Missed Deals in Gainesville

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30-Minute or 60-Minute Massage at Sarah Vierra Salon in Alachua (Up to 51% Off)

Having sore muscles, like signing a five-year lease or wearing lead socks, makes it difficult to move. Evict tensely wound tenants with today's Groupon to Sarah Vierra Salon in Alachua. Choose between the following options: For $20, you get a 30-minute massage (a $40 value). For $39, you get a 60-mi…

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$26 for Pair of Weight-Loss Hot Pants from Zaggora ($71.86 Value)

Cellulite is a dimpling of the skin that universally affects women, men, and children who sleep in beds made out of golf balls. Even out epidermises with today's Groupon: for $26, you get a pair of weight-loss hot pants from Zaggora (a $71.86 value). Shipping is $7.50 within the contiguous United St…

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Plumbing Services from J. W. Freeman Plumbing (Up to 60% Off). Two Options Available.

Living with a troubled plumbing system, like trying to domesticate a gorilla, can lead to unexpected smells in the home, excessive banging on the walls, and a staunch lack of cooperation during bath time. Tame unruly conduits with today's Groupon from J. W. Freeman Plumbing. Choose between the follo…

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Child or Adult Game-Viewing Safari Outing at Giraffe Ranch in Dade City (52% Off)

For centuries, the only way to see a polar bear and a giraffe on the same day was to ride a saddled giraffe all the way to the Arctic Circle. Witness climatological opposites coexist with today's Groupon to Giraffe Ranch in Dade City. Tours take place twice daily, at 11 a.m. and 2 p.m. Choose betwee…

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Annual Single or Joint Membership for Alumni and Friends to the UF Alumni Association (Half Off)

Sending alumni dues to a university helps the school improve its image almost as effectively as dressing up as its mascot to fight crime each night. Unmask your loyalties with today's Groupon to the UF Alumni Association. Choose between the following options: For $20, you get a single annual members…

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$9 for a 10”x17” Personalized Letter from Santa.com ($19.99 Value)

In popular culture, Santa Claus appears a paradoxical figure, generous with children's gifts, but stingy with tips for the Easter Bunny. Enjoy Santa's largesse with today's Groupon: for $9, you get a 10”x17” gold-level scroll from Santa.com (a $19.99 value). Santa.com's dedicated elves apply St. Nic…

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Cut and Style, Cut and Color, or Cut, Color, and Wax (Up to 53% Off) at Anu-U Salon & Spa in Williston (Up to 53% Off)

Today's modern world, with its plethora of countries, panoply of waterways, and constantly changing laws about what is and what isn't mail fraud, is as confusing as it is stressful. Get a clear definition of relaxation with today's Groupon to Anu-U Salon & Spa in Williston. Choose from the following…

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Theater Outing for Two Adults or Two Adults and Two Kids to “Annie Jr.” at Musical Me Theater (Up to Half Off)

A children's show engages kids with age-appropriate music and spectacle, forgoing such adult-concert mainstays as extended seminars on optimizing tax deductions. Take young'uns to a show they can get into with today's Groupon to a performance of Annie Jr. at Musical Me Theater in Gainesville. Childr…

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$30 for a Photo Shoot, Prints, and Image Disc at Olan Mills Portrait Studio ($150 Value)

Before modern photography, portrait-seeking subjects would cover themselves in year-end financial figures to meet the requirements for being xeroxed. Capture more accurate self-copies with today's Groupon: for $30, you get a portrait package, including processing fees, at Olan Mills Portrait Studio,…

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Full Interior and Exterior Mobile Detail for Car or SUV from Gainesville Detailing (Up to 54% Off)

Driving a shiny car is a great way to experience luxurious transportation without the hassle of chartering a yacht or riding a peacock to work. Transform regular vehicles into ritzy rides with today's Groupon to Gainesville Detailing, servicing Alachua County. Choose between the following options: F…

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Mexican Dinner and Margaritas for Two or Four at Agave Blue (Up to 55% Off)

The right blend of Mexican spices turns meals into fiestas and lures droves of grazing piñatas within the reach of a sturdy broomstick. Enjoy south-of-the-border zest with today's Groupon to Agave Blue. Choose between the following options: For $19, you get a Mexican dinner for two (up to a $39.85 v…

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$10 for $20 Worth of Italian, Mexican, and American Fare at Rocky's Villa Restaurant

Simple laziness has spurred many culinary inventions, including the sandwich, the blender, and the pizza, which was invented as a way to wheel heavy ingredients from place to place. Transport your palate with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of eclectic fare at Rocky's Villa Restaurant in…

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$119 for a Tandem Skydiving Jump from Start Skydiving in Coleman ($259 Value)

Unlike competitive diving, synchronized eating, and sky wrestling, skydiving is not an Olympic sport. Enjoy un-judged thrills with today's Groupon: for $119, you get a tandem skydiving jump from Start Skydiving (a $259 value). This Groupon is valid at the Start location in Coleman. Start Skydiving's…

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$5 for Two Regular Show Tickets to the Kika Silva Pla Planetarium ($10 Value)

Despite its name, a planetarium also lets you learn more about stars, comets, and the fishing wire that suspends them all. Peer into the diorama of the cosmos with today's Groupon: for $5, you get two tickets to a regular show at the Kika Silva Pla Planetarium, located on the campus of Santa Fe Coll…

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Vintage and Boutique Apparel and Accessories at Persona Vintage Clothing & Costumes. Two Options Available.

A jellyfish's handshake is simultaneously weak and poisonous, which is why it seldom makes good first impressions. Avoid the jellyfish effect by donning new duds with today's Groupon to Persona Vintage Clothing & Costumes. Choose between the following options: For $10, you get $20 worth of vintage a…

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Camping and Canoeing Adventure for Four at Otter Springs Park & Campground. Three Options Available.

Lewis and Clark were both hobbled during their great expedition—Clark from resentment at his second billing and Lewis from a Lego slipped into his hiking boot by Clark. Enjoy noncompetitive nature excursions with today's Groupon to Otter Springs Park & Campground in Trenton. Choose from the followin…

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$8 for $16 Worth of Pizza and Wings at Gumby's Pizza

Ninety percent of alleged UFO sightings can be easily explained as falling meteors, swamp-gas reflections, or doughy orbs hurled into orbit by Herculean pizza makers. Enjoy earthbound eats with today's Groupon: for $8, you get $16 worth of pizza and wings at Gumby's Pizza. With a menu loaded with mo…

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Corn Maze Festival Outing for One, Two, or Four at Timberline Farm

A recently discovered alternative to the indoors, going "outside" offers adventurous explorers exposure to things such as wind, sunshine, and the naturally occurring mazes found in cornfields. Leave the indoors with today's Groupon to the Corn Maze Festival at Timberline Farm in Belleview. Choose fr…

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Off-Road Racecar Ride or Driving Experience from Legendary Excursions in Ocala. Three Options Available.

Flat surfaces and straight lines are exceedingly rare in nature, represented only by frozen lakes, spider webs, and snakes in full-body casts. Wind through an off-road ride the all-natural way with today's Groupon to Legendary Excursions in Ocala. Choose from the following options: For $69, you get …

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One-Hour Horseback Lesson or a One-Hour Trail Ride for One, Two, Three, or Four People at West End Equestrian Center

Horses were once considered man's best friend, but after the invention of the dog, the horse was rebranded as man's eccentric, oat-obsessed uncle. Take a journey with the kindest of kinsmen with today's Groupon at West End Equestrian Center in Newberry. Choose one of the following options: For $30, …

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$40 for a Bicycle Overhaul at Chain Reaction Bike Shop ($80 Value)

Like the Tin Man, bikes need to be properly lubed, or they'll break down on long journeys and be carried away by flying monkeys. Protect your steely companion with today's Groupon: for $40, you get a complete bicycle overhaul at Chain Reaction Bike Shop (an $80 value). Chain Reaction Bike Shop's bic…

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$2,499 for Blade-Free LASIK at Bowden Eye & Associates (Up to $5,950 Value)

As anyone who has accidentally called a boss "mom" knows, being able to tell who's who is vital to the preservation of dignity. Put life into focus with today's Groupon: for $2,499, you get blade-free LASIK treatment for both eyes at Bowden Eye & Associates (up to a $5,950 value). The LASIK procedur…

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Wine Package for Two or Wine and Merchandise at Tangled Oaks Winery in Grandin

Explorer Ponce de León abandoned his quest to discover the mythical land of wine after a tumble into the Fountain of Youth left him eternally underage. Take up his journey with today's Groupon to Tangled Oaks Winery in Grandin. Choose between the following options: For $15, you get a signature wine …

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History, Mystery, Mayhem & Murder! Walking Tour or Creepy Pub Crawl Walking Tour from City Walks in St. Augustine

While a chartered yacht is a comfortable way to tour the seas, it can only navigate city streets with the help of hundreds of unhappy pack goats. Tour the city in terra-firma style and comfort with today's Groupon to City Walks in St. Augustine. Choose between the following options: For $7, you get …

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$99 for Comprehensive Weight-Loss Plan at 1st Choice Immediate Care Center in Newberry ($370 Value)

Losing weight is a challenge almost as difficult as reading an entire dictionary or climbing a tree that's covered in canola oil. Take an expert approach to tackling the task of slimming down with today's Groupon: for $99, you get a comprehensive weight-loss plan at 1st Choice Immediate Care Center …

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