Strength, the workhorse of physical existence, is an ethereal substance found only in classical sculptures, cyborg technology, and the verbal inspirations whispered by boot-camp gurus. Unlock classical and futuristic whispers with today's Groupon to Texas Boot Camp valid at River Legacy Park in Arli…
In addition to providing people with compelling stories and photography, newspapers supply the raw materials to piece together ransom notes demanding more newspaper subscriptions. Demand to be informed with today's Groupon to the Fort Worth Star-Telegram's Weekend PLUS! edition, delivered on Saturda…
Scientists agree that the only reason adults have children is so they have a socially acceptable reason to visit amusement parks, eat at novelty pizza arcades, and see movies with Shreks in them. Put some fun in the oven with today's kid-friendly Groupon for Mini Princess pampering packages at Be Gi…
Experts believe that because children's minds are ripe for molding, it's best to limit their exposure to the sun and other fungi-inducing stimuli. Keep young minds fresh and free of mildew with today's Groupon: for $5, you get one safari play pass at Indoor Safari Park, valid at both the Southlake a…
Digital technology has allowed for the introduction of many new art forms, just as Leonardo da Vinci once predicted on his blog. Upload a masterpiece with today's Groupon to Luce Photography in Southlake. Choose from the following options: For $45, you get a photography package (a $175 value) that i…
Though it doesn't provide the discomfort and high-ticket prices associated with an airport pat-down, a massage is still an effective tool for discovering concealed knives and small firearms. Prove you're not packing in the most relaxing way with today's Groupon to At Peace Floatation Spa in Colleyvi…
Comfort and Luxury in Downtown Dallas The scarlet-colored spires of Old Red Museum stand apart from the flickering lights on the skyscrapers that tower over downtown Dallas. The museum—a comprehensive showcase of artifacts illustrating Dallas's history—resides just a short drive from DoubleTree by H…
Horses and humans have worked together for centuries, transporting goods, fording rivers, and sharing the blame for the fall of Troy. Bond with the noblest of creatures with today's Groupon to Agave Hurricane Trail Company. Choose from the following options: For $30, you get a 60-minute trail ride f…
Of all the flightless birds, chickens remain America's favorite kind to eat, narrowly beating out penguins, kiwis, and Larry Bird. Make bird the word with today's Groupon: for $7, you get $15 worth of American fare at BoomerJack's Grill & Bar. Today's Groupon is valid for all four locations in Arlin…
Studies show that modulating one's facial expression instantly builds camaraderie, whether by laughing at a joke, frowning at a sad story, or making empathetic fish lips at an unemployed merman. Prep your kisser for many roles with today's Groupon to Clinical Skin Care Center Med-Spa in Grapevine. C…
Civilization labored for centuries to bring us the perfect pairing of golf club and golf ball as we know them, surpassing discarded variations such as twig and boulder and tire iron and disco ball. Swing harmoniously toward the heavens with today's Groupon: for $18, you get a playing card at TopGolf…
Renaissance artists celebrated the ideal human physique by chiseling bodies out of marble and then jealously punching the finished sculptures. Work toward your own ideal form with today's Groupon to Massage Therapy Wellness Center in Arlington. Choose between the following options: For $199, you get…
Like attending your own wedding ceremony, dining is much more enjoyable when it's done with a partner. Break bread with a friend with today's Groupon: for $18, you get lunch or dinner for two at Deb and Steve's Cafe in Southlake (a $36.15 total value). Lunch or dinner for two includes the following:…
Brazilian blowouts leave hair straight and shiny, effectively eliminating frizz and the number of friends trying to use your ponytail as a wine opener. Free your strands with today's Groupon: for $89, you get a Brazilian blowout at JeLa's Epiphany Salon & Spa (up to a $350 value). A quaint stone pat…
Though mad scientists recommend sticking chopsticks into electrical sockets, rational scientists know the utensils are better used for sushi consumption. Today's Groupon to MK's Sushi gives you the right tools for authentic eats. Choose between the following options: For $20, you get $40 worth of su…
A good bartender always has advice for customers' problems, which is why it's best not to bartend in a particle-physics lab or prison. Hone your listening ear with today's Groupon: for $299, you get a 32-hour bartending course at ABC Bartending School (a $995 value). Two-week courses run Monday–Thur…
Potatoes and gravy are the unsung heroes of Thanksgiving dinner, complementing the flavors of the holiday bird and filling goblets for moving family toasts. Savor the season's flavors with today's Groupon to Eat The World Catering. Choose from the following options: For $24, you get four quarts of T…
A weathered face can help one project wisdom or blend in at Mount Rushmore but is otherwise considered undesirable. Stand out from monumental mugs with today's Groupon for 30-minute diamond-microdermabrasion treatments at Natural Balance Clinic in Colleyville. Choose from the following options: For …
Most holidays are marked by priceless moments such as the exchange of gifts, the embrace of hugs, and the consumption of a turkey that cost $4.89 per pound. Embrace seasonal celebrations with today's Groupon: for $11, you get photos taken with Santa Claus and a Dasher print package from Worldwide Ph…
Though its appearance resembles that of a tortilla, a pancake is never filled with refried beans and rarely used as the liner of a sombrero. Celebrate this all-American flatbread with today's Groupon to Ol' South Pancake House. Choose between the following options: For $12, you get pancakes and Sout…
Unwashed windows accumulate layers of grime that can build up and block out the sun, causing light-hungry houseplants to turn to TV sets and birthday cakes. Keep the planted masses happy with today's Groupon to Texas Star Windows. To see Texas Star Windows' service area, click here. Choose between t…
When Atlantis fell, the only survivors were its golfers, whose vast knowledge of water hazards saw them to safety. Hone game-saving skills with today's Groupon for golf at The Dallas/Fort Worth Marriott Hotel's The Golf Club at Champion's Circle. Choose between the following options: For $49, you ge…
Rodeos are one of the most evenly matched competitions between man and horse because of the horse's natural advantages in three-legged races. Cheer on balanced odds with today's Groupon to the Stockyards Championship Rodeo in Fort Worth. Choose from the following options: For $15, you get two genera…
Playing dress-up lets children feel like adults without investing their allowance in the stock market or performing Internet searches about the causes of backaches. Give three cheers to youth with today's Groupon: for $12, you get a prince or princess dress-up-teatime package for one child at Chelse…
Faces act as gatekeepers for incoming food and outgoing laughter, giving them the power to leave our bodies half-starved or bloated with unreleased giggles. Keep your face happy with today's Groupon to Salon D Squared in Haslet. Choose between the following options: For $25, you get your choice of o…