Decades of demonstration by prominent combustion physicists have at last convinced the ambivalent masses that wick-burning candles are impervious to the modern blight of rolling blackouts. Partake in the latest luminescent technologies with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of handmade can…
Exercise keeps the body in peak condition, which explains the marbleized ThighMaster lying next to Michelangelo's David. Enjoy an anatomical renaissance with today's Groupon: for $249, you get a CPS 9200 indoor cycle from Stamina Products (a $599.99 value). Shipping is included. Exercisers cycle san…
Safe and chauffeured, the party bus transports revelers about town while avoiding the party tank's expensive lawsuits and the party longboat's tendency to accidentally sail to Newfoundland. Designate your driver for a night on the town with today's Groupon from Classic Elegance Limousine Service. Ch…
Children's songs can lull babies to sleep, motivate kids to move, and teach invaluable lessons about what happens to spiders that try crawling up spouts during rainstorms. Explore a symphony of sonic possibilities with today's Groupon: for $25, you get five best-selling Baby Genius DVDs, plus five b…
Like a potato, if the human body is not properly mashed and moisturized, it will never be used for anything more than a science-project battery. Make sure your body is properly fluffed and buttered with today's soothing Groupon: for $70, you get two 50-minute relaxation massages from Joel Tull at Th…
In the past, photo prints were done with a gigantic Polaroid, but they never developed properly because nobody was big enough to shake the massive canvases. Harness the power of the digital age with today's Groupon for a photo-print reproduction on gallery-wrapped canvas from Picture It On Canvas, i…
Bowling shoes aren't just fashionable—they provide the added 2 inches of height needed to load your ball into a regulation-size trebuchet. Lace up and reach for a three-holed pin puncher with today's Groupon for a bowling package at Triad Lanes in Greensboro or Tar Heel Lanes in High Point. Choose b…
Love means never having to say you're sorry, but beauty means never having to pause at stoplights. Shift your appearance into fifth gear with today's Groupon to Carolina Spinal Care & Laser Therapy Center in Winston-Salem. Choose between the following options: For $99, you get one 45-minute Lapex Li…
Like glaciers and tectonic plates, teeth are slowly yet surely on the move as they attempt to turn their host's mouth into frozen tundra and then rip it apart like a bite-size Pangaea. Defeat devious teeth with today's Groupon: for $2,750, you get a complete Invisalign treatment at Brassfield Cosmet…
Sometimes the biggest confidence booster is concealing something special under your clothes—such as a winning lottery ticket in your pocket or a tattoo of yourself solving a complicated math problem. Get some confidence catalysts with today's Groupon: for $30, you get $65 worth of lingerie online fr…
The Library of Alexandria was where ancient Egyptian scholars invented both world-changing mathematical theorems and shushing. Brush up on book learning with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 toward a personalized children's book from I See Me!'s online store. Endorsed by celebrity moms Brooke S…
Unlike bell-bottoms and eight-track recordings of Benjamin Franklin's new-wave band, good haircuts never go out of fashion. Keep style relevant with today's Groupon with Kelly Roberts at Southern Chic Salon in High Point. Choose from the following options: For $22, you get a shampoo, haircut, and st…
If woolly mammoths had mastered the triple Lutz, they would've made it out of the Ice Age and into the Bronze Age, if not the Silver or Gold Age. Ensure your long-term survival with today's Groupon to Joel Coliseum Annex Ice Rink in Winston-Salem. Choose from the following options: For $8, you get r…
Like an iceberg, beauty mostly resides below the surface, but only its visible portion can gain the attention of an ocean liner. Look shipshape with today's Groupon to Verde Skincare in Kernersville. Choose from the following options: For $42, you get one diamond microdermabrasion session (an $85 va…
The holidays bring all sorts of dilemmas, such as what to get the person who likes nothing and when to begin blocking off the chimney. Solve one of these problems with today's Groupon to Reeves Ridge Christmas Trees in Sparta. Choose between the following options: For $25, you get $50 worth of Chris…
Wine tastings allow you to try a wide variety of flavors without commitment, much like taking a small bite out of every type of jellybean at the candy store. Develop a diverse palate with today's Groupon to Treehouse Vineyards in Monroe. Choose from the following options: For $12, you get a winery t…
Like wild animals, children are captivating, love to climb on things, and can be difficult to train for choral performances. Keep kindred spirits connected with today's Groupon: for $15, you get a one-year subscription to Zoobooks, Zoobies, or Zootles magazines (a $29.95 value). A yearly subscriptio…
Decorating walls can be a messy task, as it usually requires dealing with sticky wallpaper glue or hiring professional finger painters. Get the wall art without the goo with today's Groupon: for $35, you get a 48"x12" panoramic wall mural shipped to anywhere in the United States and Canada from Larg…
Humans developed smiles as a way to deflect predators in the wild and former bosses in the grocery store. Protect yourself with today's Groupon: for $59, you get an Ultrasonic Toothbrush, including shipping, from Elite Brights online (a $225 value). Elite Brights constructs state-of-tomorrow toothbr…
Some family heirlooms, such as jewelry and photographs, are enthusiastically accepted by younger generations, and others, including Grandpa's gallstone and Betamax copies of Ishtar, are not. Procure a pride-inspiring heirloom with today's Groupon: for $65, you get a personalized alphabet-photography…
Like an eccentric uncle, the holidays often sneak up on people and leave tinsel wherever they go. Deck the halls with today's Groupon: for $20, you get a wreath-making workshop, with all supplies included, at Toms Creek Nursery and Landscaping in Denton (a $40 value). Wreath-workshop attendees fashi…
Despite their destructive cinematic depictions, most lasers are content with assisting slideshow presentations and translating DVDs for people who don't speak fluent binary. Embrace the altruistic portion of the electromagnetic spectrum with today's Groupon to Thurston House Salon & Day Spa in Winst…
When river runners of yesteryear wanted to gamble, they simply took bets on who could noodle the largest catfish or survive the longest without vitamin C. Partake in healthier river gambling with today's Groupon for one or two people to travel aboard The Big “M” Casino in Little River. Choose betwee…
Hair follicles often become emaciated due to constantly expending energy to retain their vice-like grip on the scalp. Bulk up thinned-out strands with today's Groupon to the Koher Center for Hair Restoration in High Point. Choose between the following options: For $99, you get two months of laser ha…
Murals are a lovely way to personalize a living space and handily conceal ominous wall messages left scrawled by the isolated hotel's previous caretakers. Make your home shine with today's Groupon: for $49, you get $150 toward decorative wall murals from Murals Your Way, an online retailer. Featured…