Biking is the most efficient way to travel from location to location without a series of well-placed trampolines or full control over a vestigial tail. Get where you need to go without challenging your human status with today's Groupon to Conte's Bicycle and Fitness in Virginia Beach. Choose between…
Like garden weeds, nails continue to grow no matter how frequently you nibble on them. Tend your digital plots with today's Groupon to Painted Bare Spa Lounge in Hampton. Choose between the following options: For $26, you get a signature nailcare package (a $53 total value). The package includes: Si…
Unlike having bicycles, apartments, and guard dogs, having many small plates can be just as effective as one big one. Munch on multiple options with today's Groupon to Terra Restaurant & Bar in Hampton. Choose from the following options: For $15, you get $30 worth of tapas, sandwiches, and flatbread…
Taking pictures is an excellent way to capture memories, commemorate special occasions, or get arrested at a spy convention. Display secret identities with pride with today's Groupon to MetalPixs. Choose between the following options: For $39, you get an 11"x14" metal-printed photograph with shippin…
Digital technology has allowed for the introduction of many new art forms, just as Leonardo da Vinci once predicted on his blog. Upload a masterpiece with today's Groupon: for $49, you get a holiday photo-shoot package at Kaiser Custom Images in Chesapeake (a $125 total value). The package includes:…
Decades of demonstration by prominent combustion physicists have at last convinced the ambivalent masses that wick-burning candles are impervious to the modern blight of rolling blackouts. Partake in the latest luminescent technologies with today's Groupon: for $20, you get $40 worth of handmade can…
Barbecuing is a distinctly American art form, much like listening to jazz music and feigning an understanding of jazz music. Celebrate patriotic cuisine with today's Groupon to Malbon Bros. BBQ & Catering. Choose from the following options: For $9, you get a Family Pack of barbecue, valid at both Ma…
Studies show that modulating one's facial expression instantly builds camaraderie, whether by laughing at a joke, frowning at a sad story, or making empathetic fish lips at an unemployed merman. Prep your kisser for many roles with today's Groupon to European Day Spa of Williamsburg. Choose between …
In the past, photo prints were done with a gigantic Polaroid, but they never developed properly because nobody was big enough to shake the massive canvases. Harness the power of the digital age with today's Groupon for a photo-print reproduction on gallery-wrapped canvas from Picture It On Canvas, i…
Professional bobsled teams shave seconds off their times by breathing in unison and leveraging flexibility during turns. Master the techniques necessary to defeat hardened gangs of bobsled criminals with today's Groupon: for $45, you get 10 yoga classes at Zenya Yoga & Massage Studio in Newport News…
Humans have been putting spherical objects in hoops for centuries, but until the invention of the dunk, the fast break, and face dribbling, it wasn't an activity worth watching. See if "basketball" lives up to the hype with today's GrouponLive deal: for $25, you get a basketball outing for two to se…
The Library of Alexandria was where ancient Egyptian scholars invented both world-changing mathematical theorems and shushing. Brush up on book learning with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 toward a personalized children's book from I See Me!'s online store. Endorsed by celebrity moms Brooke S…
The burden of aches and pains makes it impossible for humans to run as fast as cheetahs, which is why the human diet is virtually devoid of gazelle meat. Keep fast food from getting away with today's Groupon: for $30, you get a 70-minute massage at AREMEL Massage Therapy & Associates in Virginia Bea…
The majority of real-life lasers are productive members of society, contrary to their negative Hollywood portrayals as family shrinkers and stealers of guns' jobs. Discover the truth with today's Groupon to Peninsula Plastic Surgery in Williamsburg. Choose between the following options: For $99, you…
Like joggers crossing a highway, bowlers should avoid nearby bumpers and resist the temptation to chase wayward balls into neighboring lanes. Roll carefully with today's Groupon: for $20, you get a bowling outing for five at The Lanes at CinéBistro, located at Peninsula Town Center in Hampton (up to…
Before courier services, people either had to send their prized packages to faraway lands on the backs of waddling penguins or limit gifting to e-cards and viruses. Send your packages the new-fashioned way with today's Groupon: for $12, you get $25 worth of packing services, plus $5 off shipping ser…
The alphabet was originally invented so that babies wouldn't realize they'd been tricked into thinking a few crummy wooden blocks were toys. However, it can also be used to string letters into words, as today's Groupon from Frame The Alphabet proves. Choose between the following options: For $65, yo…
Until cellars are stocked with bottles of wine, they are only good for hiding boxes of half-written screenplays and keeping lonely pipes company. Fill the subterranean space with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $75 worth of fine fermented grape juice from Barclay's Wine, an online shop that will d…
The body stands up to gravity's bullying every day, whereas the mind and soul leisurely spend their time playing sudoku and filling up on chicken soup. Lie facedown for an exception to the rule with today's Groupon to Massage by Cassandra, inside Monarch Women's Wellness in Chesapeake. Choose betwee…
Blankets provide warmth at night, security capes for children, and nourishment for roaming hordes of goats. Wrap up in a personalized wonder-covering with today's Groupon: for $64, you get a custom 70"x53" photo blanket (a $129 value, shipping included) from PhotoWeavers, a family-owned textile mill…
Cooking, like taking a pop quiz and defusing a bomb on national television, is often a source of stress. Disarm your hunger with today's Groupon to Thumpers Old Towne Bar & Grille in Portsmouth. Choose between the following options: For $10, you get $20 worth of pub fare for dinner, served from 5 p.…
Mastering a peerless golf swing requires intense concentration on the arc of the club and a healthy disregard for the condition of your neighbor's statue garden. Control your projectile's path with today's Groupon for golf at Kempsville Greens Golf Course or Bow Creek Golf Course, both located in Vi…
The invention of the horseless carriage revolutionized transportation and forced horses to settle for jobs as professional carousel riders. Keep cars running and horses standing with today's Groupon to Auto Renewal Services. Choose between the following options: For $62, you get $125 worth of paintl…
Like glaciers and tectonic plates, teeth are slowly yet surely on the move as they attempt to turn their host's mouth into frozen tundra and then rip it apart like a bite-size Pangaea. Defeat devious teeth with today's Groupon: for $2,750, you get a complete Invisalign treatment, including an examin…
A weathered face can help one to project wisdom or blend in at Mount Rushmore but is otherwise considered undesirable. Stand out from monumental mugs with today's Groupon to The Face Institute in Virginia Beach. Choose between the following options: For $50, you get one of the following treatment se…