There are only two instances in which it's legal to drive at 200 miles per hour: racing around a certified track and outrunning a 199-mile-per-hour construction horse. Satisfy your need for speed with today's Groupon from Rusty Wallace Racing Experience at the Phoenix International Raceway in Avonda…
Without high-tech gizmos, depressed utility belts would fill their pockets with cotton balls and passive-aggressively drop superheroes' trousers. Keep your crime-fighting pants fashionably fastened with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $50 worth of home technology from The Sharper Image's online st…
Unlike people, cats are adorable when wearing head-to-toe hair suits and batting at laser pointers. Showboat your shorn skin and laser-like focus with today's Groupon to AZ Laser Skin Rejuvenation Center, with locations in Chandler and Glendale. Choose from the following options: For $99, you get si…
All-Inclusive Beachside Resort Savannah Beach Hotel's expansive courtyard feels like a Caribbean incarnation of the Hanging Gardens of Babylon. The resort's fertile centerpiece abounds with ferns and palm fronds that spill over whitewashed terraces. Arched doorways give way to intimate outdoor sitti…
Barbecue chefs identify themselves by the signature flavors of their sauces, which they brush onto slabs of meat and hand to police officers during routine traffic stops. Sample handcrafted piquancy with today's Groupon to To Grill or Not To Grill in Scottsdale. Choose between the following options:…
Once mastered, chopsticks are the most manageable eating utensils, unlike forks, which get mangled in the dishwasher, or fingers, which get lost in the mouths of teething sock puppets. Eat easily with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of sushi and Japanese cuisine at Hon Machi Sushi & Tepp…
The Ancient Egyptian philosopher Amenemope famously said, “Better is bread with a happy heart than wealth with vexation or a bubble bath with a mall Santa.” Celebrate life's greatest staple food with today's Groupon: for $10, you get two packs of single Squarz or Double Squarz pies at Squarz in Mesa…
Other than sporting a constant tan, the best way to trick yourself into thinking it's perpetually summertime is tattooing sunglasses on everyone's faces. Make summer eternal the easy way with today's Groupon to Tropical Tans in Gilbert. Choose from the following options: For $26, you get a tanning p…
A Christmas tree provides more than shelter for gifts—it is also a convenient hanger for light strings and a shady respite from its own harsh glow. Adopt functional foliage with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 toward holiday wreaths and decorations at Moon Valley Nurseries. Click here to view …
All hands and feet require regular maintenance, except for permacured toes and the Hamburger Helper glove, which is immortal. Take care of what you actually have with today's Groupon to Academy of Nail Technology. Choose between the following options: For $20, you get a spa nailcare package (a $40 t…
A glowing smile charms irritable librarians, stern highway-patrol officers, and judges with highfalutin' ideas about driving through the library. Flaunt your beaming beauty with today's Groupon: for $99, you get a dental-care package at Palm Dental (a $547 total value). The package includes the foll…
Car troubles and speed bumps both come out of nowhere and slow you down, but only one can be fixed with a hijacked steamroller. Take a more well-rounded approach to car care with today's Groupon: for $29, you get three regular oil changes with a filter replacement at Car Guy LLC (up to a $74.97 valu…
Getting out of the house is often precluded by inclement weather, car trouble, and the tender bond between man and household dust mite. Step outside your domestic comfort zone with today's Groupon: for $45, you get entry for two people into the Phoenix CityScape Adventure Race, held Saturday, Decemb…
Video footage preserves family moments that might otherwise be forgotten, like the day Grandpa wiped everyone's memory with a spy drug. Bring precious records to the digital age with today's Groupon to King Tapes in Mesa. Choose between the following options: For $39, you get five home videotapes tr…
Simple laziness has spurred many culinary inventions, including the sandwich, the blender, and the pizza, which was invented as a way to wheel heavy ingredients from place to place. Transport your palate with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of upscale Italian cuisine and drinks at Stone …
Outside of a marathon, the best way to test a person's endurance is to see how long they can listen to a radio play-by-play of a marathon. Take on a real challenge with today's Groupon: for $15, you get one entry to the Life Time Turkey Day 5K Phoenix race, sponsored by Life Time Fitness (up to a $3…
Having perfectly smooth skin is the only chance one has to win a slip 'n' slide race against a dolphin. Give your body a fighting chance with today's Groupon to Bloom Skin Care in Scottsdale. Choose between the following options: For $27, you get one Brazilian wax (a $55 value). For $69, you get thr…
By Mikal McLendon, Travel Correspondent Sonoran Escape with Southwestern Charm and Mountain Views Like the ducks and swans swimming in nearby Camelback Lake, some of the sunbathers by the pool have decided to seek relief in the water. They are treading in the pool or wading beneath the refreshing wa…
Nearsightedness impairs one's ability to drive, read, and make the crucial distinction between truth serum and chocolate milk. Guard your secrets with today's Groupon to PerSpectacles in Gilbert. Choose between the following options: For $55, you get $200 worth of frames and lenses. For $40, you get…
Paintball combines the philosophies from Sun Tzu's The Art of War with anecdotes from Jackson Pollock's autobiography, I Will Fight Your Painting. Hone combat aesthetics with today's Groupon to Tempe Paintball. Choose between the following options: For $20, you get a paintball package for one person…
The deliciousness of Mediterranean cuisine lulls many classicists into complacency, delaying the discoveries that Julius Caesar was a horse and Pegasus was actually the name of Zeus's boyhood sled. Educate your taste buds with today's Groupon to La Piccola Cucina. Choose between the following option…
The scent of a cigar can awaken long-forgotten memories of the birth of a child or the year you spent sleeping in a humidor. Restore smoky memories with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of cigars, wine, and spirits at Magnum's. With a 450-square-foot walk-in humidor's worth of cigars and …
Adults begin to notice wrinkles developing on their faces after years of accumulated stress and hours spent trying to dislodge their heads from their old, peewee-size football helmets. Regain youthful glory with today's Groupon to Updegraff Clinic for Allergy & Dermatology, valid at the Sun City and…
Coating nails in polish is a better way to add color to fingertips than wearing the fabric left over from fingerless gloves or committing wire fraud just to be fingerprinted. Add flash to phalanges with today's Groupon to Plush Salon & Spa in Mesa. Choose between the following options: For $20, you …
Inner peace is hard to come by, requiring complex negotiations between spleen and kidney. Find harmony more easily with today's Groupon to Metta Yoga, valid at locations in Phoenix and Scottsdale. Choose between the following options: For $29, you get 5 yoga classes (a $75 value). For $49, you get 1…