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$22 for Two Tickets to “It's a Wonderful Life: A Live Radio Play” at Beverly Arts Center ($44 Value). Eight Dates Available.

Ancient Greeks laid the foundations for contemporary theater by composing the first plays and stealing the first Tony Awards from Mount Olympus. Celebrate theatrical progress with today's GrouponLive deal: for $22, you get two general-admission tickets to see It's a Wonderful Life: A Live Radio Play…

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Holiday-Card Package with Set of 30 or 50 Custom Holiday Cards with Return-Address Labels and Included Shipping from Vistaprint (Up to 81% Off)

Sending out personalized holiday cards is a great way to update relatives about the family's recent accomplishments, such as an early graduation or a successful mapping of the dog's genome. Spread the wintery word with today's Groupon to Vistaprint, redeemable online. For this deal, Vistaprint is of…

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5 or 10 Yoga Classes at Fusion Mind/Body Studio in Elgin (Up to 65% Off)

Yoga emphasizes seamless transition between poses, a skill set adopted by the Navy to teach cursive flag semaphore to its sailors. Spell out serene stances with today's Groupon to Fusion Mind/Body Studio in Elgin. Choose between the following options: For $29, you get 5 yoga classes (up to a $70 val…

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$5 for Two General-Admission Movie Tickets at La Grange Theatre in La Grange (Up to $11 Value)

Watching a movie on the big screen gives audience members the rare opportunity to stare at Tom Hanks for 90 minutes without receiving a restraining order. Go stargazing with today's Groupon: for $5, you get two general-admission movie tickets at La Grange Theatre in La Grange (up to an $11 value). B…

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Golf-Simulation Outing for Two or Four at Stony Creek Golf Course in Oak Lawn (Up to 51% Off)

Golf obstacles parallel life challenges and reinforce conventional wisdom that the only way to escape rough patches is through excessive clubbing. Power through virtual impediments with today's Groupon to Stony Creek Golf Course in Oak Lawn. Choose between the following options: For $20, you get one…

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Introductory Tutoring Package or $49 for $100 Worth of Tutoring from Arrowhead Tutors in Joliet

Without the help of tutors, most students would be left to flounder over advanced vocabulary and use the periodic table as a surface for stacking their Lunchables-brand cracker sandwiches. Get some necessary guidance with today's Groupon to Arrowhead Tutors in Joliet. Choose between the following op…

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$50 for Signature Scent Creations for Two at Aroma Workshop ($100 Value)

The ability to smell is essential to man, telling him when to shower, alerting him of fires, and enabling him to sense fear in freshly baked cookies. Reward your sniffer with today's Groupon: for $50, you get a Signature Scent Creations session for two including a pair of classic square atomizers or…

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Private-Pilot Course for One or Two from Chicagoland Aviation (Half Off)

The human obsession with flight stems from a refusal to accept limitations and an intense desire to finally move out of gravity's basement. Claim your own airspace with today's Groupon to Chicagoland Aviation at the Lewis University Airport in Romeoville. For $99, you get a private-pilot course for …

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$129 for 20 Units of Botox from Dr. Daniel J. Drach & Associates ($260 Value)

Unlike makeup, food crumbs, and tattoos, wrinkles cannot easily be washed from the face with a gentle cleanser. Banish stubborn marks with today's Groupon: for $129, you get 20 units of Botox from Dr. Daniel J. Drach & Associates (a $260 value). Dr. Drach and his fully licensed staff erase unwanted …

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$2,995 for a Complete Invisalign Treatment at Dr. Daniel J. Drach & Associates ($5,500 Value)

Like glaciers and tectonic plates, teeth are slowly yet surely on the move as they attempt to turn their host's mouth into frozen tundra and then rip it apart like a bite-size Pangaea. Defeat devious teeth with today's Groupon: for $2,995, you get a complete Invisalign teeth-straightening treatment …

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One or Two Dozen Cookies at Mrs. Fields (Up to 52% Off)

The only thing sadder than an empty cookie jar is a cookie jar filled with the tears of children who had to go to bed without a cookie. Keep your cookie jar properly stocked with today's Groupon to Mrs. Fields, valid at the Union Station and Northwest Train Station locations. Choose between the foll…

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$98 for Two Microdermabrasion Elite Facials at Facelogic in South Barrington ($198 Value)

In a desperate bid for smoother skin, Victorian nobility were known to stop caking their face in powder and start slathering it in Crisco. Stop hiding your face with today's Groupon: for $98, you get two microdermabrasion Elite facials at Facelogic in South Barrington (a $198 value). Facelogic's sta…

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Fresh Lobster, Seafood, Steaks, and More from GetMaineLobster.com (51% Off). Two Options Available.

The sea has much to teach us—its tides foretell the lunar cycle, its salt treats us to delicious shark jerky, and its colorful creatures prove nature looks better in Blu-ray. Celebrate the big salty puddle's sagacity with today's Groupon for delivered fresh lobster and seafood from GetMaineLobster.c…

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5 or 10 Spin Classes at Joyride Cycle Studio in Highwood (Up to 53% Off)

Riding a stationary bike combines the safety of a fitness center with the thrill of mountain biking, just as riding a stationary goat combines the safety of a petting zoo with the thrill of encountering a pack of hungry wolves. Get your adrenaline pumping with today's Groupon to Joyride Cycle Studio…

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Manicure and Mineral Spa Pedicure or Microdermabrasion at K. Paige Salon (Up to 61% Off)

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, which is why cosmetics companies spend so much money on analyzing the chemical composition of beholders' eyes. Achieve objective allure with today's Groupon to K. Paige Salon. Choose between the following options: For $35, you get a K. Paige manicure and a miner…

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Auto Detail or Three Car Washes at Park Place Hand Car Wash & Detailing in Third Lake (Up to 60% Off)

Cars will inevitably attract dirt and filth, whether they're rolling down the road, parked on the street, or collecting fossils in an attempt to clone the Model T. Unveil the origin of your auto's shine with today's Groupon to Park Place Hand Car Wash & Detailing in Third Lake, about 15 minutes west…

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$39 for an On-Site Complete Bike Tune-Up from Pedal to the People ($80 Value)

Though many people get their first bikes from department stores, no one there can tell your bike frame is bent, your brakes are loose, and your front tire has been stabbed repeatedly with a 16-inch serrated knife. Show your bike you're glad that it's alive with today's Groupon: for $39, you get an o…

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One or Two LipoLaser Treatments with Consultation at Priority Health in Yorkville

Lasers have come a long way from when they were first used to lead wayward Roombas back to their baseboard lairs. Follow the light with today's Groupon to Priority Health in Yorkville. Choose between the following options: For $60, you get a consultation (a $23 value) and one LipoLaser treatment (a …

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$130 for a BYOB French-Cooking Class for Two at Cook Au Vin (Up to $260 Value)

Tables at fine-dining restaurants are known for their fancy white-linen outfits, unlike tables in home kitchens, which are notorious for going nude. Get the tools to teach your kitchen some manners with today's Groupon: for $130, you get a one-star or two-star BYOB French-cooking class for two at Co…

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One-Way or Round-Trip Service to Midway or O'Hare Airport from A1 American Limousine (Up to 55% Off)

Without the occasional break, cars might overheat, seize up, or wind up in a picket line demanding an 8-mile day. Give your carriage a break with today's Groupon to A1 American Limousine. This Groupon is valid within 15 miles of Midway and 20 miles of O'Hare. Choose between the following options: Fo…

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$35 for a 60-Minute Massage at Bodies in Balance (Up to $100 Value)

Without routine massages, muscles can stiffen from neglect, preventing people from simple, everyday acts such as doing laundry, jogging, or somersaulting to work. Stay limber with today's Groupon: for $35, you get a 60-minute massage at Bodies in Balance, with locations in Bartlett and Northbrook (u…

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Dental Package or Zoom! Teeth Whitening at Chicagoland Smile Group (Up to 83% Off). Two Locations Available.

Like the moon, a set of perfectly white teeth is bright, alluring, and difficult to obtain without 238,857 miles of dental floss. Lasso a luminous glow with today's Groupon to Chicagoland Smile Group. First choose between the following locations: Olympia Fields Dental Associates or Lisle Dental Cent…

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Two or Four 60-Minute Massages at Simply Massage in Chicago Heights (Up to 60% Off)

Without massages, people would relieve tension by squeezing lumps of coal into diamonds and arguing what to do with the world's massive surplus of massage oil. Put resources to good use with today's Groupon to Simply Massage in Chicago Heights. Choose between the following options: For $70, you get …

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$69 for an Interior and Exterior Car-Detailing Package at Superior Hand Car Wash ($153.56 Value)

Professional carwashes replaced at-home cleaning solutions including hosing down cars in the driveway or installing a drive-through dishwasher. Don't let the dish drive away with the spoon with today's Groupon: for $69, you get a car-detailing package at Superior Hand Car Wash (a $153.56 value after…

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$62 for a Spa Package with Facial, Aromatherapy Body Wrap, and Massage at The Body Work & Massage Source ($167.50 Value)

Though pursued throughout history, the Fountain of Youth lost its appeal when explorers who hopped into its waters were immediately kicked out for adult swim. Turn back just enough time with today's Groupon: for $62, you get a spa package (a $167.50 value) at The Body Work & Massage Source. The pack…

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