The majority of real-life lasers are productive members of society, contrary to their negative Hollywood portrayals as family shrinkers and stealers of guns' jobs. Discover the truth with today's Groupon to Laser Centers of Central Florida. Click here for treatment areas, then choose from the follow…
Without high-tech gizmos, depressed utility belts would fill their pockets with cotton balls and passive-aggressively drop superheroes' trousers. Keep your crime-fighting pants fashionably fastened with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $50 worth of home technology from The Sharper Image's online st…
The first parachute was invented when Jack, tumbling haplessly from his titanium beanstalk, used a purloined pair of giant underpants to steady his fall. Glide to earth safely with today's Groupon: for $115, you get a tandem jump from Jump Florida Skydiving (a $199 value). Jump Florida is located at…
Water thrives when under pressure, much like spelling-bee finalists and fast-food drive-thru operators at the Indy 500. Unleash pressurized power with today's Groupon to Pair-A-Dice Car Wash in Kissimmee. Choose between the following options: For $11, you get one SuperSaver car wash (a $23.53 value)…
Cellulite is a dimpling of the skin that universally affects women, men, and children who sleep in beds made out of golf balls. Even out epidermises with today's Groupon: for $26, you get a pair of weight-loss hot pants from Zaggora (a $71.86 value). Shipping is $7.50 within the contiguous United St…
In the past, photo prints were done with a gigantic Polaroid, but they never developed properly because nobody was big enough to shake the massive canvases. Harness the power of the digital age with today's Groupon for a photo-print reproduction on gallery-wrapped canvas from Picture It On Canvas, i…
Before spas, people smoothed out wrinkly skin by laying themselves over shower-curtain rods and filed down their nails by hammering out poetry on typewriters with granite keys. Appreciate the progress primping has made with today's Groupon to Facials Unlimited Day Spa in Altamonte Springs. Choose be…
Massages are a time-honored method of alleviating stress, much like the ancient art of crafting origami swans out of midterm exams. Ace relaxation with today's Groupon to Ferrera Injury & Wellness Center. Choose from the following options: For $29, you get a massage lasting up to one hour (a $65 val…
Live concerts are meticulously coordinated events, with dedicated staff ensuring each instrument is tuned, each mic is working, and each band member is set in the upright and locked position. Keep their hard work from going to waste with today's GrouponLive deal: for $37, you get two reserved-seatin…
Though he only exercises one night a year and lives on a diet of cookies, the intense heat of chimneys helps Santa Claus stay pliable enough to repeatedly squeeze into tight spaces. Let heat get you out of some tight spots with today's Groupon: for $40, you get a 10-class pass to Bikram Yoga West Or…
Long eyelashes serve multiple purposes, from shooing incoming moths to extinguishing nearby forest fires with a single fierce blink. Elongate eye fringe with today's Groupon: for $49, you get a full set of eyelash extensions at Locks and Lashes in Clermont. Locks and Lashes' licensed eyelash special…
Haircuts remove dead ends and ends that have been playing dead to avoid doing their chores. Get rid of what's tying you down with today's Groupon to Tangles Hair Studio in Rockledge. Choose from the following options: For $30, you get a hair-care package (up to a $75 total value). The package includ…
Family-Friendly Digs with Plentiful Onsite Amusements Amid a crystal blue lagoon, a wooden tiki statue with a toothy grin surveys his tropical realm from atop a thatched-roof hut. In the water, swimsuit-clad kids masquerade as pirates or Polynesian villagers, scampering across a wooden-plank bridge …
Although palates become refined with age, people never lose their taste for timeless treats, such as pizza and sliding down stairs in footie pajamas. Give taste buds a wholesome thrill with today's Groupon to Giordano's, choose from locations in Orlando, Lake Buena Vista, or Kissimmee, then choose f…
Like excessive empathy for a shar-pei puppy, habitual stress can cause faces to sag. Prop up your smile-maker with today's Groupon to Neo Laser Medical Spa, with locations in Viera and Merritt Island. Choose between the following options: For $42, you get one microdermabrasion treatment (an $85 valu…
Muscle weighs more than fat, making retired bodybuilders nature's best paperweights. Get buff and avoid scattered utility bills with today's Groupon to Michelle Lanoue Fitness (a $300 value). Sessions take place at Winter Park Health & Fitness in Winter Park. Choose between the following options: Fo…
Though pursued throughout history, the Fountain of Youth lost its appeal when explorers who hopped into its waters were immediately kicked out for adult swim. Turn back just enough time with today's Groupon to Elase Medical Spas, valid at locations in Lake Mary and Orlando. Choose between the follow…
Before fishing boats, aspiring anglers could only gaze longingly at fish or try to tempt them to shore with autographed copies of Flipper. Enjoy the fruits of floatation with today's Groupon: for $200, you get a half-day chartered fishing trip for up to four people from Fish Benthic in Crystal River…
Like a shrewd defense attorney, a spray tan can provide the plausible alibi of a Caribbean vacation. Achieve a skin tone to match the bronze scales of justice with today's Groupon to Laser Centers of Central Florida. Choose between the following options: For $12, you get one spray tan (a $25 value).…
The quest for an hourglass figure requires diet, exercise, and occasionally standing on one's head in order to purge bodies of excess sand. Trim down in 60 minutes with today's Groupon to Solutions Skin Care at iStudio Salons in College Park. Choose between the following options: For $29, you get on…
Despite conservation groups' efforts to protect wildlife, most species continue to take off their helmets and kneepads the moment their moms aren't looking. See the animals without totally embarrassing them with today's Groupon to Florida EcoSafaris in St. Cloud. Choose from the following options: F…
Even the most unrepentant nudist will keep a few pieces of modest finery on hand for the occasional bar mitzvah or traffic-court date. Spruce up birthday attire with today's Groupon to Sadler's Fine Clothiers in Doctor Phillips and Winter Park. Choose between the following options: For $179, you get…
Although evergreen trees represent the holiday spirit, they are also the bullies of the arboreal world, taunting their deciduous counterparts by name-dropping Santa and hogging all the cute squirrels. Imbue ornery trees with cheer with today's Groupon: for $59, you get a hand-delivered Fraser fir Ch…
Unlike stained coffee mugs or reputations, stained glass is considered less valuable when it's held together with crazy glue. Up your glass-art assessment with today's Groupon to Glass Addicts in Sanford. Choose from the following options: For $29, you get admission to an intro-to-mosaic Stepping St…
Backs earn spa days by spending weeks supporting heavy heads and carrying loads of cargo up the Grand Canyon. Relish a well-deserved respite with today's Groupon: for $170, you get a spa day for two at Shear Bliss Salon and Day Spa in Lake Mary (a $350 total value). The spa day includes the followin…