Some things are more family friendly when done on a smaller scale, such as playing golf or sinking battleships. Enjoy an activity at its optimal size with today's Groupon: for $19, you get six rounds of mini golf at Mike Greenwell's Bat-A-Ball & Family Fun Park (up to a $39 value). Owned by and name…
The first people to successfully paint the town red spent more time haphazardly assembling scaffolding and arguing over who got to be the foreman than enjoying the results. Take the planning out of carousing with today's Groupon: for $100, you get two admission tickets to The Southwest Florida Goodw…
Decorating walls can be a messy task, as it usually requires dealing with sticky wallpaper glue or hiring professional finger painters. Get the wall art without the goo with today's Groupon: for $35, you get a 48"x12" panoramic wall mural shipped to anywhere in the United States and Canada from Larg…
Cooking, like taking a pop quiz and defusing a bomb on national television, is often a source of stress. Disarm your hunger with today's Groupon: for $20, you get $40 worth of seafood, American fare, and drinks during dinner at Al's Tiki Bar and Grill in North Fort Myers. Accessible by boat or car, …
There are only two instances in which it's legal to drive at 200 miles per hour: racing around a certified track and outrunning a 199-mile-per-hour construction horse. Satisfy your need for speed with today's Groupon from Rusty Wallace Racing Experience at the Homestead-Miami Speedway in Homestead. …
Biologists estimate that water makes up 65% of the human body, 71% of the planet's surface, and 0% of the R & B group Earth, Wind & Fire. Conquer the planet's most prevalent liquid with today's Groupon to Revolution Cable Park. Choose between the following options: For $13, you get a two-hour cable …
For centuries, the only way to see a polar bear and a giraffe on the same day was to ride a saddled giraffe all the way to the Arctic Circle. Witness climatological opposites coexist with today's Groupon to Giraffe Ranch in Dade City. Tours take place twice daily, at 11 a.m. and 2 p.m. Choose betwee…
Now that VHS is a dead video format, VCRs are mainly used to rewind balls of yarn and hide rectangular items from someone who already bought every Alan Alda film on DVD. Convert your VCR into a full-time storage chamber with today's Groupon: for $20, you get two videotapes transferred to two DVDs fr…
Presenting loved ones with flowers expresses more thoughtfulness than giving them a fistful of uprooted grass or gently blowing dandelion seeds in their face while they sleep. Exemplify the finer points of plant giving with today's Groupon to Sundance Orchids & Bromeliads. Choose between the followi…
A face can both hide and reveal a person's age, just as a hand can both hide and reveal a child's nose after an uncle has mysteriously removed it. Get your face back with today's Groupon: for $99, you get 20 units of Botox (a $10 value each) at The Laser Lounge Spa in Estero (a $200 total value). Th…
A good haircut draws attention to the face's best features, which explains the heavy bangs added on Mount Rushmore to accentuate Teddy Roosevelt's cheekbones. Acquire a framing fringe with today's Groupon to True Salon. Choose from the following options: For $35, you get a haircut package (a $70 tot…
Despite the alluring properties of open flames, only glass, custom masonry, and middle-school diaries benefit from being thrust into them. Give your jewelry box new flare with today's Groupon to Dlynne Designs Glass Art Studio. Choose between the following options: For $15, you get a beginner glass-…
Cell phones make communication instantaneous, allowing mothers to call children at all hours and children to ignore calls from their mothers at all hours. Put a wealth of knowledge at your fingertips with today's Groupon to Tranzmobile, an authorized online agent for Verizon Wireless. For $25, you g…
Like violins, cars announce their need for a tune-up by squeaking shrilly and leaking oil every time you play Mahler. Keep your ride purring pleasantly with today's Groupon to Meineke Car Care Center. Choose between the following options: For $29, you get a Supreme oil change (up to a $59.95 value),…
Whereas walking a mile in another person's shoes develops empathy, walking a mile in an astronaut's shoes means you're too far from the shuttle to be retrieved. Take a walk in earth-friendly footwear with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of 100% recyclable sandals from Okabashi online. Th…
Studies show that modulating one's facial expression instantly builds camaraderie, whether by laughing at a joke, frowning at a sad story, or making empathetic fish lips at an unemployed merman. Prep your kisser for many roles with today's Groupon: for $39, you get your choice of a Connoisseur's Tre…
Like the Rubik's cube, swing-dance-revival revivals, and the swimsuit portion of the presidential debates, celebrity news can provide hours of entertainment for average Americans. Keep up with Hollywood's finest with today's Groupon: for $30, you get 52 issues of Us Weekly (a $67 value). Since 1977,…
Although outdoor tanning allows humans to absorb the sun's natural energy, the sapped star will eventually turn pale and suffer the fate of Earth's original sun, the moon. Save the sun with today's Groupon: for $10, you get one UV-free Mystic Tan spray tan at My Island Tan and Spa (up to a $29.99 va…
Eating healthy can raise questions such as, "Are crayons a fruit or a vegetable?" and "How many steaks does a growing baby need?" Answer culinary inquiries with today's Groupon: for $4, you get $8 worth of smoothies and health-conscious snacks at Smoothie King. This Groupon is valid at the College P…
Photography has progressed exponentially over the past century with the development of digital cameras, faster shutter speeds, and smiling. Capture the latest trends of emotional technology with today's Groupon: for $49, you get an on-location photography package from Crystal Connelly Photography, t…
Blankets provide warmth at night, security capes for children, and nourishment for roaming hordes of goats. Wrap up in a personalized wonder-covering with today's Groupon: for $64, you get a custom 70"x53" photo blanket (a $129 value, shipping included) from PhotoWeavers, a family-owned textile mill…
People celebrate special occasions by decorating things with baubles, as evidenced by hanging ornaments on Christmas trees and emptying drums of diamonds over winning coaches. Bauble up with today's Groupon: for $50, you get $100 worth of jewelry and repair services at John Michael's Fine Jewelry. T…
Water thrives when under pressure, much like spelling-bee finalists and fast-food drive-thru operators at the Indy 500. Unleash pressurized power with today's Groupon to King's Auto Spa. Choose from the following options: For $12, you get one Crown Jewel car wash (a $24.95 value). For $25, you get a…
A healthy smile is able to win people over by displaying rows of pearly white teeth and emitting a cartoon "ding" sound whenever it shows itself. Teach teeth to audibly twinkle with today's Groupon: for $69, you get a Diamond Elite ultrasonic toothbrush, plus a UV sanitizing charger base, three repl…
Though fake vampire fangs were originally designed to conceal uncleanly teeth, their waxy composition rendered them useless for chewing anything but dough balls dipped in water. Properly protect pointy chompers with today's Groupon: for $35, you get a comprehensive dental exam, cleaning, and x-rays …