Missed Deals in Fresno

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Two Adult or Two Child Entries to Zoo Lights at Fresno Chaffee Zoo (Up to Half Off)

Troubadourable folk buddies Simon and Garfunkel once sang that "it's all happening at the zoo" before retiring from music to live out their days serenely basking in the reptile habitat. Get happening with today's Groupon to Zoo Lights at the Fresno Chaffee Zoo. Zoo Lights is held 5 p.m.–8 p.m. on Fr…

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BYOB Stenciling or Faux-Finishing Class at Artistic Painting Studio (Up to 51% Off)

Artistic expression can take the form of a vibrant painting, a stunning sculpture, or front-yard hedges trimmed into the shape of longing. Let creativity blossom with today's Groupon to Artistic Painting Studio. Choose between the following options: For $17, you get a 90-minute BYOB stenciling class…

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$75 for Permanent Eyeliner on Top and Bottom Eyelids at Permanent Beauty ($155 Value)

When improperly applied, makeup can have a harsh and unsettling effect on its onlookers, much like Richard Nixon's portrayal of Hamlet. Go easy on the eyes with today's Groupon: for $75, you get permanent eyeliner on top and bottom eyelids at Permanent Beauty (a $155 value). Experienced skin artists…

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$35 for an Editor's Picks Bundle from Neutrogena Including Seven Skincare Products ($59.43 Value). Shipping Included.

What You Get For $35, you get an Editor's Picks Bundle from Neutrogena (a $59.43 total value), which includes the following: Makeup Remover Cleansing Towelettes (25 count, a $6.99 value) Oil-Free Moisture SPF 15 (4 oz., a $9.99 value) Rainbath Refreshing Shower and Bath Gel (16 oz., a $10.99 value) …

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$69 for an Eight-Week Boot-Camp Program at The Bod-e2 Shop in Clovis ($240 Value)

Boot camps apply military concepts to daily life, as do dance parties set to Morse code and tanks converted into school buses. Declassify your abs with today's Groupon: for $69, you get an eight-week boot-camp program at The Bod-e2 Shop in Clovis (a $240 value). The Bod-e2 Shop's seasoned trainers d…

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$30 for "Fresno Magazine's" Best of Fresno 2011 Outing for Two ($60 Value)

An evening devoted to recognition of merit separates the men from the boys, the wheat from the chaff, and farmers from a hard evening of harvesting grain. Laud the fruits of local labor with today's Groupon: for $30, you get two tickets to Fresno Magazine's Best of Fresno 2011 (a $60 value), hosted …

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$35 for a Premium Photo Package with Prints, Photo CD, and Gift Frame at Santa at River Park ($70 Value)

Though he is not bound by the laws of physics, Santa Claus is duty bound to eat every cookie, brisket, and can of pumpkin pie filling you leave out for him. Capture treat-giving moments with today's Groupon: for $35, you get a premium photo package at Santa at River Park (an $70 value). The photo pa…

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$8 for $16 Worth of Recycled Apparel, Furniture, Home Goods, and Electronics at Neighborhood Thrift

Clothing keeps people warm and looking fashionable, but its most important duty is replenishing bellybutton lint. Keep navels stocked with today's Groupon: for $8, you get $16 worth of recycled apparel, electronics, and home goods at Neighborhood Thrift. Staff members at Neighborhood Thrift stock sh…

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$79 for a Golf Outing for Two at Stevinson Ranch Golf Club (Up to $160 Value)

When Atlantis fell, the only survivors were its golfers, whose vast knowledge of water hazards saw them to safety. Hone game-saving skills with today's Groupon: for $79, you get an 18-hole golf outing for two at Stevinson Ranch Golf Club in Stevinson (up to a $160 value). Although not included with …

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60- or 90-Minute Massage or 60-Minute Couples Massage at Amoré Salon & Day Spa in Visalia (Up to 55% Off)

Unlike riding a tandem bicycle, getting a tandem massage brings couples closer together while still allowing them a quick snooze. Make it a date with today's Groupon to Amoré Salon & Day Spa in Visalia. Choose from the following options: For $27, you get a 60-minute massage (a $55 value). For $39, y…

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$59 for an In-Home Icing Teeth Whitening from Bling Dental ($199 Value)

Movie stars maintain gleaming-white grins not only to look good on the red carpet but also to double as flashlights during haunted-house investigation scenes. Become your own beacon with today's Groupon: for $59, you get an in-home Icing teeth-whitening treatment from Bling Dental (a $199 value). Bl…

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$5 for $10 Worth of Frozen Treats at Cali's Frozen Custard

Before ice cream, cones were only filled with cheerleading chants and an overwhelming sense of responsibility for organizing traffic. Enjoy a conical dessert with today's Groupon: for $5, you get $10 worth of frozen treats at Cali's Frozen Custard. Each day, Cali's Frozen Custard's crew forges premi…

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Haircut, Half-Highlights, or Full-Highlights Package at Polished & Pampered in Clovis (Up to 59% Off)

Hairstyles say a lot about a person: tidy trims exude responsibility, vibrant colors display confidence, and slithering snakes warn against eye contact. Wear your heart on your head with today's Groupon from Florencio Aguayo at Polished & Pampered in Clovis. Choose from the following options: For $2…

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30-Minute or 60-Minute Swedish Massage at Lotus Touch Massage in Clovis (Up to 53% Off)

A stiff muscle can spread tension and pain throughout the body, just as a stiff upper lip can spread a worldwide fondness for Michael Caine. Battle torso tension with today's Groupon to Lotus Touch Massage in Clovis. Choose between the following options: For $15, you get a 30-minute Swedish massage …

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One, Three, or Five Eyebrow-Threading Sessions at Starlight Beauty Salon (Up to 55% Off)

Carefully sculpted eyebrows can convey emotions more directly and greatly diminish the number of false Groucho Marx sightings. Make your face your own with today's Groupon to Starlight Beauty Salon. Choose from the following options; For $4, you get one eyebrow-threading session (an $8 value). For $…

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Outing for Two or Four to Rotary Storyland & Playland's Storyland Spooktacular (Half Off)

Autumn is the only season where pumpkins are judged by their personality as well as their performance in the swimsuit competition. Get to know fall's finest with today's Groupon to Rotary Storyland & Playland's Storyland Spooktacular 2011 on Saturday, October 29, from 4 p.m. to 8 p.m. Children young…

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$99 for Three Noninvasive Body-Contouring and Cellulite Treatments at Athenix Body Sculpting Institute ($750 Value)

The benefits of employing a clay sculptor to smooth out bodily problem areas are outweighed by the incessant horde of collectors constantly appraising your avant-garde kneecap noses. Invest in a less bohemian means of body contouring with today's Groupon: for $99, you get three noninvasive body-cont…

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$99 for $300 Worth of Custom Window Treatments from 3 Day Blinds

Window treatments look better when custom-fitted, just like wedding dresses and wedding dresses made out of cotton candy. Today's Groupon lavishes lintels with made-to-order designs: for $99, you get $300 worth of custom window treatments from 3 Day Blinds. Click here to find a 3 Day Blinds consulta…

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$40 for an Exfoliating Facial at Exposé Salon and Day Spa in Visalia ($80 Value)

Faces, like potatoes, must be scrubbed and buffed to clear away excess dirt, remove dry skin, and prevent the emergence of extra eyes. Buff away unsightly blemishes with today's Groupon: for $40, you get an exfoliating facial at Exposé Salon and Day Spa in Visalia (an $80 value). Exposé Salon and Da…

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60- or 90-Minute Swedish Massage or 60-Minute Hot-Stone Massage at Whole Body Health in Clovis (Up to 52% Off)

Without the loosening effects of massage, shoulders would stiffen into immobility and fall victim to freeloading parrots and the burden of carrying Earth's heavyset brother, Girth. Pamper your perches with today's Groupon to Whole Body Health in Clovis. Choose from the following options: For $29, yo…

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$22 for a Basic Lawn-Care Package from Team Green Lawn Fertilization and Weed Control ($44 Value)

Neglected lawns will rebel by making friends with weeds, dyeing their grass brown, and hosting underground meetings of anarchist mole rats. Keep your lawn under control with today's Groupon: for $22, you get a basic lawn-care package for lawns of up to 2,000 square feet from Team Green Lawn Fertiliz…

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Mani-Pedi, Acrylic Nails, or Polish Change from Chris Saldate at Venus Beauty Salon

Pedicures give feet a break from the daily monotony of walking to bus stops and drop-kicking unsolvable Rubik's cubes. Pamper paws with today's Groupon for services from Chris Saldate at Venus Beauty Salon. Choose from the following options: For $6, you get a polish change (a $12 value). For $22, yo…

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$89 for a Half-Day Pontoon-Boat Rental from Millerton Lake Marina in Friant ($180 Value)

Since the dawn of humanity, man has longed to conquer the ocean, which is why the invention of the boat was followed swiftly by the adoption of the high-five. Celebrate man's triumphs with today's Groupon: for $89, you get a four-hour pontoon-boat rental from Millerton Lake Marina in Friant (a $180 …

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$10 for Admission for Two to Civil War Revisited from the Fresno Historical Society ($20 Value)

History often repeats itself, which is why most generals consider accounts of 19th-century battles to be spoilers and studiously avoid them. Ruin future surprises by acquiring past knowledge with today's Groupon: for $10, you get admission for two adults to Civil War Revisited from the Fresno Histor…

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$20 for a Shampoo, Cut, Style, and Blow-Dry from Chantelle at Head Over Heels Salon ($40 Value)

A good haircut draws attention to the face's best features, which explains the heavy bangs added on Mount Rushmore to accentuate Teddy Roosevelt's cheekbones. Acquire a framing fringe with today's Groupon: for $20, you get a shampoo, cut, style, and blow-dry from Chantelle Wolf at Head Over Heels Sa…

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