As anyone who has accidentally called a boss "mom" knows, being able to tell who's who is vital to the preservation of dignity. Put life into focus with today's Groupon: for $1,800, you get a complete custom LASIK vision-correction procedure for both eyes at Columbus & Perfection Lasers, with locati…
Cellulite is a dimpling of the skin that universally affects women, men, and children who sleep in beds made out of golf balls. Even out epidermises with today's Groupon: for $26, you get a pair of weight-loss hot pants from Zaggora (a $71.86 value). Shipping is $7.50 within the contiguous United St…
The majority of real-life lasers are productive members of society, contrary to their negative Hollywood portrayals as family shrinkers and stealers of guns' jobs. Discover the truth with today's Groupon to Dr. Joanna DeLeo on Jonestown Road. Choose from the following options: For $129, you get thre…
The golf ball has a tough, rugged thermoplastic cover, but at its very center contains a heart of gold, which swells with every postputt kiss. Discover your golf ball's true nature with today's Groupon: for $20, you get $40 worth of golf balls from KnetGolf.com. Winner of eBay Canada's 2009 Entrepre…
Historic Inn on Rolling Green Acres It's like an illustration from a children's story: five stone and wood buildings sit pertly, grouped together on 12 acres of lush green hills. Tracing this little village, brick paths twine around the neat houses and barn, past floral shrubs and ancient trees. Ori…
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Children's historical conceptions are often based only on their school textbooks and grandpa's stories of wrestling a WWII biplane to the ground after eating a single can of spinach. Broaden historical horizons with today's Groupon to the National Constitution Center. Members, active military person…
Professional family portraits eliminate the at-home blunders of faulty camera timers, thumbs intruding into the frame, and neighbors blocking shots to announce they need their family back. Leave your legacy in professional hands with today's Groupon: for $40, you get an enhanced portrait package wit…
Organic vegetables are grown without the use of pesticides, as they naturally repel pests by repeating everything they say in a singsong voice. Savor the taste of these wonder foods with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of organic bistro fare at Green Room Bistro & Juice Bar in Carlisle. …
Light is actually a spectrum of colors, each with its own healing properties—red tackles wrinkles, blue zaps blemishes, and indigo tries to convince everyone it's a real color. Get illuminated with today's laser-light Groupon: for $125, you get a body-contouring package at Laser Wellness Center in H…
Though they constitute a perfect predatory tool, a shark's five rows of teeth tend to detract from its pretty eyes, well-preened gills, and self-deprecating sense of humor. Emphasize your best qualities with today's Groupon: for $1,800, you get a ClearCorrect invisible-braces package from Wilde Lake…
Blackberry River Inn: Historic Estate in the Southern Berkshires Three colonial buildings stand in a rolling sea of green, surrounded by 27 acres of Berkshire Mountain foothills. Within the Blackberry River Inn estate, wood-burning hearths and pocked wooden floors impart a warm, welcoming character.…
Although it's been ostracized by the five traditional senses, the sense of humor is the only thing that enables human beings to detect a rubber chicken creeping up from behind. Stay on guard with today's GrouponLive deal: for $9, you get two general-admission tickets to an Oxymorons Improv show at A…
Like the Rubik's cube, swing-dance-revival revivals, and the swimsuit portion of the presidential debates, celebrity news can provide hours of entertainment for average Americans. Keep up with Hollywood's finest with today's Groupon: for $30, you get 52 issues of Us Weekly (a $67 value). Since 1977,…
The presence of a pet's boundless enthusiasm leads to a happier living space, unlike a pet's boundless intellect, which allows it to teleport through outer space. Give man's best interstellar friend a treat with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of pet food, toys, and accessories from PetF…
In addition to experiencing the humiliation of being buried by dogs and dug up by science teachers, skeletons are ornery because they lack the musculature necessary to get massaged. Avoid taking your skin for granted with today's Groupon to Therapeutic Massage by Lisa Reed at the Absolute Wellness G…
Sit-ups remain one of the best methods of reshaping the abdomen, second only to standing in front of a lit cannon. Enjoy explosive exercise with today's Groupon to Core Results Personal Training. Choose from the following options: For $18, you get five yoga classes (a $60 value). For $34, you get 10…
Classical music boosts listeners' brain functions and energy levels, which is why every child should ingest a well-rounded harpsichord each morning. Treat your noggin to a mellifluous meal with today's GrouponLive deal for tickets to the Hershey Symphony Orchestra's "Evening Serenade" concert at the…
To secure their glistening baubles from sneaky pearl divers, oysters hide all their necklaces in treasure chests disguised as sleeping sharks. Sport the attractive spoils of shark defiance with today's Groupon: for $79, you get an 18-inch pearl necklace in a choice of eight colors from My Pacific Pe…
Like a favorite sitcom, a good news publication appears once a week, has a laugh track, and usually ends with a heart-warming moral about international trade. Bone up on the economy's hilarious antics with today's Groupon for subscriptions to The Economist, along with a plethora of subscriber benefi…
A healthy smile is able to win people over by displaying rows of pearly white teeth and emitting a cartoon "ding" sound whenever it shows itself. Teach teeth to audibly twinkle with today's Groupon: for $69, you get a Diamond Elite ultrasonic toothbrush, plus a UV sanitizing charger base, three repl…
As anyone who has accidentally called a boss "mom" knows, being able to tell who's who is vital to the preservation of dignity. Put life into focus with today's Groupon: for $1,800, you get a complete custom LASIK vision-correction procedure for both eyes at Columbus & Perfection Lasers, with locati…
Go-karts allow people to experience the thrill of driving without having to hear radio ads for pungent soaps or look at four empty seats that remind them of the time someone stole their family of mannequins. Keep thrills pure with today's Groupon: for $20, you get $40 worth of racing experience at L…
Without shoes, human feet would be forced to adapt, developing thick soles for protection and 6-inch heels to satisfy our innate need to tower over bears. Allay awkward foot evolution with today's Groupon: for $24, you get $50 worth of women's shoes from Chinese Laundry's online boutique. Lauded by …
A day at the spa grants sweet respite from a fast-paced world of errands, deadlines, and books on tape read by auctioneers. Savor serenity without speediness, thanks to today's Groupon to Cooper Spa in Lebanon. Choose from the following options: For $15, you get a Brazilian bikini wax (a $35 value).…