For centuries, the only way to see a polar bear and a giraffe on the same day was to ride a saddled giraffe all the way to the Arctic Circle. Witness climatological opposites coexist with today's Groupon to the Florida International Teaching Zoo in Bushnell. Choose between the following options: For…
Paintball is like a production of Hamlet: it's exciting, demanding, and by the end everyone has pretend-died. Take paintball arms against a sea of troubles with today's Groupon to Wayne's World of Paintball. Choose between the following options: For $44, you get a paintball outing for two (up to a $…
Though American highways offer easy driving, speedy travel, and smooth surfaces, they lack the excitement of drag racing a yeti. Roam the forest atop an ATV with today's Groupon: for $59, you get a dune-buggy adventure for two from Revolution, The Off-Road Experience in Clermont (a $112.35 value). T…
In popular culture, Santa Claus appears a paradoxical figure, generous with children's gifts, but stingy with tips for the Easter Bunny. Enjoy Santa's largesse with today's Groupon: for $9, you get a 10”x17” gold-level scroll from Santa.com (a $19.99 value). Santa.com's dedicated elves apply St. Nic…
Sophisticated scanners make sandwiching coworkers between two pieces of plate glass to preserve office-party memories a thing of the past. Take advantage of technological innovations with today's Groupon: for $40, you get $100 worth of photo and video digitization services from ScanDigital. Up to th…
A good haircut draws attention to the face's best features, which explains the heavy bangs added on Mount Rushmore to accentuate Teddy Roosevelt's cheekbones. Acquire a framing fringe with today's Groupon for hair services from Tasha Whitt at Colors & Shapes in Dunnellon. Choose between the followin…
Heating and cooling ducts are essential components of any home, ensuring a comfortable environment for residents and easy building access for everyday spies. Make sneaking around easier with today's Groupon: for $40, you get $100 worth of air-duct cleaning, as well as a complimentary dryer-vent clea…
Athleticism is more than dodging projectiles, wrangling mascots, and drop-kicking a computer after it beats you in chess. Outfit yourself for adventure with today's Groupon: for $25, get $50 worth of outdoor gear at Flint Creek Outfitters. Flint Creek Outfitters prepares customers for the outdoors w…
Keeping teeth clean and white is the first and only step in coping with the fact that your skeleton is slowly escaping from your body through your mouth. Deal with it with today's Groupon: for $65, you get a teeth-whitening package at Eventful Smiles, located inside The Cherished Bride Manor (up to …
Sometimes the biggest confidence booster is concealing something special under your clothes—such as a winning lottery ticket in your pocket or a tattoo of yourself solving a complicated math problem. Get some confidence catalysts with today's Groupon: for $30, you get $65 worth of lingerie online fr…
Like a centipede or the judicial system, a bicycle relies on the synchronicity of its many parts. Bring harmony to your riding with today's Groupon to Santos Bike Shop. Choose between the following options: For $25, you get $50 worth of rentals or merchandise. For $39, you get a premium bicycle tune…
Concerts, like dimly lit chandeliers, are more impressive outdoors and are more enchanting when adorned with strategically placed glow sticks. Enjoy musical majesty with today's Groupon to Concert on the Lawn at Timberline Farm Concert on the Lawn on October 27 from 5 p.m. to 9 p.m. in Belleview. Ch…
The quintessential American pant, jeans have been associated with cool and comfort ever since the first cowboy and cowgirl locked eyes across the pasture and rode off to get married and raise cowbabies. Rope in a style with today's Groupon: for $85, you get $155 worth of custom-fit jeans from Indi, …
A haunted house is born from a past tragedy, be it a grisly murder, a mysterious disappearance, or a long-forgotten bologna sandwich buried beneath the floorboards. Sign on for a spooky tour of an eerily cursed residence with today's Groupon to Ocala Fear Fest. Choose between the following options: …
Like fairies, hamburgers are famously difficult to photograph because they can take thousands of forms and wear a variety of sauces. Capture an elusive burger with today's Groupon: for $15, you get two burgers and two beverages at Beef 'O' Brady's (up to a $30 value) on East Silver Springs Boulevard…
Like wild animals, children are captivating, love to climb on things, and can be difficult to train for choral performances. Keep kindred spirits connected with today's Groupon: for $15, you get a one-year subscription to Zoobooks, Zoobies, or Zootles magazines (a $29.95 value). A yearly subscriptio…
Some things are more family friendly when done on a smaller scale, such as playing golf or sinking battleships. Enjoy an activity at its optimal size with today's Groupon to Tree Tops Golf in Lady Lake. Choose between the following options: For $10, you get fun passes for two (a $20 value). For $20,…
Pedicures give feet a break from the daily monotony of walking to bus stops and drop-kicking unsolvable Rubik's cubes. Pamper paws with today's Groupon to Jesse Boyd at GoldStar Hair Designs. Choose between the following options: For $10, you get a pedicure (a $20 value). For $10, you get a full set…
Children's songs can lull babies to sleep, motivate kids to move, and teach invaluable lessons about what happens to spiders that try crawling up spouts during rainstorms. Explore a symphony of sonic possibilities with today's Groupon: for $25, you get five best-selling Baby Genius DVDs, plus five b…
Boot camps apply military concepts to daily life, as do dance parties set to Morse code and tanks converted into school buses. Declassify your abs with today's Groupon: for $29, you get four weeks of Body Transformation boot-camp classes at Femme Addiction (a $100 value). Catalyzing an energetic gro…
Nearsightedness impairs one's ability to drive, read, and make the crucial distinction between truth serum and chocolate milk. Guard your secrets with today's Groupon: for $50, you get $200 worth of prescription eyeglasses at Lange Eye Care & Associates, valid at both Ocala locations. Helmed by visi…
Knitting circles were once a popular place to exchange rumors about the area's handsomest fireman, which of the neighboring towns' mayors were secretly left-handed, and the fate of the Crumb brothers. Get your finger on the pulse and some yarn with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of need…
Flat surfaces and straight lines are exceedingly rare in nature, represented only by frozen lakes, spider webs, and snakes in full-body casts. Wind through an off-road ride the all-natural way with today's Groupon to Legendary Excursions in Ocala. Choose from the following options: For $69, you get …
Unlike grading automobile safety features, rating a service requires real-world experience from non-dummies. Gain an educated perspective with today's Groupon: for $8, you get a one-year bundle membership to Angie's List (a $17 value). Angie's List offers nationwide service, collecting quality revie…
A sleek new 'do adds style while removing split ends, stubborn cowlicks, and rogue velcro sneakers trapped in your hair. Reshape your look with today's Groupon: for $45, you get a salon package that includes a haircut, style, and blond icing highlights at Sands Salon (an $83 value). The stylists at …