People go to great lengths to achieve weight-loss goals, with plans that always seem to include a strict helium diet administered by a dirigible pilot. Expurgate unwanted weight without floating away with today's Groupon to Anew Allure in Darien. Choose between the following options: For $999, you g…
For years, European navigators searched for a direct route to Asia's tasty cuisine, eventually burrowing through the earth and accidentally rediscovering Luxembourg. Blaze a path toward savory satisfaction with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of Pan-Asian fare and drink at JK Asian Bistr…
Cooking, like taking a pop quiz and defusing a bomb on national television, is often a source of stress. Disarm your hunger with today's Groupon from Blue Cactus Grill in Norwalk. Choose between the following options: For $7, you get $14 worth of casual comfort fare and drinks. For $35, you get $70 …
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Releasing sweat is an effective way to lower body temperature, as is taking a cold shower or swallowing an igloo. Keep your physique regular with today's Groupon: for $20, you get a one-month membership package at Sport & Wellness in Danbury (a $219 total value). The package includes the following: …
Running is a healthy activity for body and mind, unless it involves jogging while reading baseball star Mark McGwire's first romance novel. Improve your running experience and move on to Mr. McGwire's later works with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $50 worth of athletic shoes and workout apparel …
Breaking bread is a bonding experience, encouraging new friendships while testing the strength of communal sledgehammers. Swing into sustenance with today's Groupon: for $8, you get $16 worth of café fare at Huntington Street Café in Shelton. Huntington Street Café's resident chefs harness culinary …
A mattress's softness and large rectangular shape make it useful for cradling human bodies or being stuffed into the billfold of a giant after you've stolen all of his enormous credit cards. Spend some time with a large, soft quadrilateral with today's Groupon: for $499, you get a queen-size 10-inch…
Children occupied by constructive afterschool activities are less likely to buy BB guns or hang out with dogs that buy children BB guns. Keep tots gainfully at play with today's Groupon: for $40, you get a yearlong membership and one month of classes at The Little Gym (a $158 value). Choose from the…
Like glaciers and tectonic plates, teeth are slowly yet surely on the move as they attempt to turn their host's mouth into frozen tundra and then rip it apart like a bite-size Pangaea. Defeat devious teeth with today's Groupon: for $2,999, you get a complete Invisalign treatment at Brick Walk Esthet…
Unlike speedy in-and-out coffee shops, cafés indulge fantasies of sneaking off through misty European streets paved with pain au chocolat and lined with biscotti parking meters. Indulge in savory streetside fare with today's Groupon: for $5, you get $10 worth of soups, salads, sandwiches, and bevera…
Sophisticated scanners make sandwiching coworkers between two pieces of plate glass to preserve office-party memories a thing of the past. Take advantage of technological innovations with today's Groupon: for $40, you get $100 worth of photo and video digitization services from ScanDigital. Up to th…
The ability to differentiate between red and green curry is the mark of a good Thai chef and a common tell among children faking colorblindness to skip school. Test your rods and cones with today's Groupon to Papaya Thai & Asian BBQ in South Norwalk. Choose between the following options: For $7, you…
Recent studies show that using nutritional supplements can maximize workouts, allowing exercisers to run the 40-yard dash in only 20 yards. Garner your fitness efforts with today's Groupon to Yolo Laser Center & Med Spa in Guilford. Choose between the following options: For $20, you get two vitamin …
Sharing a meal out strengthens family bonds in a civilized way, unlike invading the neighborhood block party and laying siege to the bounce castle. Subjugate your hunger with today's Groupon to BJ Ryan's BANC House in Norwalk. Choose between the following options: For $25, you get $50 worth of barbe…
Like the Rubik's cube, swing-dance-revival revivals, and the swimsuit portion of the presidential debates, celebrity news can provide hours of entertainment for average Americans. Keep up with Hollywood's finest with today's Groupon: for $30, you get 52 issues of Us Weekly (a $67 value). Since 1977,…
Though mad scientists recommend sticking chopsticks into electrical sockets, rational scientists know the utensils are better used for consumption. Get the right tools for authentic eats with today's Groupon to Tombo Hibachi & Tiki Lounge, located in Brick Walk Plaza in Fairfield. Choose between the…
Making food from scratch typically requires advance preparation, adherence to a recipe, and your third and final genie wish. Save the third wish for more wishes with today's Groupon to Bella's Café in New Haven. Choose between the following options: For $15, you get $30 worth of contemporary Europea…
In addition to providing people with compelling stories and photography, magazines supply the raw materials to piece together ransom notes demanding more magazine subscriptions. Demand to be informed with today's Groupon: for $10, you get a one-year subscription to Connecticut Explored (a $21 value)…
From infancy, skin is tasked with protecting the body against summer's heat, winter's cold, and Grandmother's pinch. Keep your outer layer looking awesome with today's Groupon to A New Derma Clinic in Bethel. Choose from the following options: For $39, you get a Dermalogica facial (an $80 value). Fo…
Art collectors protect their pictures the same way crime bosses discipline their children—by having them framed. Guard your pictures before they take a fall with today's Groupon to Westport Picture Framing, located within Westport River Gallery. Choose between the following options: For $25, you get…
Although your body is a temple, covering yourself in bits of stained glass and swallowing thousands of candles has yet to be proven an effective beautification method. Shine up your shrine with today's Groupon to About Faces—Nails, Too in Monroe. Choose from the following options: For $22, you get a…
Pasta became a staple of Italian fare after Emperor Caligula famously elevated a plate of lasagna to the Roman Senate. Feast on political recipes with today's Groupon: for $14, you get $30 worth of authentic Italian dinner fare and drinks at Giuseppe Trattoria in Norwalk. House-made pasta, fresh sea…
The presence of a pet's boundless enthusiasm leads to a happier living space, unlike a pet's boundless intellect, which allows it to teleport through outer space. Give man's best interstellar friend a treat with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of pet food, toys, and accessories from PetF…
Until scientists develop a weapon potent enough to destroy gravity, wrinkles and falling coconuts will continue to serve as humbling reminders of our delicate mortality. Achieve immortally smooth skin with today's Groupon to Plastic Surgery Center of Fairfield. Choose between the following options: …