Weighing less requires more than quick fixes such as lining your clothes with helium balloons or moving into an antigravity chamber. Shed pounds with both feet on the ground with today's Groupon: for $189, you get a comprehensive weight-loss plan, including an initial medical screening (a $150 value…
Massages are a time-honored method of alleviating stress, much like the ancient art of crafting origami swans out of midterm exams. Ace relaxation with today's Groupon for a 30- or 60-minute therapeutic massage at Emerald Coast Chiropractic in Destin. Chose between the following options: For $20, yo…
Cellulite is a dimpling of the skin that universally affects women, men, and children who sleep in beds made out of golf balls. Even out epidermises with today's Groupon: for $26, you get a pair of weight-loss hot pants from Zaggora (a $71.86 value). Shipping is $7.50 within the contiguous United St…
Sharing a meal out strengthens family bonds in a civilized way, unlike invading the neighborhood block party and laying siege to the bounce castle. Subjugate your hunger with today's Groupon to O'Briens Bistro. Choose between the following options: For $20, you get $40 worth of dinner and drinks, va…
Family-Friendly Digs with Plentiful Onsite Amusements Amid a crystal blue lagoon, a wooden tiki statue with a toothy grin surveys his tropical realm from atop a thatched-roof hut. In the water, swimsuit-clad kids masquerade as pirates or Polynesian villagers, scampering across a wooden-plank bridge …
If left to its own devices, a house will forswear bathing, fill its interior with half-chewed Doritos, and refuse to clean up after its dust bunnies. Show your home who's boss with today's Groupon from Pristine Maids. This deal is valid Monday–Friday for residences in Okaloosa, Walton, Santa Rosa, a…
Though the "noble experiment" of Prohibition failed, other noble experiments, such as teaching horses how to shoot guns and giving suffrage to any horse that could shoot a gun, were huge successes. Celebrate the failure of the 18th Amendment with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of alcoho…