Missed Deals in Baltimore

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Two-Hour Sushi-Making Class for One, Two, or Four at I Am Chef Apple (Up To 63% Off)

Consuming raw foods grants increased health as well as the ability to photosynthesize sunlight into David Lee Roth's singing voice. High-kick into health with today's Groupon to I Am Chef Apple. Choose from the following options: For $59, you get admission to a sushi-making class for one (a $125 val…

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$25 for $50 Worth of Home Technology from The Sharper Image

Without high-tech gizmos, depressed utility belts would fill their pockets with cotton balls and passive-aggressively drop superheroes' trousers. Keep your crime-fighting pants fashionably fastened with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $50 worth of home technology from The Sharper Image's online st…

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$45 for $100 Worth of Designer Clothing, Handbags, and Accessories at Newbury and Smith

Clothing keeps people warm and looking fashionable, but its most important duty is replenishing bellybutton lint. Keep navels stocked with today's Groupon: for $45, you get $100 worth of designer clothing, handbags, and accessories at Newbury and Smith. Newbury and Smith's fashionable shopkeepers pe…

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One or Three Detox Body Wraps or Body Wrap with Infrared Sauna Session at Vita Revive (Up to 62% Off)

Bodies that are properly cared for perform better, which explains why most Olympic records are held by reanimated mummies. Go for the pharaoh's gold with today's Groupon to Vita Revive in Parkville. Choose from the following options: For $45, you get one detox body wrap (up to a $100 value). For $11…

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Acupuncture and Massage Package or Community or Private Acupuncture Session at Mount Vernon Wellness (Up to 59% Off)

Accidentally discovered during the boozy revelry of a Chinese pin factory's New Year's party, acupuncture has since developed into both a potent alternative medicine and popular celebrity Jeopardy! category. Put trivia knowledge into practice with today's Groupon to Mount Vernon Wellness. Choose fro…

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$25 for a Dual-Admission Package with Two Beers and Two Entrees at Blob's Park in Jessup (Up to $79.90 Value)

Like waking a hibernating bear, waking a dormant stomach causes violent growls that can only be silenced by plates of schnitzel and 20 minutes of gentle patting. Ward off vicious appetites with today's Groupon: for $25, you get a German meal and show package at Blob's Park in Jessup (up to a $79.90 …

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One or Two Year Subscription to Baltimore Style Magazine

Of all the things available for subscription, magazines have remained the favorite ever since the postmaster general banned beehive-of-the-month clubs. Stay on top of the latest buzz with today's Groupon to Style magazine in Baltimore. Choose between the following options: For $7, you get a one-year…

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One Year of Unlimited Laser Hair Removal at Skin Secrets Med Spa in White Marsh (Up to 97% Off). Four Area Options Available.

The majority of real-life lasers are productive members of society, contrary to their negative Hollywood portrayals as family shrinkers and stealers of guns' jobs. Discover the truth with today's Groupon to Skin Secrets Med Spa in White Marsh. Choose from the following options: For $149, you get one…

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One, Two, or Three Professional At-Home Teeth-Whitening Kits from Smile Bright Teeth Whitening (Up to 70% Off)

Without bright teeth to serve as exit lights, exhaled breath might lose its way and instead escape through the gills that are hidden somewhere on every human body. Keep lapses in evolution from being revealed with today's Groupon from Smile Bright Teeth Whitening. Choose from the following options: …

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Fresh Lobster, Seafood, Steaks, and More from GetMaineLobster.com (51% Off). Two Options Available.

The sea has much to teach us—its tides foretell the lunar cycle, its salt treats us to delicious shark jerky, and its colorful creatures prove nature looks better in Blu-ray. Celebrate the big salty puddle's sagacity with today's Groupon to GetMaineLobster.com. Choose between the following options: …

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Dinner for Two or Four at Grille 700 at the Baltimore Marriott Waterfront (Up to 64% Off)

Dining etiquette requires one to use a soupspoon for gazpacho, a dessertspoon for crème brûlée, and chopsticks for fitting in when dining with walrus. Learn to harness an arsenal of utensils with today's Groupon to Grille 700 at the Baltimore Marriott Waterfront. Choose between the following options…

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6 or 12 Zerona Treatments and One Venus Freeze Session at Physicians Weight Loss Centers in Columbia (Up to 65% Off)

Light comes in many forms—be it beautiful, like a rainbow, practical, like a laser, or awe-inspiring, like an applause sign's first live studio performance. Harness the beautifying power of light with today's Groupon to Physicians Weight Loss Centers in Columbia. Choose between the following options…

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Cupcake Decorating 101 Class for Two or Four at Charm City Cupcakes (Up to 53% Off)

Before cupcake pans, personalized dessert portions were made by baking full-size cakes and shrinking them in the dryer. Skip extra steps with today's Groupon to Charm City Cupcakes. Choose between the following options: For $68, you get a Cupcake Decorating 101 class for two, including decorating ki…

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$25 for $50 Worth of Floral Arrangements and Gifts at Wilhide's Unique Flowers & Gifts in Ellicott City

Like a bowlful of M&Ms, flowers liven up parties, add a splash of color to any room, and scream when you eat them. Add botanical pizzazz to your day with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $50 worth of floral arrangements and gifts at Wilhide's Unique Flowers & Gifts in Ellicott City. Family owned an…

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One or Two Dozen Cake Pops or Cupcakes or a Custom Cake at Oooh So Sweet (Up to 56% Off)

Although receiving one's just deserts can be unpleasant, eating a meal of just desserts is the only way to consume the FDA's recommended daily allowance of frosting. Meet your mouthwatering nutritional needs with today's Groupon to Oooh So Sweet. Choose from the following options: For $12, you get o…

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Two-Hour Winemaker's Pairing Dinner for Two or Four at Gitan Bistro Cru

Food and wine tastings allow people to diversify their palates in one day, a feat previously attainable only by cramming five frozen dinners and a variety pack of juice boxes into a blender. Savor expanding horizons with today's Groupon to Gitan Bistro Cru. Choose between the following options: For …

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$10 for a Pulled-Pork or Chicken Barbecue Meal for Two with Sides and Drinks at Jumpers Grille in Pasadena ($22.56 Value)

Barbecuing, like painting, usually entails the use of a brush, a master's touch, and the building anticipation to eat your finished product. Enjoy saucy masterworks with today's Groupon: for $10, you get a barbecue meal for two (a $22.56 value) at Jumpers Grille in Pasadena. The meal includes the fo…

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$26 for Pair of Weight-Loss Hot Pants from Zaggora ($71.86 Value)

Cellulite is a dimpling of the skin that universally affects women, men, and children who sleep in beds made out of golf balls. Even out epidermises with today's Groupon: for $26, you get a pair of weight-loss hot pants from Zaggora (a $71.86 value). Shipping is $7.50 within the contiguous United St…

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Wine Tasting or Wine Tasting with Duo Cheese Plate at Crush Winehouse in Annapolis

Drinking wine is an activity that sometimes makes people believe they're funnier, smarter, and two feet taller than they actually are. Bask in the power of belief with today's Groupon to Crush Winehouse in Annapolis. Choose between two options: $25 for $50 worth of wine and a duo cheese plate (a $9 …

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$49 for Carpet Cleaning for Three Rooms from Super Scrub ($150 Value)

Carpets, like dogs, often hide under the dining-room table and let out audible whimpers when threatened with bath time. Make your carpets howl like the beasts they are with today's Groupon: for $49, you get carpet cleaning in three rooms of up to 600 square feet of total area from Super Scrub (a $15…

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$59 for Hand-Delivered Fraser Fir Christmas Tree from Five Star Holiday Decor ($159 Value)

Although evergreen trees represent the holiday spirit, they are also the bullies of the arboreal world, taunting their deciduous counterparts by name-dropping Santa and hogging all the cute squirrels. Imbue ornery trees with cheer with today's Groupon: for $59, you get a hand-delivered Fraser fir Ch…

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$15 for $30 Toward a Personalized Children's Book from I See Me!

The Library of Alexandria was where ancient Egyptian scholars invented both world-changing mathematical theorems and shushing. Brush up on book learning with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 toward a personalized children's book from I See Me!'s online store. Endorsed by celebrity moms Brooke S…

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Painting for One or Two Rooms or $199 for $600 Worth of à la Carte Services from The Painting Company (Up to 72% Off)

A home is a lot like a Rubik's cube—many people attempt to properly coordinate its shapes and colors, but few can do so without painting over the entire thing. Solve puzzling design problems with today's Groupon to The Painting Company. Painters will travel to residences in Ann Arundel, Howard count…

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“Lost and Found: The Secrets of Archimedes” Outing for Two or Four at The Walters Art Museum (Up to 55% Off)

By studying ancient texts, museum curators often uncover an author's secret struggle to render cursive capitals or prop up his ice cream cone in the spine's fold while working. Study the habits of ancient writers with today's Groupon to Lost and Found: The Secrets of Archimedes at The Walters Art Mu…

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5 or 10 Hot Power-Yoga Classes at Utkatasana Yoga (Up to 75% Off)

Yoga challenges the mind and body without the violence and hurt feelings of full-contact chess. Steer clear of overaggressive pawns with today's Groupon to Utkatasana Yoga. Choose between the following options: For $15, you get 5 yoga classes (a $50 value). For $25, you get 10 yoga classes (a $100 v…

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