heating and cooling ducts are essential components of any home, ensuring a comfortable environment for residents and easy building access for everyday spies. Make sneaking around easier with today's Groupon: for $65, you get a wintertime 30-point heating-system inspection and a springtime 30-point c…
Dancing is one of the most popular forms of outward expression, second only to smiling at passersby or bringing bank statements to high-school reunions. Express your inner feelings with today's Groupon: for $30, you get four private dance lessons and the option to attend a group class and party at S…