Without high-tech gizmos, depressed utility belts would fill their pockets with cotton balls and passive-aggressively drop superheroes' trousers. Keep your crime-fighting pants fashionably fastened with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $50 worth of home technology from The Sharper Image's online st…
Haircuts remove dead ends and ends that have been playing dead to avoid doing their chores. Get rid of what's tying you down with today's Groupon to Seraphim Salon & Spa. Choose from the following options: For $25, you get a waxing package (a $50 total value). The package includes: A lip wax (a $15 …
Like an iceberg, beauty mostly resides below the surface, but only its visible portion can gain the attention of an ocean liner. Look shipshape with today's Groupon: for $199, you get five Synergie cellulite-reduction treatments at John Nelson Salon and Spa in Brentwood (a $475 value). The clever sp…
Biting your fingernails is a bad habit that nail technicians help prevent by shaping nails into brussels sprouts. Flaunt artistically crafted nails with today's Groupon to Unix Cuts & Spa in Murfreesboro. Choose between the following options: For $17, you get a gel color manicure (a $34.95 value). F…
Like dropping passive-aggressive hints that a roommate should do the dishes, composing a piece of music requires the strategic placement of notes. Send a powerful musical message with today's Groupon: for $99, you get four one-hour in-home music lessons from Music Lessons Will Travel (a $200 value).…
The kitchen is statistically the most dangerous room in a home because it contains the highest concentration of knives, open flames, and pots full of semiliving lobsters. Learn to navigate this danger zone with today's Groupon: for $68, you get two all-inclusive two-hour cake-decorating classes at S…
A relaxing stay at an elegant bed-and-breakfast is much more enjoyable than visiting a trendy bed of breakfast, with its messy scrambled-egg mattresses and uncomfortable biscuit pillows. Savor a sturdier sojourn with today's Groupon to Commodore Hotel & Café in Linden. Choose from the following opti…
Both a framed work of art and a finicky antique cannon add a lot of personality to a living room at the simple expense of a few holes in the wall. Maximize aesthetics while minimizing structural damage with today's Groupon: for $45, you get $100 toward complete custom framing at Eaze Custom Framing.…
The invention of the wheel was man's greatest achievement until the invention of the three other wheels and 14 cup holders that made the automobile possible. Get familiar with man's greatest invention with today's Groupon: for $8, you get admission for two to the Nashville International Auto Show at…
If not for necklaces, strings of pearls could only be used to fashion an ostentatious abacus or rappel into the purse of a high-society giantess. Explore pearls' myriad uses with today's Groupon: for $79, you get an 18-inch pearl necklace in a choice of eight colors from My Pacific Pearls' online st…
Unlike friends playing hide-and-seek, muscles can't be coaxed from their hiding spot by loudly yelling that you have free ice cream. Beckon bashful biceps with today's Groupon: for $19, you get a one-month gym membership (up to an $80 value) and one personal-trainer session (a $55 value) or one grou…
Your body is a temple, and it sometimes needs a good dusting of the ductwork to make especially devout microbes take their leave. Tend the temple and polish the pipes with today's Groupon: for $125, you get three sessions of colon hydrotherapy at Able Body Colon Therapy, valid at locations in Nashvi…
Like the Tin Man, bikes need to be properly lubed, or they'll break down on long journeys and be carried away by flying monkeys. Pedal down yellow brick roads with today's Groupon: for $25, you get a basic bike tune-up at Bicycle Center in Clarksville (a $50 value). Bicycle Center's band of experien…
When the Beatles returned from India, they brought with them tranquility, sitars, and the ability to stretch their hair past their shoulders. Test the limits of your flexibility with today's Groupon to Hot Yoga Nashville. Choose between the following options: For $30, you get five drop-in yoga class…
With a careful eye and a steady hand, one can accomplish amazing things, and with skeet-shooting abilities, one will never run out of clay confetti to celebrate these amazing things. Create a celebratory explosion with today's Groupon from the Terry Hetrick Shooting School, located at The Tennessee …
Though stained glass is now popular among all walks of life, it once appeared only in the windows of cathedrals and inspirational posters for young grains of sand. Enjoy a craft once reserved for reverence with today's Groupon to The Laurel Leaf in Franklin. Choose between the following options: For…
Before bread, sandwiches were haphazardly supported by two hands high-fiving. Enjoy better-constructed eats with today's Groupon to Cragnacker's Bar & Grill in Old Hickory. Choose between the following options: For $15, you get a meal for two (up to a $32 total value). The meal includes: 10 wings (a…
Although evergreen trees represent the holiday spirit, they are also the bullies of the arboreal world, taunting their deciduous counterparts by name-dropping Santa and hogging all the cute squirrels. Imbue ornery trees with cheer with today's Groupon: for $59, you get a hand-delivered Fraser fir Ch…
In the days before mirrors, baseball players would collect their own baseball cards so they'd always know what they looked like, regardless of slugging percentage. Enjoy the preservative nature of photographs with today's Groupon to Chimpsy. Choose between the following options: For $49, you get one…
Pedicures give feet a break from the daily monotony of walking to bus stops and drop-kicking unsolvable Rubik's cubes. Pamper paws with today's Groupon for nail services at The Nail Spa at Green Hills. Choose between the following options: For $25, you get a full set of pink and white acrylic enhanc…
Every time a new idea crosses the mind, a new hair sprouts as the idea tries to escape the brain and patent itself. Keep thoughts in check with today's hair-disciplining Groupon: for $26, you get a shampoo, haircut, conditioning treatment, and style with Dana McDowell at Bonnie's Hair Studio in Hend…
Just as waxing tends to outer beauty by preempting the need to apply cosmetics daily, massage nurtures inner beauty without the need to eat cosmetics daily. Keep the doctor away with today's Groupon to Studio Wax in Clarksville. Choose from the following options: For $20, you get a bikini-plus wax (…
A sandwich, like a wallet, safely contains its precious contents, fits comfortably into a back pocket, and is rarely found by the police once it's been stolen. Keep your most delicious possessions in one place with today's Groupon to Delicious Day in Brentwood. Choose from the following options: For…
Massages are a time-honored method of alleviating stress, much like the ancient art of crafting origami swans out of midterm exams. Ace relaxation with today's Groupon to Nashville Thai Massage. Choose from the following options: For $48, you get a 90-minute Thai massage (a $120 value). For $64, you…
Although a stitch in time saves nine, wearing clothing made with space-time fabric results in reverse aging and involuntary teleportation. Wear trustworthy threads with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of apparel and accessories at Apricot Lane. Jalanda, a New York City–trained fashion de…