Grapes naturally exist in three forms: solid, liquid, and raisin. Celebrate the fruit's most drinkable state with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of wine accessories at NOLA Tropical Winery. NOLA Tropical Winery's stock brims with unique cork complements that range from utilitarian koozi…
Before airplanes, the only way humans could hope to gain an aerial perspective of their surroundings was through astral projection or by being launched from a trebuchet. Explore the aeronautic world more easily with today's Groupon: for $249, you get a romantic sunset flight for two from Air Tours T…
A weathered face can help one project wisdom or blend in at Mount Rushmore but is otherwise considered undesirable. Stand out from monumental mugs with today's Groupon to The Avon Store. Choose from the following options: For $19, you get a 30-minute Calm Down facial (a $45 value). For $29, you get …
If not for necklaces, strings of pearls could only be used to fashion an ostentatious abacus or rappel into the purse of a high-society giantess. Explore pearls' myriad uses with today's Groupon: for $79, you get an 18-inch pearl necklace in a choice of eight colors from My Pacific Pearls' online st…
Consuming raw fruits and vegetables grants increased health as well as the ability to photosynthesize sunlight into David Lee Roth's singing voice. High-kick into health with today's Groupon: for $60, you get one Raw Vegan Christmas Cookies culinary-arts class from c Me Change at Counter Culture Caf…
Unlike hard candy, popcorn is known for its light, airy texture and not for warrants issued in its name from angry dentists. Crunch responsibly with today's Groupon: for $50, you get two 6.5-gallon gourmet-popcorn canisters from Deanan Gourmet Popcorn (a $108.25 value) in Converse. This Groupon is v…
Like excessive empathy for a shar-pei puppy, habitual stress can cause faces to sag. Prop up your smile maker with today's Groupon: for $49, you get a spa package at Peace Through Massage (up to a $104 total value) that includes the following: A 60-minute deep-tissue or Swedish massage (up to a $69 …
It is better to give than to receive, which is why people who give themselves a gift must regift it to themselves in order to overcome the despair of receiving it. Break out of a perpetual loop with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of classic toys and gifts at Got Toys in New Braunfels. G…
Making a good sandwich, like removing a child's head from between stair balusters, requires delicate handling and a lot of mayonnaise. Marvel at skilled condiment usage with today's Groupon to Sweet Marley's Frozen Yogurt and Sandwich Bar in Fredericksburg. Choose between the following options: For …
Like advertising, baseball relies on great pitches, a loyal fan base, and the power of grown men in animal costumes to sway public opinion. Try your hand at America's pastime with today's Groupon to Power Swing. Choose between the following options: For $5, you get 13 batting cage tokens (a $10 valu…
Bicycles provide environmentally friendly transportation much more efficiently than riding a tornado or filling a recycled garbage bag with helium. Keep your wheels rolling with today's Groupon: for $24, you get a standard bike tune-up (a $49 value) at Sun & Ski Sports in San Antonio. The certified …
Before modern photography, portrait-seeking subjects would cover themselves in year-end financial figures to meet the requirements for being xeroxed. Capture more accurate self-copies with today's Groupon: for $99, you get a portrait package at Très Jolie Portraiture (a $335 total value). This Group…
Golf obstacles parallel life challenges and reinforce conventional wisdom that the only way to escape rough patches is through excessive clubbing. Power through impediments with today's Groupon: for $60, you get a golf outing from Alamo City Golf Trail (up to a $130 value). The outing includes: One …
Every time dead skin cells are removed from your body, they reveal a new layer of skin, until finally, all that remains is a Russian matryoshka doll painted to resemble your spirit animal. Reveal the radiance that lies beneath with today's Groupon to FourSeasons Aesthetics. Choose between the follow…
Every time a new idea crosses the mind, a new hair sprouts as the idea tries to escape the brain and patent itself. Keep thoughts in check with today's Groupon to ProdEdgy, A William Edge Aveda Salon in New Braunfels. Choose between the following options: For $49, you get a cut-and-color package (a …
Heating and cooling ducts are essential components of any home, ensuring a comfortable environment for residents and easy building access for everyday spies. Make sneaking around easier with today's Groupon: for $69, you get a furnace-and-air-duct-cleaning package from Steam It Carpet Care (up to a …
Some things, such as cakes and dentist hands, are better small. Eat the superior version of a cake with today's Groupon: for $12, you get a dozen cupcakes at Betty Jane's Bakeshoppe (a $24 value). Named after the current owner's mother, Betty Jane, this family-oriented bakery entices guests with sug…
Breaking bread is a bonding experience, encouraging new friendships while testing the strength of communal sledgehammers. Swing into sustenance with today's Groupon to Firewater Grille. Choose between the following options: For $33, you get a southwestern three-course dinner for two (up to a $67 tot…
Over time, cellular boredom eventually forces people into a lethargic, depressed state of mind, despite natural stimulants such as exercise and thinking about exercise. Make life more interesting by livening up your insides with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of vitamins, supplements, a…
Running was popular in Europe long before it caught on in America, which is why most races are measured in kilometers instead of miles and why most of the Pilgrims were eaten by bears. Race to the top of the food chain with today's Groupon: for $12, you get a registration package to the Prevent Blin…
Safari Animals Graze Near Modern, African-Themed Abodes A herd of zebras saunters amid grasses and shrubs, appearing as comfortable in the middle of Texas Hill Country as they would in the Serengeti Plain of Africa. A giraffe, several elands, various antelopes, ostriches, and a camel have free reign…
Although evergreen trees represent the holiday spirit, they are also the bullies of the arboreal world, taunting their deciduous counterparts by name-dropping Santa and hogging all the cute squirrels. Imbue ornery trees with cheer with today's Groupon: for $59, you get a hand-delivered Fraser fir Ch…
Though pursued throughout history, the Fountain of Youth lost its appeal when explorers who hopped into its waters were immediately kicked out for adult swim. Turn back just enough time with today's Groupon to The Oasis Salon Suites and Spa. Choose from the following options: For $45, you get a one-…
A cheese pizza is a blank canvas, just waiting to be decorated with pepperoni to symbolize life, onions to symbolize sorrow, and pineapple to symbolize fruit. Eat something meaningful with today's Groupon: for $10, you get a pizza meal for two at Apizza Mia in Lakehills (up to a $21.95 total value).…
The Library of Alexandria was where ancient Egyptian scholars invented both world-changing mathematical theorems and shushing. Brush up on book learning with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 toward a personalized children's book from I See Me!'s online store. Endorsed by celebrity moms Brooke S…