Like waking a hibernating bear, waking a dormant stomach causes violent growls that can only be silenced by bowls of curry and 20 minutes of gentle patting. Ward off vicious appetites with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of Indian cuisine and drinks at Taste of India. At Taste of India, …
Earth, an alluring enigma, is balanced in the void of space upon two poles over which it sensuously spins and ineffably shimmies. Harness the power of your polarity with today's Groupon to JMK Entertainment in Pawtucket. Choose from the following options: For $25, you get one beginner pole-dancing c…
Without bright teeth to serve as exit lights, exhaled breath might lose its way and instead escape through the gills that are hidden somewhere on every human body. Keep lapses in evolution from being revealed with today's Groupon: for $38, you get a professional at-home teeth-whitening kit from Smil…
Cell phones make communication instantaneous, allowing mothers to call children at all hours and children to ignore calls from their mothers at all hours. Put a wealth of knowledge at your fingertips with today's Groupon: for $25, you get a Droid 3 phone plus $25 worth of accessories from Tranzmobil…
Maintaining your hair and skin can help project a professional image more easily than sewing a three-piece suit from business cards. Finesse your façade with today's Groupon: for $49, you get a facial package at Bella Piel in East Greenwich (up to a $140 value). This Groupon is valid for one of the …
In the past, photo prints were done with a gigantic Polaroid, but they never developed properly because nobody was big enough to shake the massive canvases. Harness the power of the digital age with today's Groupon for a photo-print reproduction on gallery-wrapped canvas from Picture It On Canvas, i…
Cellulite is a dimpling of the skin that universally affects women, men, and children who sleep in beds made out of golf balls. Even out epidermises with today's Groupon: for $26, you get a pair of weight-loss hot pants from Zaggora (a $71.86 value). Shipping is $7.50 within the contiguous United St…
It's important to dress for the job you want, which is why most supermodels begin their careers as mannequins. Get clothed for success with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of apparel and accessories at Rock and Rose Boutique in Smithfield. Rock and Rose Boutique brims with women's appare…
Without the promise of sweets, mouths would never have the patience to stay open during dentist's appointments or closed during beekeeping demonstrations. Keep mouths copacetic with today's Groupon to Scrumptions in East Greenwich. Choose between the following options: For $12, you get a baker's doz…
A bartender's outgoing nature and drink knowledge make him a more popular party guest than a person who can crack his knuckles to the tune of "Chopsticks." Become the most popular debutante at the ball with today's Groupon: for $125, you get a 35-hour bartending training course at Professional Schoo…
Before being discovered by med spas, lasers were used exclusively for slicing turkeys during space Thanksgiving. Give thanks for lasers with today's Groupon to Avalon Medical Spa. Choose from the following options: For $149, you get six laser hair-removal treatments on a small area (up to a $750 val…
Sharing a meal out strengthens family bonds in a civilized way, unlike invading the neighborhood block party and laying siege to the bounce castle. Subjugate your hunger with today's Groupon to Redlefsen's Rotisserie & Grill in Bristol. Choose between the following options: For $25, you get $50 wort…
The earliest salons were informal gatherings where B-list philosophers gibbered away so they couldn't hear themselves dying of plague. Get an earful of the modern salon's soothing hair-dryer purrs and facial pitter-patters instead with today's Groupon to Shimmer Salon and Day Spa in East Greenwich. …
Since the days of caves, adorning walls with artistic shapes has been a way to document history, express feelings, and salute the handsomest woolly mammoth in town. Garnish drywall canvases with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $30 worth of decals, custom canvases, and more from Dali Decals online.…
Italian culinary traditions developed regionally, thriving on ingredients native to specific locations, such as Sicily's reliance on coastal seafood and Tuscany's dependence on rich sausage fields. Sample regional pride with today's Groupon to Aglia Ristorante in Bellingham. Choose between the follo…
Converting old memories into new digital formats means encoding them as a string of zeroes and ones, like a scoring table after a yodeled rendition of "Amazing Grace" divides judges between goose eggs and perfect 10s. Express yourself binarily with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $75 worth of medi…
According to an old saying, your home is your castle, your television is your court jester, and your dog is your moat. Repel invading dust-bunny hordes with today's Groupon to Universal Cleaning Service. The cleaners will travel to homes and businesses within a 35-mile radius of Cranston. Choose fro…
Explorer Ponce de León abandoned his quest to discover the mythical land of wine after a tumble into the Fountain of Youth left him eternally underage. Take up his journey with today's Groupon: for $5, you get a winery tour, tasting, and wineglass at Newport Vineyards in Middletown (a $10 total valu…
Receiving a massage is one of the most relaxing activities, after tubing down a lazy river flowing with chamomile tea. Let stresses drift downstream with today's Groupon to iMassage in Rehoboth. Choose from the following options: For $29, you get a 60-minute Swedish massage (a $60 value). For $59, y…
The thrill of seeing one's favorite musicians in concert often alleviates the stress of modern life and the sweaty delirium from contracting Beatlemania. Enjoy an aural antidote with today's GrouponLive deal: for $38, you get two tickets to see Girl Talk at the University of Rhode Island's Ryan Cent…
Robert Frost could have used an audio guide when he decided to take the road less traveled by, as he discovered only too late that it was patrolled by feral park rangers. Learn how an audio guide makes all the difference with today's Groupon: for $45, you get a one-year household membership to the P…
Though many aquariums don't allow people to feed the fish, there are no rules against teaching them to panhandle. Help a fish feed itself with today's Groupon: for $15, you get a family outing to Save the Bay Exploration Center & Aquarium in Newport (up to a $31 value). The outing includes: A family…
Reflexology is based on the theory that points on the feet connect to others areas in the body, which has the potential to revolutionize both modern medicine and the lyrics to "Dem Bones." Reconnect with today's Groupon to Changing Lives in Johnston. Choose between the following options: For $40, yo…
Anyone who claims that humans weren't meant to fly was likely pecked in their neonatal soft spot by the predator hawk that delivers all babies. Do what you were born to do with today's Groupon: for $65, you get an introductory discovery-flight package from Pilot Journey (a $129.95 value), valid at p…
Known for its spices, Indian fare jolts the taste buds in a manner that kissing an electrical socket could never match. Enjoy shockingly good cuisine with today's Groupon to Apna Punjab in Rehoboth. Choose between two options: For $15, you get $30 worth of Indian fare. For $25, you get $55 worth of …