A laser is a lot like a zamboni for your body, buffing you smooth for a pickup hockey match. Get glossy for game time with today's Groupon to All in One Laser in Watertown. Choose from the following options: For $199, you get six laser hair-removal sessions on a small area (up to a $1,200 value). Fo…
Jewelry can make an outfit sparkle, though only exposure to dangerous amounts of radiation can make it truly glow. Stay safe while looking sharp with today's Groupon: for $50, you get $125 worth of designer jewelry from Catalina De La Torre. This Groupon is valid online only. Catalina De La Torre be…
Creativity can strike at any moment, whether you're near a piece of wood or beside a slumbering strongman and many rolls of toilet paper. Learn to recognize opportune moments with today's Groupon to Calvo Studio in Gloucester. Choose between the following options: For $79, you get an introductory wo…
Massages are a time-honored method of alleviating stress, much like the ancient art of crafting origami swans out of midterm exams. Ace relaxation with today's Groupon to Kýma Med Spa & Skin Health in Norwell. Choose from the following options: For $125, you get one monthly aromatherapy massage for …
Like the moon, a set of perfectly white teeth is bright, alluring, and difficult to obtain without 238,857 miles of dental floss. Lasso a luminous glow with today's Groupon: for $129, you get an at-home Zoom! teeth-whitening kit (a $375 value) or a chair-side Zoom! teeth-whitening treatment (a $550 …
Clock towers fell out of fashion when police found that hypnotherapists had been using the giant timepieces to make citizens say “good morning,” or “good evening,” at systematic intervals throughout the day. Submit to the powers of hypnosis with today's Groupon: for $149, you get three one-hour gast…
Some things are more family-friendly when done on a smaller scale, such as playing golf or sinking battleships. Enjoy an activity at its optimal size with today's Groupon to Monster Mini Golf in Norwood. Choose between the following options: For $16, you get a four black-light mini-golf passes (up t…
The dawn of winter marks the return of snow-covered vistas and the end of attempts to approximate off-season snowballs out of pancake batter. Explore a wonderland with today's Groupon: for $79, you get a two-hour Bog Pond or Franconia Notch State Park snowmobile tour from SledVentures Snowmobile Ren…
Like a sparrow with a broken wing, a human with sore muscles has limited mobility and hindered chances for survival in hawk-ruled society. Get muscles in fight or flight condition with today's Groupon: for $30, you get any 60-minute massage (a $60 value) at First Hand Massage Therapy in Marshfield. …
Unlike a secret shared among friends, a meal shared among friends generally results in fuller stomachs and fewer full-blown criminal investigations. Round up buddies for a felony-free feast with today's Groupon to Montecristo Mexican Grill. Choose between the following options: For $20, you get $40 …
Like winning a water-balloon fight, beating shoppers to the best bargains requires determination, strategy, and a willingness to pelt strangers with water balloons. Bask in hard-earned retail victory with today's Groupon: for $42, you get a chauffeured shopping excursion for two from New England Tri…
Unlike professional athletes, the best professional cleaners don't finish a hard day's work by autographing everything in sight. Bask in untarnished cleanliness with today's Groupon for cleaning services from Bee Green Cleaning. This service is valid within a 20-mile radius of Quincy. Choose between…
Like amateur magicians, childhood toys are full of old gimmicks and appear to wince when sawn in half. Enlist a dependable new plaything instead with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of gaming and hobby merchandise at The Whiz Store in Westborough. The Whiz Store ramps up game night with …
Making a good sandwich, like removing a child's head from between stair balusters, requires delicate handling and a lot of mayonnaise. Marvel at skilled condiment usage with today's Groupon to CJ's Northside Grill in Framingham. Choose between the following options: For $15, you get $30 worth of com…
Robert Frost could have used a local guide when he decided to take the road less traveled by, as he discovered only too late that it was patrolled by feral park rangers. Learn how a tour guide makes all the difference with today's Groupon to Pioneer Brewing Company in Fiskdale. Choose from the follo…
Inner peace is hard to come by, requiring complex negotiations between spleen and kidney. Find harmony more easily with today's Groupon: for $69, you get 10 classes at South End Yoga (a $150 value). South End Yoga's band of certified instructors leads small groups of body benders through a weekly sc…
Cellulite is a dimpling of the skin that universally affects women, men, and children who sleep in beds made out of golf balls. Even out epidermises with today's Groupon: for $26, you get a pair of weight-loss hot pants from Zaggora (a $71.86 value). Shipping is $7.50 within the contiguous United St…
Ice-fishing requires superior patience, knowledge of winter climates, and the ability to coax an ice cube onto a fishhook. Overcome the elements with today's Groupon to Charter the Berkshires Guided Ice Fishing Excursions in Great Barrington. Choose between the following options: For $79, you get a …
Since the rise of the Internet, people have struggled to tear their now-useless phone books in half. Bulk up to succeed where others have failed with today's Groupon to Ten X Club, valid at all four locations. Choose between the following options: For $25, you get 15 full-day gym passes (a $375 valu…
Lighting can set the tone for elegant dinners, ghost stories with friends, and attempts to coax timid party guests back out from under beds. Perfect the mood with today's Groupon to Neena's Lighting, valid at four locations in Boston, Wellesley, and Brookline. Choose from the following options: For …
In 1891, James Naismith mounted two peach baskets on opposite walls of a gym, inventing the rudimentary version of what we know today as “shelving.” Take your basketball off this grand innovation with today's GrouponLive deal: for $8, you get one ticket to see a Boston College men's basketball game …
Like an eccentric uncle, the holidays often sneak up on people and leave tinsel wherever they go. Avoid seasonal surprises with proper preparation from today's Groupon: for $55, you get one ticket to the SnowBall, presented by Santa Claus Anonymous (up to a $75 value). SnowBall takes place 9 p.m.–2 …
Acupuncture is said to unblock the body's energy pathways, similar to the way a busy sidewalk is easily cleared by poking pedestrians with a javelin. Remove troublesome obstacles with today's Groupon to Backworks. Choose between the following options: For $49, you get two 60-minute acupuncture treat…
Regular maintenance reaffirms vehicles' worth, preventing them from loitering in scrap yards and drinking crude oil with old lawn mowers. Keep auto confidence in top condition with today's Groupon to Midas. This Groupon is valid at Midas's locations in Auburn, Framingham, and Worcester. Choose from …
Bodies that are properly maintained perform better, which explains why most Olympic records are held by reanimated mummies. Go for the pharaoh's gold with today's Groupon to Solstice Massage & Bodywork in Danvers. Choose between the following options: For $59, you get a 30-minute sugar scrub and a 3…