Missed Deals in Rio Grande Valley

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$499 for a Queen-Size Eco-Friendly Memory-Foam Mattress with Shipping from Mattress Hero ($1,299 Value)

A mattress's softness and large rectangular shape make it useful for cradling human bodies or being stuffed into the billfold of a giant after you've stolen all of his enormous credit cards. Spend some time with a large, soft quadrilateral with today's Groupon: for $499, you get a queen-size 10-inch…

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$20 for $40 Worth of Golf Balls from KnetGolf.com

The golf ball has a tough, rugged thermoplastic cover, but at its very center contains a heart of gold, which swells with every postputt kiss. Discover your golf ball's true nature with today's Groupon: for $20, you get $40 worth of golf balls from KnetGolf.com. Winner of eBay Canada's 2009 Entrepre…

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$9 for a 10”x17” Personalized Letter from Santa.com ($19.99 Value)

In popular culture, Santa Claus appears a paradoxical figure, generous with children's gifts, but stingy with tips for the Easter Bunny. Enjoy Santa's largesse with today's Groupon: for $9, you get a 10”x17” gold-level scroll from Santa.com (a $19.99 value). Santa.com's dedicated elves apply St. Nic…

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11"x14" or 16"x20" Metal Print from MetalPixs (Up to 68% Off)

Taking pictures is an excellent way to capture memories, commemorate special occasions, or get arrested at a spy convention. Display secret identities with pride with today's Groupon to MetalPixs. Choose between the following options: For $39, you get an 11"x14" metal-printed photograph with shippin…

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$10 for a One-Year Subscription to “O, The Oprah Magazine” (Up to $28 Value)

Like the full moon, magazines appear routinely each month, are the basis of many calendars, and turn a small fraction of their audience into werewolves. Test your lupine levels with today's Groupon: for $10, you get a one-year subscription to O, The Oprah Magazine (up to a $28 value). Each month, O …

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One- or Three-Year Premium LoJack for Laptops Theft Recovery Service from Absolute Software

Theft of a computer can be difficult for an owner, forcing one to recover lost data, reconcile with an old abacus, and plan a costly farewell party for the remaining household electronics. Prevent painful loss with today's Groupon for LoJack for Laptops from Absolute Software. Choose between the fol…

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$15 for $60 Worth of Custom-Printing Services Online from Vistaprint

Customizing your own property is a time-consuming process that often yields illegible monograms and valuable works of art with your dental records stapled to them. Attach a sensible, personal touch with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $60 worth of printed products ordered online from Vistaprint. F…

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$50 for 100 Worth of Framed Art, Prints, and Posters from Art.com

Without walls, art aficionados would have to sate their passion for aesthetic composition with real-life lily ponds, starlit cafés, and gooeylicious candy pocket watches. Keep sticky scenes at a safe distance with today's Groupon: for $50, you get $100 worth of posters, prints, and framing from Art.…

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$69 for a Diamond Elite Ultrasonic Toothbrush with Free Shipping ($228.95 Value)

A healthy smile is able to win people over by displaying rows of pearly white teeth and emitting a cartoon "ding" sound whenever it shows itself. Teach teeth to audibly twinkle with today's Groupon: for $69, you get a Diamond Elite ultrasonic toothbrush, plus a UV sanitizing charger base, three repl…

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$15 for $30 Worth of Eco-Friendly Sandals from Okabashi

Whereas walking a mile in another person's shoes develops empathy, walking a mile in an astronaut's shoes means you're too far from the shuttle to be retrieved. Take a walk in earth-friendly footwear with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of 100% recyclable sandals from Okabashi online. Th…

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Unlimited Access to Bumper Boats, Mini Golf, and Go-Karts for Two or Three Hours at The Zone Action Park

In addition to providing recreational enjoyment, riding in go-karts and playing miniature golf are excellent ways to prepare children for a future filled with high-speed car chases and malevolent windmills. Catch up or give kids a head start with today's Groupon to The Zone Action Park in McAllen. C…

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$25 for $75 Worth of Digital-Media-Conversion Services from Southtree

Converting old memories into new digital formats means encoding them as a string of zeroes and ones, like a scoring table after a yodeled rendition of "Amazing Grace" divides judges between goose eggs and perfect 10s. Express yourself binarily with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $75 worth of medi…

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$15 for Pair of All-Natural Rubber Flip-Flops from Feelgoodz (Up to $30 Value)

To reduce the size of one's carbon footprint, ecologists recommend turning off unused lights, composting biodegradable foodstuffs, and avoiding ill-placed alloy puddles whenever possible. Put some environmental pep in your step with today's Groupon: for $15, you get a pair of flip-flops from Feelgoo…

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11"x14" or 16"x20" Metal Print from MetalPixs

Taking pictures is an excellent way to capture memories, commemorate special occasions, or get arrested at a spy convention. Display secret identities with pride with today's Groupon to MetalPixs. Choose between the following options: For $39, you get an 11"x14" metal-printed photograph with shippin…

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$64 for a First-Time Brewer Starter Kit and Ingredients Package from Midwest Homebrewing and Winemaking Supplies

During Prohibition, bootleggers made their own booze by burying grapes underground or catching moonbeams in a jar of water. Make alcohol the easy way with today's Groupon: for $64, you get a brewing essentials equipment kit (a $56.95 value), a steel bottle opener (a $14.95 value), your choice of eit…

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$30 for 52 Issues of "Us Weekly" ($67 Value)

Like the Rubik's cube, swing-dance-revival revivals, and the swimsuit portion of the presidential debates, celebrity news can provide hours of entertainment for average Americans. Keep up with Hollywood's finest with today's Groupon: for $30, you get 52 issues of Us Weekly (a $67 value). Since 1977,…

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$20 for $40 Worth of Golf Balls from KnetGolf.com

The golf ball has a tough, rugged thermoplastic cover, but at its very center contains a heart of gold, which swells with every postputt kiss. Discover your golf ball's true nature with today's Groupon: for $20, you get $40 worth of golf balls from KnetGolf.com. Winner of eBay Canada's 2009 Entrepre…

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$99 for an Online Weight-Loss Program and Supplements from NutriMedical Wellness and Weight Loss Institute ($580 Value)

Though scientists have determined the greatest weight loss occurs from wrestling tigers and riding stampeding wildebeests, reports are mixed on the long-term effects of the resulting terror. Slim down without prolonged adrenaline highs with today's Groupon: for $99, you get a 90-day weight loss prog…

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