A mattress's softness and large rectangular shape make it useful for cradling human bodies or being stuffed into the billfold of a giant after you've stolen all of his enormous credit cards. Spend some time with a large, soft quadrilateral with today's Groupon: for $499, you get a queen-size 10-inch…
Amateur kickboxers often trip themselves up with simple mistakes, such as tying the gloves on their feet too loosely. Avoid the errors of the untutored with today's Groupon to Champion Sport Karate in Papillion. Choose between the following options: For $22, you get a punch card for 10 kickboxing cl…
Like an eccentric uncle, the holidays often sneak up on people and leave tinsel wherever they go. Deck the halls with today's GrouponLive deal for tickets to see Ballet Nebraska's production of The Nutcracker at the Omaha Music Hall on Sunday, December 4, at 2 p.m. Doors open one hour before showtim…
Acupuncture treatments are used to relieve pain, increase energy, and improve well-being, unlike normal puncture treatments, which are only used when patients are filled with helium. Let your ailments float away with today's Groupon to Green Chiropractic & Acupuncture. Choose between the following o…
Most holidays are marked by priceless moments such as the exchange of gifts, the embrace of hugs, and the consumption of a turkey that cost $4.89 per pound. Embrace seasonal celebrations with today's Groupon: for $11, you get a photo taken with Santa Claus and a Dasher print package from Worldwide P…
Transporting loads of foodstuffs and abrasive sugar snacks over your pearly cobblestone mouth roads can result in potholes and bridge problems. Maintain your digestive highway with today's Groupon: for $99, you get four 15-minute in-office teeth-whitening sessions at SmileLabs of Omaha (a $396 value…
Until cellars are stocked with bottles of wine, they are only good for hiding boxes of half-written screenplays and keeping lonely pipes company. Fill the subterranean space with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $75 worth of fine fermented grape juice from Barclay's Wine, an online shop that will d…
A cheese pizza is a blank canvas, just waiting to be decorated with pepperoni to symbolize life, onions to symbolize sorrow, and pineapple to symbolize fruit. Eat something meaningful with today's Groupon to Dante Pizzeria. Choose from the following options: For $15, you get $30 worth of rustic Ital…
Often used for toting memorable subpoenas or slices of deli meat, books also serve as handy spots to place noteworthy photos while ensuring minimal mold growth. Preserve images in a portable and rodent-repelling format with today's Groupon: for $35, you get $115 worth of custom-designed photo books …
If not for necklaces, strings of pearls could only be used to fashion an ostentatious abacus or rappel into the purse of a high-society giantess. Explore pearls' myriad uses with today's Groupon: for $79, you get an 18-inch pearl necklace in a choice of eight colors from My Pacific Pearls' online st…
Unlike friends playing hide-and-seek, muscles can't be coaxed from their hiding spot by loudly yelling that you have free ice cream. Beckon bashful biceps with today's Groupon: for $19, you get a gym-membership package at Prairie Life Fitness (up to a $135 value). This Groupon is valid on Q Street, …
Cellulite is a dimpling of the skin that universally affects women, men, and children who sleep in beds made out of golf balls. Even out epidermises with today's Groupon: for $26, you get a pair of weight-loss hot pants from Zaggora (a $71.86 value). Shipping is $7.50 within the contiguous United St…
Messy homes tend to attract bothersome pests, such as insects, rodents, and fast-talking vacuum salesmen. Take up pine-scented arms against such invaders with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of cleaning products at The Cleaning Mart. Boasting thousands of items and eco-friendly cleansers…
If the shortest distance between two points is a straight line, then disheveled hair provides the least efficient route for climbing monkeys to reach the bananas in your fruit hat. Tame tresses for easy scaling with today's Groupon for salon services from Alicia Clark at iSalon Studios. Choose from …
Though commonly thought to be mere gibberish, the letters on eye charts are powerful incantations that, when spoken aloud, keep the sky wolves from devouring the sun. Keep their bite eclipses in focus with today's Groupon: for $50, you get $200 worth of frames, lenses, and sunglasses at Stanton Opti…
Working out is No. 3 on the list of most popular daily activities in America, behind not working out and teaching dogs to swear. Spend your time wisely with today's Groupon: for $19, you get two months of unlimited gym access and group fitness classes at Better Bodies (a $126 value). This Groupon mu…
Like staring into a pond or reading the phone book, following muddy footsteps on the living-room carpet can help you find yourself. Clean up after this pivotal moment with today's Groupon: for $69, you get carpet cleaning for three rooms and a hallway (up to 400 square feet) from Rick's Knock-Out Ca…
Children's songs can lull babies to sleep, motivate kids to move, and teach invaluable lessons about what happens to spiders that try crawling up spouts during rainstorms. Explore a symphony of sonic possibilities with today's Groupon: for $25, you get five best-selling Baby Genius DVDs, plus five b…
Light comes in many forms—be it beautiful, like a rainbow, practical, like a laser, or awe-inspiring, like an applause sign's first live studio performance. Harness the beautifying power of light with today's Groupon to Triba Clinic. Choose between the following options: For $999, you get six Zerona…
Grapes naturally exist in three forms: solid, liquid, and raisin. Imbibe the fruit's most drinkable state with today's Groupon: for $18, you get a wine-tasting experience for two at Breezy Hills Vineyard & Winery in Minden, Iowa (a $37 total value). The experience includes: Complimentary tastings of…
Without hands, massage therapists would be forced to relax clients by kicking soccer balls at pressure points or talking knotted muscles into unraveling. Savor tactile tension relief with today's Groupon to Kurmaraja Massage and Bodywork. This Groupon is valid for the location in Dundee Massage. Cho…
If technological trends persist, then our children's grandchildren will one day have to explain to their grandchildren that photos were once flat, unscented, and not the property of Lord Zortro. Protect and serve your memories with today's Groupon: for $29, you get 1,000 standard 4"x6" photos scanne…
At some point, every country builds a Great Wall to keep the secret of its cuisine from spreading to foreign nations, only to find that the real wall lies in its heart. Tear down the Great Wall of painful secrets with today's Groupon to Silk Road Chinese Restaurant. Choose between the following opti…
Fitness routines teach aerobicizers how to effectively signal rescue planes and ward off evil spirits that cause late-night carb-snacking and ice-cream idolatry. Scare off encroaching donut demons with today's Groupon: for $20, you get 12 boot-camp or Zumba classes at FitnessFast 24 Hour Gym in Bell…
Household grime, if left unchecked, will inevitably develop into miniature civilizations whose complex network of treaties erupts into a devastating house-wide reenactment of World War I. Trip not over tiny trenches with today's Groupon: for $70, you get a dryer-duct cleaning from DuctMedic, valid w…