Scuba diving is the only way left to find hidden treasure, befriend a nautical skeleton, or strap a huge tank to yourself. Explore the possibilities with today's Groupon: for $149, you get a PADI open-water scuba-certification course at Just Add H2O in Granger (a $300 value). Classes are available o…
Like a car, the human body needs occasional realignment to ensure that a pleasant journey down the sidewalk doesn't become a careening detour into someone's kitchen. Keep human parts functioning properly with today's Groupon to Family Wellness Center. Choose from the following options: For $30, you …
In popular culture, Santa Claus appears a paradoxical figure, generous with children's gifts, but stingy with tips for the Easter Bunny. Enjoy Santa's largesse with today's Groupon: for $9, you get a 10”x17” gold-level scroll from Santa.com (a $19.99 value). Santa.com's dedicated elves apply St. Nic…
Like staring into a pond or reading the phone book, following muddy footsteps on the living-room carpet can help you find yourself. Clean up after this pivotal moment with today's Groupon from HydroClean. Choose between the following options: For $55, you get carpet cleaning for two rooms measuring …
Yoga emphasizes seamless transition between poses, a skill set adopted by the Navy to teach cursive flag semaphore to its sailors. Spell out serene stances with today's Groupon to Spacious Heart Yoga in Goshen. Choose from the following options: For $30, you get 5 drop-in yoga classes (up to a $65 v…
At the age at which most children learn to speak, Mozart had already composed four symphonies, restored 11 classic cars, and built a robot to play against in squash. Catch up to Mozart's accomplishments with today's Groupon: for $16, you get three children's music classes at Musikgarten in Elkhart, …
After inventing geometry and physics, Greeks invented history—primarily as a way to document their many inventions. Take a stroll through history with today's Groupon: for $30, you get a family membership for two adults and four children to Center for History (a $60 value). Center for History chroni…
Though originally used to identify cattle herds, the practice of hot-iron branding has become an acceptable means of claiming pies as your own and calling permanent dibs on a buddy's front seat. Brand your barbecue with school spirit with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of grilling equip…
Without frequent exposure to art, viewers may struggle to discern whether they're looking at an impressionist masterpiece or out a heavily smudged window. Start your eye-training with today's Groupon to the Beaux Arts Ball After Party on Saturday, November 12, from 8 p.m. to 11 p.m. at the Century C…
Without the loosening effects of massage, shoulders would stiffen into immobility and fall victim to freeloading parrots and the burden of carrying Earth's heavyset brother, Girth. Pamper your perches with today's Groupon: for $30, you get three 30-minute HydroMassage sessions at ProActive Health (a…
Neglected cars try to escape their owners by parking in tow zones or running away from their garages to join the demolition derby. Keep custody of your car with today's Groupon to Auto One Mishawaka. Choose from the following options: For $89, you get a detail for a car (a $214.99 value). For $99, y…
Without Halloween, candy corn would go unharvested and there would be no legal way to knock on a neighbor's door while dressed as Fabio. Celebrate freedom of expression with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of Halloween gift baskets from Cherry Moon Farms. This Groupon can be used toward …
Getting kids to eat their vegetables would be easier if it didn't involve exposing sensitive tongues to unfamiliar tastes and patiently explaining the biochemical structure of every vitamin. Immerse your wee ones in good health and good times with today's Groupon: for $25, you get a one-year Best Bu…
Italian cuisine was born when, after building the city of Rome, Romulus and Remus discovered Greece didn't deliver to their new address. Taste the origins of an empire with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of Italian fare at Macri's Deli at Villa Macri Ristorante in Granger. Over the past…
Driving a shiny car is a great way to experience luxurious transportation without the hassle of chartering a yacht or riding a peacock to work. Transform regular vehicles into ritzy rides with today's Groupon: to Lighthouse Carwash, valid in Goshen, Mishawaka, Granger, Elkhart, and Michigan City. Ch…
Human faces experience a lifetime of wear and tear from gravity, driving into the wind, and pineapple-pie eating contests. Today's Groupon lets you restore your cheeks' original splendor at Plastic Surgery Center, P.C. on Memorial Drive. Choose from between two options: For $90, you get three 30-min…
Though any emotion can be read into the Mona Lisa's mysterious smile, scientists have identified the glint in her eyes as simple lust for dairy products. Tantalize portraits with today's Groupon: for $5, you get $10 worth of Hot Stone desserts and ice-cream creations at Cold Stone Creamery in Mishaw…
Children's songs can lull babies to sleep, motivate kids to move, and teach invaluable lessons about what happens to spiders that try crawling up spouts during rainstorms. Explore a symphony of sonic possibilities with today's Groupon: for $25, you get five best-selling Baby Genius DVDs, plus five b…
A party without pizza is like a hat without a head: more likely to be filled with unexciting baby carrots. Pile on the flavors with today's Groupon to Domino's. Choose from the following options: For $9, you get one large two-topping pizza with breadsticks or cheesy bread at the Warsaw location (an …
Buffalo is the only word that, without conjugation, represents all major parts of speech: noun, proper noun, verb, and sauce. Ace ambrosial English exams with today's Groupon: for $15, you get a chicken or beef tailgate meal from Charlie's Butcher Block in Elkhart (up to a $30 value). This Groupon i…
A dirty carpet is like a guilty conscience—it's always nagging you from the background, and it prevents you from eating off the floor in peace. Expunge lingering crud from your rug with today's Groupon to Ionic Fresh. Choose from the following options: For $55, you get Restore-Fresh carpet cleaning …
When someone's getting all up in your grill, the best thing to say is "You better step off! The surface temperature of grills can approach 550 degrees Fahrenheit—you shouldn't be standing on that thing!" Test safety standards with today's Groupon to Hills True Value. Choose between the following opt…
Humans are just as adept at changing colors as chameleons; they turn red when embarrassed, green when ill, and blue when banging on percussive tubes in Man Group meetings. Transform your tone with today's Groupon to Malibu Tanning. This deal is valid at any of Malibu Tanning's eight locations. Choos…
Protecting yourself from the sun and eating right can help prevent wrinkles, but nothing can stop Mother Nature from smooshing your face together while you sleep. Reverse her wrinkly wrath with today's Groupon to A You'nique Image. Choose from the following options: For $37, you get for one microder…
Pizza is traditionally circular, as its original octagonal shape caused patrons to simply stare at it and wait for the diner on their right to move. Pave your throat's thoroughfare with cheese with today's Groupon: for $25, you get a pizza dinner for two at Venturi (up to a $52 total value). The din…