Without high-tech gizmos, depressed utility belts would fill their pockets with cotton balls and passive-aggressively drop superheroes' trousers. Keep your crime-fighting pants fashionably fastened with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $50 worth of home technology from The Sharper Image's online st…
Body waxing isn't for removing unsightly hair, but for hiding the fact that humans are devolving back into chinchillas. Today's Groupon to The Naked Monkey fosters our denial. This Groupon is valid at locations in Fishers and Carmel. Choose between the following options: For $25, you get $50 worth o…
Most sports grow out of a simple formula—ball plus stick, ball plus kick, or car plus explosion. Obtain the necessary integers with today's GrouponLive deal: for $19, you get two reserved-seating tickets to an NCAA football and basketball game at Ball State University in Muncie (a $64 value). This G…
Clothing keeps people warm and looking fashionable, but its most important duty is replenishing bellybutton lint. Keep navels stocked with today's Groupon: for $30, you get $70 worth of men and women's clothing at Emporium. Three-time winner of the A-List award for Indianapolis' Best Men's Clothing …
Although it's been ostracized by the five traditional senses, the sense of humor is the only thing that enables human beings to detect a rubber chicken creeping up from behind. Stay on guard with today's Groupon to Morty's Comedy Joint. For $60, you get a one-year pass for two (a $750 value). Passes…
Like glaciers and tectonic plates, teeth are slowly yet surely on the move as they attempt to turn their host's mouth into frozen tundra and then rip it apart like a bite-size Pangaea. Defeat devious teeth with today's Groupon for Invisalign from Gary Llewellyn, DDS, valid at both office locations. …
Without dedicated bonding time, family members grow resentful of one another's bad habits, such as cheating at Monopoly and warming socks in the toaster. Preserve familial unity with today's Groupon to That Fun Place in Greenfield. Choose between the following options: For $12, you get two-hour unli…
Most people prefer smoothies—which turn fruits into irresistibly silky beverages—over their competitor, roughies, which transform fruits into hardened criminals. Go the smooth route with today's Groupon: for chilled treats at La Paix Café. Choose between the following two options: For $8, you get $1…
Booking your body double a treatment at a tranquil day spa creates a foolproof alibi for days spent stealing office supplies from the White House. Make your stand-in stand out and replace your tape with presidential seals with today's Groupon: for $10, you get a 30-minute Thai floor bodywork session…
People celebrate special occasions by decorating things with baubles, as evidenced by hanging ornaments on Christmas trees and emptying drums of diamonds over winning coaches. Bauble up with today's Groupon: for $19, you get two beading classes at Beads Amore' (a $45 value). The two classes include:…
Solid flooring keeps beds from falling into the kitchen and ensures that the baby sasquatch stays in the basement. Maintain domestic cages with today's Groupon to Floor Craft Sanding. Choose between the following options: For $299, you get sanding, staining, and refinishing for up to 200 square feet…
The sea has much to teach us—its tides foretell the lunar cycle, its salt treats us to delicious shark jerky, and its colorful creatures prove nature looks better in Blu-ray. Celebrate the big salty puddle's sagacity with today's Groupon for delivered fresh lobster and seafood from GetMaineLobster.c…
The Library of Alexandria was where ancient Egyptian scholars invented both world-changing mathematical theorems and shushing. Brush up on book learning with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 toward a personalized children's book from I See Me!'s online store. Endorsed by celebrity moms Brooke S…
Like an eccentric uncle, the holidays often sneak up on people and leave tinsel wherever they go. Deck the halls with today's Groupon to Indianapolis Snow Removal. Illuminators will travel to homes within Boone, Hamilton, Hancock, Hendricks, and Marion counties. Choose from the following options: Fo…
Despite being useful cheat sheets, Scantron test tattoos serve little purpose once the SAT exams are over and can be difficult to remove with just the eraser from a No. 2 pencil. Erase unwanted ink with today's Groupon: for $99, you get a laser tattoo removal at Laser Tattoo Removal of Carmel in Car…
From infancy, skin is tasked with protecting the body against summer's heat, winter's cold, and Grandmother's pinch. Keep your outer layer looking awesome with today's Groupon to Bungalow 226 in Fishers. Choose from the following options: For $39, you get a one-hour exfoliating gingerbread facial (a…
Personal training is much more than detailed instruction on how to be an actual person. Achieve your fitness goals in a one-on-one setting with today's Groupon to V Fit, with locations in Indianapolis, Brownsburg, and Danville. Choose from the following options: For $65, you get two 30-minute person…
Although evergreen trees represent the holiday spirit, they are also the bullies of the arboreal world, taunting their deciduous counterparts by name-dropping Santa and hogging all the cute squirrels. Imbue ornery trees with cheer with today's Groupon: for $59, you get a hand-delivered Fraser fir Ch…
Photography has progressed exponentially over the past century with the development of digital cameras, faster shutter speeds, and smiling. Capture the latest trends of emotional technology with today's Groupon to Studio V Photography. Choose between the following options: For $49, you get a holiday…
It is better to give than to receive, which is why the person who gives themselves a gift must regift it to themselves in order to overcome the despair of receiving it. Break out of a perpetual loop with today's Groupon to Artisan Masterpiece in Carmel. Choose from the following options: For $25, yo…
Ice is nothing more than water that won't let people swim in it. Teach stubborn liquid a lesson with today's Groupon: for $4, you get an ice-skating package at Indiana/World Skating Academy (up to an $8 total value). The package includes: One admission to public skate (up to a $5 value). One skate r…
Unlike professional athletes, the best professional cleaners don't finish a hard day's work by autographing everything in sight. Bask in untarnished cleanliness with today's Groupon to Busy Bee Cleaning Inc. Click here for service areas. Choose from the following options: For $59, you get 2 hours of…
Artistic expression can take the form of a vibrant painting, a stunning sculpture, or front-yard hedges trimmed into the shape of longing. Let creativity blossom with today's Groupon to Art of the Soul. Choose between the following options: For $22, you get one expressive-painting class on canvas or…
Like a classic work of Victorian literature, a trip to the bar often begins with an introduction to colorful characters and ends with the revelation that everyone in the room is related to each other. Continue an age-old struggle with today's Groupon at Sidelines Sports Pub in Avon. Choose between t…
Light comes in many forms—be it beautiful, like a rainbow, practical, like a laser, or awe-inspiring, like an applause sign's first live studio performance. Harness the beautifying power of light with today's Groupon to Cosmedic Lazer MedSpa in Avon. Choose between the following options: For $749, y…