Writing your name on something gives you legal ownership over that item, which is why John Hancock signed the Constitution. Claim what's yours with today's Groupon: for $12, you get a copy of I Like Book, (a $19.95 value) with shipping (a $5 value) from The I Like Book, redeemable online (a $24.95 t…
The sea has much to teach us—its tides foretell the lunar cycle, its salt treats us to delicious shark jerky, and its colorful creatures prove nature looks better in Blu-ray. Celebrate the big salty puddle's sagacity with today's Groupon for delivered fresh lobster and seafood from GetMaineLobster.c…
Underwater explorers observe things that regular pedestrians can't, from exotic fish to wrecked ships that were loaded with too many exotic-fish tanks. Take an underwater stroll with today's Groupon to Dosil's. Choose between the following options: For $199, you get a PADI Open Water Diver Certifica…
A day at the spa grants sweet respite from a fast-paced world of errands, deadlines, and books on tape read by auctioneers. Savor serenity without speediness with today's Groupon to The Medispa at Shrewsbury. Choose from the following options: For $139, you get six laser hair-removal treatments for …
Before the invention of headphones, ears could only be ornamented with studs, pendants, and cumbersome Christmas lights. Add a more comfortable luster to your listening-parts with today's Groupon: for $8, you get a pair of Groove hanger bud headphones (a $19.99 value) including shipping (an average …
Bagels aren't the only breakfast fare available, but they are the only one that doubles as the steering wheel of a tiny bread car. It's your kitchen and you can drive if you want to with today's Groupon to Bagel Garden in Branchburg. Choose between the following options: For $7, you get $15 worth of…
Regular facials often lead to a glowing complexion, compliments from total strangers, and the ability to purchase Happy Meals without a fake ID. Retaste the cuisine of childhood with today's Groupon for IPL photofacials from Inna Goldfield, RN, located in Medical Aesthetics of New Jersey in East Bru…
America has always been the most extreme country, from the Boston Tea Punchings to having the first man swear on the moon. We hold this shredding guitar solo to be self-evident with today's Groupon: for $99, you get one Dream Car Sprint, which features a 100 mph drive in a Ferrari or Lamborghini wit…
Historic Inn on Rolling Green Acres It's like an illustration from a children's story: five stone and wood buildings sit pertly, grouped together on 12 acres of lush green hills. Tracing this little village, brick paths twine around the neat houses and barn, past floral shrubs and ancient trees. Ori…
If not for necklaces, strings of pearls could only be used to fashion an ostentatious abacus or rappel into the purse of a high-society giantess. Explore pearls' myriad uses with today's Groupon: for $79, you get an 18-inch pearl necklace in a choice of eight colors from My Pacific Pearls' online st…
Without nails, hard-to-reach spots would forever itch and digits would be too delicate to put on finger-puppet renditions of Die Hard. Appreciate your multifunctional features with today's Groupon to Salon Soleil Nails & Spa in Hazlet. Choose between the following options: For $20, you get a basic m…
Musicians often cultivate a dynamic stage persona by filling their shows with multiple costume changes, elaborate choreography, and family-vacation slideshows. Feast your eyes and ears on a thrilling performance with today's GrouponLive deal: for $17, you get one reserved-seating ticket to see Dark …
Like the full moon, magazines appear routinely each month, are the basis of many calendars, and turn a small fraction of their audience into werewolves. Test your lupine levels with today's Groupon: for $10, you get a one-year subscription to O, The Oprah Magazine (up to a $28 value). Each month, O …
A variety show mixes disparate entertainments into one delectable whole, much like a multimedia concert or a slushy made from liquefied comic books and DVDs. Sip on an array of eye-catching acts with today's GrouponLive deal: for $15, you get one general-admission ticket to The Accused: Nightlife on…
Children's historical conceptions are often based only on their school textbooks and grandpa's stories of wrestling a WWII biplane to the ground after eating a single can of spinach. Broaden historical horizons with today's Groupon to the National Constitution Center. Members, active military person…
Working out combines mental toughness with physical strength, much like solving a Sudoku puzzle engraved in stone. Exercise body and mind with today's Groupon to Centrex Sports Club in Red Bank. Choose from the following options: For $20, you get 10 visits (a $150 value). For $36, you get 20 visits …
A weathered face can help one project wisdom or blend in at Mount Rushmore but is otherwise considered undesirable. Stand out from monumental mugs with today's Groupon for face peels from Lash Out! in Red Bank. Choose from the following options: For $29, you get a 30-minute Peel The Difference facia…
Hunger, unlike ambulance sirens, meningitis, and restraining orders, is not something you can safely ignore. Answer the mighty call of a bellowing belly with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $50 worth of upscale contemporary American cuisine for dinner at Moshulu, a floating restaurant docked at Pe…
A day at the spa grants sweet respite from a fast-paced world of errands, deadlines, and books on tape read by auctioneers. Savor serenity without speediness, thanks to today's Groupon to Pure Nature Day Spa in Westfield. Choose from the following options: For 39, you get an organic, deep-cleansing …
Professional family portraits eliminate the at-home blunders of faulty camera timers, thumbs intruding into the frame, and neighbors blocking shots to announce they need their family back. Leave your legacy in professional hands with today's Groupon: for $40, you get an enhanced portrait package wit…
As anyone who has accidentally called a boss "mom" knows, being able to tell who's who is vital to the preservation of dignity. Put life into focus with today's Groupon: for $1,800, you get a complete custom LASIK vision-correction procedure for both eyes at Columbus & Perfection Lasers, with locati…
Teenagers idolize pizza due to its portable nature and refusal to stay in a box, man. Eat your way to independence with today's Groupon: for $20, you get a pizza meal for two from Papa John's's locations in Perth Amboy, Woodbridge, East Brunswick, and Sayreville (up to a $41.02 value). The meal incl…
Watching a movie at home, like visiting the dentist, offers the chance to sit in a comfortable chair while feeling the urge to laugh, cry, or scream. Shout for joy with today's Groupon: for $2, you get five one-night DVD rentals from Blockbuster Express (a $5 value). Blockbuster Express reboots the …
Mount Airy Casino Resort: Casino Fun in the Forest There's a symphony of chirps in the woodlands of northeastern Pennsylvania; storied naturalist John James Audubon visited the Pocono Mountains in 1829 to document the lush upper Lehigh River area, which is populated by bluebirds and woodpeckers. Tod…
The balmy heat of Bikram yoga benefits bodies by loosening muscles, purging toxins, and melting chunks of brain freeze. Soothe your stressed body with today's Groupon to Bikram Yoga Princeton in Plainsboro. Choose from the following options: For $20, you get five yoga classes (a $100 value). For $30…