An in-depth knowledge of inebriants can enliven humdrum dinner parties, just as an in-depth knowledge of dynamite fishing can enliven foundering job interviews. Give palates an executive education with today's Groupon to JC Bartending Academy in Plano. Choose between the following options: For $65, …
Facials give faces a break from the daily monotony of expressing emotions and bursting through other people's newspapers as they try to do the crossword. Pamper this hard-working appendage with today's Groupon: for $159, you get a meltdown facial and sauna session for two at Rubyz Day Spa in Frisco …
Learning to sail bestows people with stylish windblown hair and the ability to talk to clams before putting them in chowder. Reap boating benefits with today's Groupon: for $49, you get a two-hour introduction to sailing lesson from Sail Dallas in Lewisville (a $99 value). Classes are available on s…
Before canning, the only method of preserving fresh produce was to commission a Flemish artist to paint its likeness on the walls, then allow only the most imaginative children to lick it. Sink your teeth into year-round bounty with today's Groupon: for $20, you get a two-hour holiday jams canning a…
Without cheese, macaroni would have no friends, and humans would never know what the moon tastes like. Celebrate curd culture with today's Groupon: for $65, you get a three-month Cheese of the Month Club membership at Scardello (a $135 value). The membership runs from January through March, and chee…
Eating international fare locally eliminates the woes associated with transatlantic travel, such as jet lag and oar splinters. Stamp your palate's passport with today's Groupon to Inca's Cafe in Carrollton. Choose between the following options: For $32, you get a four-course Peruvian meal for two (u…
In the 1950s, women were known to slather their skin in Crisco, which would seal in moisture, prevent wrinkles, and increase aerodynamics for the tube-based commutes of the future. Get a more modern beauty ritual with today's Groupon to Belfiore Salon & Day Spa, at the Horizon Road location in Rockw…
A shapely haircut diverts attention from unflattering accessories such as neck bolts or a sweater depicting you getting a bad haircut. Display a new 'do with today's Groupon to Colour Studio in Richardson. Choose from the following options: For $20, you get a women's haircut (a $45 value). For $30, …
Pilates combines mental toughness with physical strength, much like solving a Sudoku puzzle engraved in stone. Find the solution to toned abdominals with today's Groupon to Equipt Pilates at Willow Bend Fitness Club. Choose between the following options: For $22, you get one Pilates class (a $45 val…
Although it's been ostracized by the five traditional senses, the sense of humor is the only thing that enables human beings to detect a rubber chicken creeping up from behind. Stay on guard with today's GrouponLive deal for group tickets to see a performance at Dallas Comedy House. Choose between t…
In addition to providing people with compelling stories and photography, newspapers supply the raw materials to piece together ransom notes demanding more newspaper subscriptions. Demand to be informed with today's Groupon to the Fort Worth Star-Telegram's Weekend PLUS! edition, delivered on Saturda…
Dancing is a lot like juggling hammers—if you do it right you'll be the life of the party, but if you lose concentration you'll bruise your big toe. Keep your toes twinkling with today's Groupon to Ruby Room Studio. Choose from the following options: For $20, you get a 3-class punch card (a $55 valu…
Experts believe that because children's minds are ripe for molding, it's best to limit their exposure to the sun and other fungi-inducing stimuli. Keep young minds fresh and free of mildew with today's Groupon: for $5, you get one safari play pass at Indoor Safari Park, valid at both the Southlake a…
Faces are the billboards of the soul, making them a prime destination for roosting pigeons, teens armed with spray paint, and base jumpers with poor depth perception. Get rid of facial rabble with today's Groupon to New Hope Health Care in Arlington. Choose between the following options: For $39, yo…
The development of modern tinting methods was a boon to vehicles frustrated by their inability to fit tinted windows over their prescription windows. Make your ride cooler with today's Groupon: for $149, you get a full-car 3M window tint at Texas Truxx Outfitters (a $399 value). This Groupon is vali…
A home with fashionable, elegant décor is more likely to appeal to dinner guests and cause approaching forest fires to hesitate slightly. Outfit your house for any occasion with today's Groupon: for $99, you get $200 worth of furniture and artwork at Zuri Furniture. This Groupon is valid at the loca…
Comfort and Luxury in Downtown Dallas The scarlet-colored spires of Old Red Museum stand apart from the flickering lights on the skyscrapers that tower over downtown Dallas. The museum—a comprehensive showcase of artifacts illustrating Dallas's history—resides just a short drive from DoubleTree by H…
When deprived of flavorful sustenance, the mouth will often retaliate by shouting your bank-account number at sporting events or turning every sentence into a high-pitched jingle. Tame an unruly tongue with today's Groupon to Thomas Avenue Beverage Company. Choose between the following options: For …
Although outdoor tanning allows humans to absorb the sun's natural energy, the sapped star will eventually turn pale and suffer the fate of Earth's original sun, the moon. Save the sun with today's Groupon at Be Tan. Choose from the following options: For $35, you get 2 airbrush tans (an $80 value).…
Humans maintain their bodies for the same reasons they maintain their houses: to keep the neighbors friendly and to disguise the fact that an alien lives inside them. Keep your inner tenant cleverly concealed with today's Groupon: for $85, you get two Sudatonic far-infrared body wraps at Smooth Body…
Going to a car wash is safer than using a pencil eraser on windshield smudges or parallel parking between two waterfalls. Opt for a less risky wash with today's Groupon to Splash N Dash Car Wash. Choose from the following options: For $12, you get three deluxe washes (a $29.97 value). For $17, you g…
Some family heirlooms, such as jewelry and photographs, are enthusiastically accepted by younger generations, and others, including Grandpa's gallstone and Betamax copies of Ishtar, are not. Procure a pride-inspiring heirloom with today's Groupon: for $65, you get a personalized alphabet-photography…
Though frozen yogurt's tangy swirls are best known for containing less fat than ice cream, they also form the country of Antarctica's foundation. Dive into a palatable paradise with today's Groupon to Yumilicious in Plano. Choose between the following options: For $5, you get $10 worth of frozen-yog…
The best concerts have lots of pyrotechnics, which is why classical pianists always wear asbestos pants. Insulate yourself from boredom with today's GrouponLive deal:for $20, you get a ticket package to see Hyper Crush at Zouk Nightclub on Wednesday, November 23, at 10 p.m. (a $40 total value). Each…
Comfort and Luxury in Downtown Dallas The scarlet-colored spires of Old Red Museum stand apart from the flickering lights on the skyscrapers that tower over downtown Dallas. The museum—a comprehensive showcase of artifacts illustrating Dallas's history—resides just a short drive from DoubleTree by H…