Deep-sea fishing is like raising children: both require patience, superior breath-holding skills, and a pocket full of worms to entice cooperation. Catch your next meal with today's Groupon: for $32, you get a six-hour deep-sea fishing expedition from Gulfstream Fishing Inc. in Key West (up to a $65…
Having a partner turns bouncing a ball into a tennis match, a monologue into a conversation, and a bear attack into a slightly longer bear attack. Experience the power of pairing with today's Groupon: for $25, you get a beer-tasting package for two at Schnebly Redland's Winery in Homestead (up to a …
Whereas frozen yogurt is a byproduct of milk, which is milked from cows, sprinkles are a byproduct of dreams, which are milked from fairies. Delight in dairy fantasies with today's Groupon to Tutti Frutti Frozen Yogurt. Choose from the following locations: Pembroke Pines, Pinecrest, or Sunrise. Choo…
Biting your fingernails is a bad habit that nail technicians help prevent by shaping nails into brussels sprouts. Flaunt artistically crafted nails with today's Groupon to The Glam Spot. Choose between the following options: For $30, you get two mani-pedis (a $60 value). For $45, you get three mani-…
Measuring outer beauty is much easier than measuring inner beauty, which relies on an edible triple-beam balance and some shoddy guesswork. Gauge exterior improvements with today's Groupon: for $24, you get a spa skincare package at True Beauty Skin Care Center in Doral (a $60 value). This skincare …
Dropping unwanted inches from one's waist is a great feeling, second only to dropping pushy home-security salesmen through custom-installed trap doors. Cut down on clutter with today's Groupon: for $99, you get four LipoLaser treatments at Anti Aging Med Spa (a $600 value). Staffed by an experienced…
Bare feet need to be presentable year-round in case of toga-party invites or last-minute assignments to stomp all the bubble wrap at the office. Be ready to ditch your shoes with today's Groupon: for $299, you get a nail-fungus laser-treatment package for both feet at Advanced Footcare (up to a $795…
Like garden weeds, nails continue to grow no matter how frequently you nibble on them. Tend your digital plots with today's Groupon: for $25, you get a mani-pedi package at 770 Salon Miami (a $65 total value). The package includes: A half-hour manicure (a $15 value) A one-hour spa pedicure (a $25 va…
A good belly laugh exercises the abdomen, improves a cloudy mood, and comforts homesick reindeer with familiar, Santaesque sounds. Ease a four-legged friend's melancholy with today's GrouponLive deal: for $33, you get one ticket to Anthony Fasano Foundation Presents: Tracy Morgan Live at The Fillmor…
Like maps, tour guides possess a wealth of city-specific information, prevent tourists from getting lost, and easily fold up to fit in carry-on luggage. Unfurl guided fun with today's Groupon: for $24, you get a one-hour narrated, GPS-guided tour for one or two from GoCar Tours (a $49 value). Custom…
Making food from scratch typically requires advance preparation, adherence to a recipe, and your third and final genie wish. Save the third wish for more wishes with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of Italian cuisine at The Pasta Factory Company. The Pasta Factory Company has tempted din…
Italy has given us legendary works of art, from the evocative paintings of Caravaggio and da Vinci to the miniature meat sculptures of Boyardee. Admire edible Italian masterpieces with today's Groupon to Mario the Baker in Bay Harbor Islands. Choose from the following options: For $18, you get an It…
Seaplanes afford humans the luxury of simultaneously taunting both birds and fish for their lack of pants without ever leaving their seats. Splash and fly with pride with today's Groupon: for $75, you get a 30-minute skyline seaplane tour from Miami Seaplane Tours in Key Biscayne (a $150 value). Whi…
Tropical Beachfront Resort with All-Inclusive Dining and Casino Thrills In the 17th century, the French, Dutch, and British all vied for control of tiny St. Maarten in hopes of getting their hands on the island's lucrative salt mines. Nowadays, the island's most enviable resource is not the Great Sa…
Panoramic Views and Fine Dining on the Water in Boca Raton The massive arms of a formidable drawbridge lift and part, allowing passage to a steady parade of gleaming yachts entering the Atlantic Ocean from Florida's Intracoastal Waterway. The drawbridge fronts the aptly named Boca Raton Bridge Hotel…
Ever since humans evolved necks, they have craned them to look at the stars, making astronomy the oldest profession and chiropractic the second oldest. Align yourself for continued constellation-scoping with today's Groupon: for $45, you get a four-visit chiropractic treatment package at Dynamic Chi…
Astronauts regularly practice yoga to stay limber, modulate their breathing, and control their crippling fear of being eaten by the moon. Emulate the habits of cosmic pioneers with today's Groupon to Firefly Hot Yoga in South Miami. Choose from the following options: For $14, you get three yoga clas…
Light is actually a spectrum of colors, each with its own healing properties—red tackles wrinkles, blue zaps blemishes, and indigo tries to convince everyone it's a real color. Get illuminated with today's laser-light Groupon to Image Maker Medical Aesthetics. Choose between the following options: F…
In the hands of an artist, hammers can be used to hang pictures, forge ice sculptures, or chisel love sonnets into freshly laid dry wall. Stock up on handy and stylistic tools with today's Groupon: for $20, you get $40 worth of hardware at Opa-Locka Hardware Corp., an Ace Hardware store. Amidst aisl…
Body wraps were invented by the Egyptians, who somehow knew mankind would one day need mummies to play the saxophone solos in Halloween party songs. Do the mash with today's Groupon to Feel the Heal in Aventura. Choose from the following options: For $59, you get one herbal cellulite body wrap (a $1…
Ancient Egyptian priests invented the first permanent makeup, ensuring that Nefertiti's eyeliner wouldn't fade in the afterlife and sphinxes wouldn't get lipstick on their teeth. Get modern makeup that lasts with today's Groupon: for $99, you get permanent-makeup applications for eyebrows or upper a…
Bodies that are properly cared for perform better, which explains why most Olympic records are held by reanimated mummies. Go for the pharaoh's gold with today's Groupon to Rose Face & Body Contour in Aventura. Choose from the following options: For $69, you get one nonsurgical face-lift (a $150 val…
Originally a still-life art form, boudoir photography switched to human subjects when clothiers stopped making apple-size garter belts. Bite the fruits of seduction with today's Groupon to Sugar and Spice Boudoir Photography. Choose between the following options: For $79, you get a one-hour boudoir …
Like waking a hibernating bear, waking a dormant stomach causes violent growls that can only be silenced by skewers of meat and 20 minutes of gentle patting. Ward off vicious appetites with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of Persian fare at Torange Restaurant in Coral Gables. Torange Res…
Although evergreen trees represent the holiday spirit, they are also the bullies of the arboreal world, taunting their deciduous counterparts by name-dropping Santa and hogging all the cute squirrels. Imbue ornery trees with cheer with today's Groupon: for $59, you get a hand-delivered Fraser fir Ch…