Eating international fare locally eliminates the woes associated with transatlantic travel, such as jet lag and oar splinters. Stamp your palate's passport with today's Groupon: for $6, you get $12 worth of empanadas and traditional Spanish fare at Juan & Maria's Empanada Stop in the Rochester Publi…
Pubs cultivate a friendly atmosphere through hearty food, strong drink, and a cordial old jukebox that sings out your Social Security number when you walk in the door. Enjoy familiar tunes and fantastic fare with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of Irish pub fare from Caverly's Irish Pub.…
When stranded in the wilderness, glasses can help you convert sunbeams into fire or look smart as you explain the inedibility of man to a family of grizzly bears. Equip your eyes for the Great Outdoors with today's Groupon: for $50, you get $200 worth of eyeglasses, valid for a full set of frames an…
Architectural Gem in the Center of the Theater District The legendary marquee of the Ed Sullivan Theater sparkles in blue and gold, trumpeting the Late Show with David Letterman. Stationed in the heart of Times Square, the theater has welcomed guests from The Beatles to the Muppets and today shares …
Statistically, home is the place you're most likely to fall asleep under a running lawn mower or spontaneously combust while trying to slow dance with a running lawn mower. Find a safe haven with today's Groupon: for $135, you get a cabin-lodging package at Hilltop Lodge Rochester (a $275 value). Th…
Exercise keeps the body in peak condition, which explains the marbleized ThighMaster lying next to Michelangelo's David. Enjoy an anatomical renaissance with today's Groupon: for $249, you get a CPS 9200 indoor cycle from Stamina Products (a $599.99 value). Shipping is included. Exercisers cycle san…
The body stands up to gravity's bullying every day, whereas the mind and soul leisurely spend their time playing sudoku and filling up on chicken soup. Grab a steaming bowl of relaxation with today's Groupon to The Spa @ Corn Hill. Choose between the following options: For $55, you get a nail packag…
Practicing yoga has many benefits such as assisting minds under emotional duress, bodies experiencing physical rigidity, or people auditioning for the ampersand part in a human-structured M&M's billboard. Achieve an elegant shape with today's Grouponto Bikram Yoga Rochester in Pittsford. Choose betw…
Cellulite is a dimpling of the skin that universally affects women, men, and children who sleep in beds made out of golf balls. Even out epidermises with today's Groupon: for $26, you get a pair of weight-loss hot pants from Zaggora (a $71.86 value). Shipping is $7.50 within the contiguous United St…
Horses and humans have worked together for centuries, transporting goods, fording rivers, and sharing the blame for the fall of Troy. Bond with the noblest of creatures and give the gift of horseback riding with today's Groupon to Spruce Meadow Farm in Clarence. Choose between the following options:…
A great haircut can inspire even the most listless and despondent of scalps, much like a papier-mâché crown of Chicken Soup for the Soul essays. Give your head a pick-me-up with today's Groupon to Family Hair Express. Choose from the following options: For $7, you get a child's shampoo and haircut (…
To spice up a dance routine, professionals will wear bedazzling outfits or substitute their partner for a burlap sack filled with fireworks attached to a timer. Go for the pros with today's Groupon to Let's Dance Rochester. Choose between the following options: For $150, you get five private individ…
It is better to give than to receive, which is why the person who gives themselves a gift must regift it to themselves in order to overcome the despair of receiving it. Break out of a perpetual loop with today's Groupon: for $7, you get $15 worth of souvenirs and gifts at Seasons of Fairport. Season…
Some family heirlooms, such as jewelry and photographs, are enthusiastically accepted by younger generations, and others, including Grandpa's gallstone and Betamax copies of Ishtar, are not. Procure a pride-inspiring heirloom with today's Groupon: for $65, you get a personalized alphabet-photography…
Although it's been ostracized by the five traditional senses, the sense of humor is the only thing that enables human beings to detect a rubber chicken creeping up from behind. Stay on guard with today's Groupon: for standup-comedy-show tickets and dinner at Last Laff Bar & Grill. Shows start at 8 p…
Children occupied by constructive afterschool activities are less likely to buy BB guns or hang out with dogs that buy children BB guns. Keep tots gainfully at play with today's Groupon: for $34, you get four children's gym classes at The Little Gym of Perinton-Pittsford in Fairport (a $68 value). A…
Clothing keeps people warm and looking fashionable, but its most important duty is replenishing bellybutton lint. Keep navels stocked with today's Groupon to Valentin's Clothiers & Bespoke Tailoring. Choose between the following options: For $689, you get a custom-made suit and shirt (up to a $2,000…
A good haircut draws attention to the face's best features, which explains the heavy bangs added on Mount Rushmore to accentuate Teddy Roosevelt's cheekbones. Acquire a framing fringe with today's Groupon to Sylk Spa & Salon in Penfield. Choose from the following options: For $15, you get a spa mani…
Your clothes define you as an individual much more accurately than the dictionary, which curiously defines "you" as a preposition. Become synonymous with style with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $50 worth of custom apparel from Big City Sportswear. In addition to the cost of the item being custo…
Halloween celebrates nature's finest masters of disguise, such as the grasshopper, who can blend in with the leaves, and the chameleon, who can change its colors to look like a sexy nurse. Honor the art of shape shifting with today's Groupon: for $12, you get two tickets to the third annual masquera…
Proper car maintenance will help a vehicle live longer, just as proper muscle maintenance will help you save a car from drowning. Be a hero with today's Groupon to Bob Johnson Chevrolet. Choose from the following options: For $34, you get a winterization package (a $99.95 value) that includes the fo…
Without photographic evidence, it's hard to know if things such as aliens, Abraham Lincoln, or true love have ever existed. Package evidence of your own being for later generations to study with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $50 worth of photo books, cards, and more from Mixbook. With Mixbook's …
Building a miniature ship inside a bottle is impressive, but not as impressive as forging a giant glass shell around the outside of an aircraft carrier. One-up ordinary hobbyists with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of paint-your-own pottery at Bisque & Brush. The friendly staff at Bisqu…
Blankets provide warmth at night, security capes for children, and nourishment for roaming hordes of goats. Wrap up in a personalized wonder-covering with today's Groupon: for $64, you get a custom 70"x53" photo blanket (a $129 value, shipping included) from PhotoWeavers, a family-owned textile mill…
From infancy, skin is tasked with protecting the body against summer's heat, winter's cold, and Grandmother's pinch. Keep your outer layer looking awesome with today's Groupon to Realmonte Salon and Spa in Gates. Choose from the following options: For $12, you get $25 worth of waxing. For $30, you g…