Legendary figures are often remembered for their teeth, from George Washington's fabled wooden smile to Mona Lisa's unmistakable overbite. Ensure a memorable grin with today's Groupon: for $2,999, you get a complete Invisalign teeth-straightening treatment at The Kentucky Center for Orthodontics (up…
Like most modern conflicts, the rivalry between soft and hard tacos will not end until one side gets eaten by a bear. Broker a culinary truce with today's Groupon to Blue Agave Cantina & Tequila Bar. Choose between two options: For $10, you get $20 worth of food and drinks. For $19, you get a Mexica…
Without backpacks, people would have to start utilizing their pet camels for something other than their current main purpose: being the best cuddle buddy ever. Bear the load without burden with today's Groupon for an AirBak backpack from Geeks.com. Choose from the following options: For $25, you get…
Coffee and baked goods have always gone together, like rock 'n' roll, yin and yang, and bald-eagle hatchlings and William Howard Taft's toupee. Introduce your mouth to a dazzling duet with today's Groupon: for $6, you get $12 worth of wraps, smoothies, and coffee drinks at The Corner Cafe. The comes…
Cellulite is a dimpling of the skin that universally affects women, men, and children who sleep in beds made out of golf balls. Even out epidermises with today's Groupon: for $26, you get a pair of weight-loss hot pants from Zaggora (a $71.86 value). Shipping is $7.50 within the contiguous United St…
Like hardboiled detectives, prescription lenses clear up blurry mysteries and frequently end up framed. Focus on the facts with today's Groupon: for $40, you get $100 worth of prescription eyeglasses and designer sunglasses at Shouse Optical. Buyers of corrective lenses must supply Shouse Optical wi…
The majority of real-life lasers are productive members of society, contrary to their negative Hollywood portrayals as family shrinkers and stealers of guns' jobs. Discover the truth with today's Groupon to Skin Solutions Medical Spa. Choose from the following options: For $99, you get five laser ha…
Without caves, prehistoric humans would have had no outlet for their artistic ambitions and very little space to store primitive wines made from saber-toothed grapes. Explore nature's basement with today's Groupon: for $15, you get admission for one vehicle Monday–Thursday to Lights Under Louisville…
Simple laziness has spurred many culinary inventions, including the sandwich, the blender, and the pizza, which was invented as a way to wheel heavy ingredients from place to place. Transport your palate with today's Groupon: for $17, you get $35 worth of upscale Italian fare at Casanova Italian Res…
Professional family portraits eliminate the at-home blunders of faulty camera timers, thumbs intruding into the frame, and neighbors blocking shots to announce they need their family back. Leave your legacy in professional hands with today's Groupon: for $40, you get an enhanced portrait package wit…
Love means never having to say you're sorry, but beauty means never having to pause at stoplights. Shift your appearance into fifth gear with today's Groupon to Jan J Weisberg, M.D., Facial Enhancements in Frankfort. Choose between the following options: For $50, you get one microdermabrasion treatm…
In the 1930s, the U.S. government issued a hobby to each citizen to keep them entertained until NASA finished working out the bugs in kissing. Self-determine a new pastime with today's Groupon: for $20, you get $40 worth of remote-controlled cars, planes, and parts at Big Blue Hobbies. Big Blue Hobb…
For centuries mankind has envied pizza dough and wondered how we too could be kneaded to relaxed, savory states without paying for the luxury of being escorted via wooden paddle to a Sicilian brick oven. Be pounded into the shape of relaxation with today's Groupon: for $30, you get a 60-minute Swedi…
Human beings are creatures of layers—with skin protecting insides, clothes protecting skin, aprons protecting clothes, and thick layers of spaghetti sauce protecting aprons. Keep textiles shielded in style with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of aprons and gloves from Flirty Aprons. Flir…
Yoga challenges the mind and body without the violence and hurt feelings of full-contact chess. Steer clear of overaggressive pawns with today's Groupon for yoga or fitness classes at Salon Asa. Choose from the following options: For $30, you get a 6-class punch card (a $60 value). For $50, you get …
A good haircut draws attention to the face's best features, which explains the heavy bangs added on Mount Rushmore to accentuate Teddy Roosevelt's cheekbones. Acquire a framing fringe with today's Groupon for hair services with Erika Evans at Styling on Regency. Choose between the following options:…
Like the Earth, humans draw strength from their cores, without which they would be incapable of opening pickle jars or shifting facial tectonic plates to express sadness for the loss of Pangaea. Achieve continent-rending focus with today's Groupon to Bliss Wellness Center. Choose from the following …
The first moving picture, which depicted a horse running at full gallop, was quickly enhanced by the first special effects, which showed a horse exploding next to a 3-D spaceship. Enjoy advances in film with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of movie and video game rentals and purchases at…
Studies show that modulating one's facial expression instantly builds camaraderie, whether by laughing at a joke, frowning at a sad story, or making empathetic fish lips at an unemployed merman. Prep your kisser for many roles with today's Groupon to Bluegrass Electrolysis and Laser Clinic. Choose f…
Unlike new clothes, used clothing is already broken in, has had time to establish its pedigree, and is almost always housetrained. Save on ensemble obedience training with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of apparel and accessories at Plato's Closet. Plato's Closet's racks are stocked wit…
Driving a shiny car is a great way to experience luxurious transportation without the hassle of chartering a yacht or riding a peacock to work. Transform regular vehicles into ritzy rides with today's Groupon: for $49, you get an exterior detail for a car at Affordable Detailing in Nicholasville (up…
Though dogs are man's best friend, they are unable to be a groom's best man due to their inability to resist gnawing on mouthwatering cake toppers. Keep man's chompiest friend looking sharp with today's Groupon to PetSuites. Choose among the following options: For $20, you get $40 worth of dog-groom…
Unlike competitive diving, synchronized eating, and sky wrestling, skydiving is not an Olympic sport. Enjoy un-judged thrills with today's Groupon: for $119, you get a tandem skydiving jump from Start Skydiving (a $259 value). This Groupon is valid at Start Skydiving's location in Middletown, Ohio. …
Your clothes define you as an individual much more accurately than the dictionary, which curiously defines "you" as a preposition. Become synonymous with style with today's Groupon: for $999, you get a custom suit package from Graves Cox & Company (a $2,045 total value), which includes: A custom-mad…
Though red-wine stains can be irksome, white-wine stains are harder to remove due to their subtle coloring and complete inability to read social cues. Enjoy wine of all tints with today's Groupon: for $18, you get a wine tasting experience for two at Chrisman Mill Winery (up to a $47 value). The tas…