Missed Deals in Portland, ME

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$10 for $20 Worth of American Café Fare at JJ's Eatery

Sharing a meal out strengthens family bonds in a civilized way, unlike invading the neighborhood block party and laying siege to the bounce castle. Subjugate your hunger with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of American café fare at JJ's Eatery in Old Orchard Beach. The kitchen crew at JJ…

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$79 for an Authentic 18-Inch Pearl Necklace with 14-Karat White-Gold Filled Clasp from My Pacific Pearls ($450 Value)

If not for necklaces, strings of pearls could only be used to fashion an ostentatious abacus or rappel into the purse of a high-society giantess. Explore pearls' myriad uses with today's Groupon: for $79, you get an 18-inch pearl necklace in a choice of eight colors from My Pacific Pearls' online st…

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$25 for a Droid 3 Phone and $25 Worth of Accessories from Tranzmobile/Verizon Wireless ($224 Value)

Cell phones make communication instantaneous, allowing mothers to call children at all hours and children to ignore calls from their mothers at all hours. Put a wealth of knowledge at your fingertips with today's Groupon: for $25, you get a Droid 3 phone plus $25 worth of accessories from Tranzmobil…

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One-Night Stay in a Country Inn Room, Yorkshire Room, or Luxury Room at York Harbor Inn in Maine

Campus of Colonial-Style Inns Steps from Atlantic Ocean In 1732, York Harbor Inn's proprietor valued a night's worth in pence, and sent lodgers to bed with two edicts: no more than five sleep in one bed, and no boots. After guests tuckered out, the host would tend their horses while the Atlantic Oce…

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One or Three 60-Minute Massages at Harmonic Energy (Up to 60% Off)

Massages are a time-honored method of alleviating stress, much like the ancient art of crafting origami swans out of midterm exams. Ace relaxation with today's Groupon to Harmonic Energy. Choose between the following options: For $30, you get one 60-minute massage (a $60 value). For $72, you get thr…

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$15 for $30 Worth of French Fare and Drinks at The Merry Table

The French have given the United States many tremendous gifts, such as the Statue of Liberty and the current Statue of Liberty, which subdued the first one after lightning made it evil. Raise a glass in gratitude with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of French fare and drinks at The Merry…

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5- or 10-Class Punch Card to Body of Work in South Portland (Up to 67% Off)

When the Beatles returned from India, they brought with them tranquility, sitars, and the ability to stretch their hair past their shoulders. Test the limits of your flexibility with today's Groupon to Body of Work in South Portland. Choose between the following options: For $25, you get a 5-class p…

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$26 for Pair of Weight-Loss Hot Pants from Zaggora ($71.86 Value)

Cellulite is a dimpling of the skin that universally affects women, men, and children who sleep in beds made out of golf balls. Even out epidermises with today's Groupon: for $26, you get a pair of weight-loss hot pants from Zaggora (a $71.86 value). Shipping is $7.50 within the contiguous United St…

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One- or Three-Dozen Cupcakes or Whoopie Pies at Nothing Bakes Like a Parrott in South Portland (Up to 55% Off)

Cupcakes are a preferable alternative to birthday cakes, whose constant accompaniment by off-key singing has depleted the planet's finite supply of forced smiles. Garner genuine grins with today's Groupon to Nothing Bakes Like a Parrott in South Portland. Choose between the following options: For $1…

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$15 for $30 Worth of Pet Food, Toys, and Accessories from PetFlow

Like pizza, flowers, and cinder-block-o-grams, unwieldy bags of pet food are best delivered by a professional. Avoid heavy lifting with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of pet food, toys, and accessories from PetFlow. Online retailer PetFlow saves pet owners a trip to the store by deliver…

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Custom Framing and Photo Services at Grapheteria (Up to 55% Off). Two Options Available.

Both a framed work of art and a finicky antique cannon add a lot of personality to a living room at the simple expense of a few holes in the wall. Maximize aesthetics while minimizing structural damage with today's Groupon to Grapheteria. Choose between the following options: For $19, you get $40 wo…

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$25 for English Horseback-Riding Experience at Chiron Equestrian Services in Saco ($50 Value)

The horse and buggy was a popular method of early transportation, far surpassing the bug and buggy, which could barely move and was often destroyed by squeamish gunslingers. Saddle up with today's Groupon: for $25, you get one English horseback-riding experience at Chiron Equestrian Services in Saco…

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11 for Photos with Santa Claus and a Dasher Print Package from Worldwide Photography ($22.99 Value)

Most holidays are marked by priceless moments such as the exchange of gifts, the embrace of hugs, and the consumption of a turkey that cost $4.89 per pound. Embrace seasonal celebrations with today's Groupon: for $11, you get photos taken with Santa Claus and a Dasher print package from Worldwide Ph…

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$35 for 24 Juice Diet Shots from Simplifast ($69.99 Value)

Sticking to a diet can be a difficult process that involves shopping carefully, maintaining discipline, and patching up Kool-Aid-Man-shaped holes in the wall. Enlist mealtime reinforcements with today's Groupon: for $35, you get 24 juice diet shots from Simplifast (a $69.99 value). This Groupon is v…

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30- or 60-Minute Swedish or Deep-Tissue Massage from Laura Holt, LMT, in Waterville (Half Off)

Inaccessible to the hands, back musculature often falls prey to freeloading Kick Me signs and hitchhiking parrots. Liberate a beleaguered back with today's Groupon for a massage from Laura Holt, LMT, located in Prime Cut Salon in Waterville. Choose from the following options: For $20, you get a 30-m…

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1, 3, 5, or 12 Two-Hour Cleaning Sessions from Shining Bright Housecleaning (Up to 70% Off)

Messy homes tend to attract bothersome pests, such as insects, rodents, and fast-talking vacuum salesmen. Deter invaders with today's Groupon to Shining Bright Housecleaning. This Groupon is redeemable for homes in Cumberland County and parts of York County; please call ahead to see if you are withi…

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$49 for $125 Worth of Furniture and Home Accents at Mill Stores

Chairs, like horses, are most often supported by four legs, can hold up at least one person, and are used as dining surfaces during table droughts. Obtain haunch holders with today's Groupon: for $49, you get $125 worth of furniture and home accents at Mill Stores in Scarborough. For more than half …

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$25 for Zipline Package with Two-Hour Ropes Course and Instructional Class at Seacoast Fun Park (Up to $53 Value)

Ziplines originally were invented for just two functions: sneaking hamburgers over the Berlin Wall and zazzing up presidential entrances to State of the Union addresses. Discover function three and beyond with today's Groupon: for $25, you get two hours of treetop adventures with an instructional cl…

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$25 for $50 Worth of Custom-Made Silver Charms from i declare!

Writing your name on something gives you legal ownership over that item, which is why John Hancock signed the Constitution. Claim what's yours with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $50 worth of customizable silver charm jewelry from i declare! online. To make every charm of her exclusive sterling-s…

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Two or Four Main-Deck Tickets to Portland Pirates Hockey Game at Cumberland County Civic Center. Three Games Available.

Hockey players are like children: they are often missing teeth, are placed in a timeout box when they get into a fight, and their legs can be rubbed for good luck. Give yourself the luck of a child with today's GrouponLive deal for main-deck tickets to see a Portland Pirates game at the Cumberland C…

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Pizza Meal or $10 for $20 Worth of American Fare at Waterboro House of Pizza (Up to 53% Off). Three Options Available.

Teenagers idolize pizza due to its portable nature and refusal to stay in a box, man. Eat your way to independence with today's Groupon to Waterboro House of Pizza. Choose from the following options: For $13, you get a pizza meal (up to a $27.68 total value) that includes: One appetizer (up to a $10…

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Games, Attractions, and Snacks at Joker's Family Fun and Games (Up to 60% Off). Three Options Available.

Physicists have determined that the best way to subdue wall-bouncing photons is to let them loose until they need a nap. Apply the latest scientific findings to your kid's playtime with today's Groupon to Joker's Family Fun and Games in Auburn or Portland. Choose from the following options: For $12,…

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Small, Medium, Large, or Extra-Large Pair of CityBoots from CitySlips

Boots protect feet from snow, just as umbrellas protect heads from aliens listening to your thoughts. Stay on guard with today's Groupon to CitySlips. Choose from the following options: For $39, you get a small pair of CityBoots (fits sizes 5–6) (an $80 value). For $39, you get a medium pair of City…

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$138 for a Tandem Skydive from Central Maine Skydiving in Pittsfield ($230 Value)

The first parachute was invented when Jack, tumbling haplessly from his titanium beanstalk, used a purloined pair of giant underpants to steady his fall. Glide to earth safely with today's Groupon: for $138, you get a tandem skydive from Central Maine Skydiving in Pittsfield (a $230 value). Central …

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$45 for $100 Worth of Wine Online from OneHope Wine

Though a charity auctioneer's fast-paced gibbering can raise a hefty sum for a worthy cause, he's usually just trying to further his country-rap career. Today's Groupon gets you a far more intelligible way to give: for $45, you get $100 worth of wine and merchandise online from OneHope Wine. OneHope…

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