Missed Deals in Asheville

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$44 for a Coach-Class Tour at Kersey Valley Zipline ($89 Value)

Until mankind first stepped outside in 1934, nature was thought to be a fanciful myth, like yogurt or the clutch hitter. Spend a few hours soaring through the fresh air of truth with today's Groupon: for $44, you get a 2.5-hour Coach Class Tour with Kersey Valley Zipline in High Point (an $89 value)…

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$15 for a Scandinavian Koozie from Sküüzi ($29.99 Value)

Holding a cold beverage is a leading cause of frostbite, and a less embarrassing cause of frostbite to tell your doctor about than tickling a snowman. Keep extremities extra warm with today's Groupon: for $15, you get a Scandinavian koozie from Sküüzi (a $29.99 value). The skilled folks in the Wool …

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Three or Six Cellulite-Reducing Endermologie Sessions at Cadence's Body Contouring & Health Spa (Up to 56% Off)

Humans maintain their bodies for the same reasons they maintain their houses: to keep the neighbors friendly and to disguise the fact that an alien lives inside them. Keep up appearances with today's Groupon to Cadence's Body Contouring & Health Spa. Choose between the following options: For $142, y…

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$65 for a Dental Package with Exam, Cleaning, and X-rays at Laurelwood Family Dentistry (Up to $327 Value)

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure, much to the chagrin of brokers who invested heavily in cure. Get in while prevention's still hot with today's Groupon: for $65, you get a dental package at Laurelwood Family Dentistry (up to a $327 total value) that includes: A comprehensive exam (up …

%50 discount $65.00 $32.00 Deal expired.

60- or 90-Minute Massage at Serenity Therapeutic Massage in Black Mountain (51% Off)

Massages are a time-honored method of alleviating stress, much like the ancient art of crafting origami swans out of midterm exams. Ace relaxation with today's Groupon to Serenity Therapeutic Massage in Black Mountain. Choose between the following options: For $32, you get a 60-minute massage (a $65…

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$20 for a One-Hour Archery Lesson for Two at Heritage Outdoors in Fletcher ($40 Value)

Archery helps maintain nature's balance—hunters wield bows to keep deer populations in check, while Cupid's arrows make deer fall in love. Keep the circle of life moving with today's Groupon: for $20, you get one hour of archery instruction for two, including rental of a bow and arrow, at Heritage O…

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Casino Cruise and Buffet for One or Two from The Big “M” Casino in Little River (Up to Half Off)

When river runners of yesteryear wanted to gamble, they simply took bets on who could noodle the largest catfish or survive the longest without vitamin C. Partake in healthier river gambling with today's Groupon for one or two people to travel aboard The Big “M” Casino in Little River. Choose betwee…

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$15 for $30 Toward a Personalized Children's Book from I See Me!

The Library of Alexandria was where ancient Egyptian scholars invented both world-changing mathematical theorems and shushing. Brush up on book learning with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 toward a personalized children's book from I See Me!'s online store. Endorsed by celebrity moms Brooke S…

%63 discount $71.00 $26.00 Deal expired.

$26 for Pair of Weight-Loss Hot Pants from Zaggora ($71.86 Value)

Cellulite is a dimpling of the skin that universally affects women, men, and children who sleep in beds made out of golf balls. Even out epidermises with today's Groupon: for $26, you get a pair of weight-loss hot pants from Zaggora (a $71.86 value). Shipping is $7.50 within the contiguous United St…

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$5 for $10 Worth of Frozen-Yogurt Treats at TCBY

Though frozen yogurt's tangy swirls are best known for containing less fat than ice cream, they also form the country of Antarctica's foundation. Dive into a palatable paradise with today's Groupon: for $5, you get $10 worth of soft-serve frozen yogurt, desserts, and smoothies at TCBY on Hendersonvi…

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$59 for an In-Home Icing Teeth Whitening from Bling Dental ($199 Value)

Movie stars maintain gleaming-white grins not only to look good on the red carpet but also to double as flashlights during haunted-house investigation scenes. Become your own beacon with today's Groupon: for $59, you get an in-home Icing teeth-whitening treatment from Bling Dental (a $199 value). Bl…

%53 discount $90.00 $42.00 Deal expired.

6 or 12 Drop-In Classes at Lighten Up Yoga (Up to 53% Off)

Yoga challenges the mind and body without the violence and hurt feelings of full-contact chess. Steer clear of overaggressive pawns with today's Groupon to Lighten Up Yoga. Choose between the following options: For $42, you get 6 drop-in classes (up to a $90 value). For $70, you get 12 drop-in class…

%50 discount $105.00 $52.00 Deal expired.

$52 for Three Hours of Household Cleaning from Shop and Clean 123 ($105 Value)

Messy homes tend to attract bothersome pests, such as insects, rodents, and fast-talking vacuum salesmen. Deter invaders with today's Groupon: for $52, you get three hours of household cleaning from Shop and Clean 123. This deal is valid for homes within Buncombe County and can be redeemed anytime M…

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$2 for Five One-Night DVD Rentals from Any Blockbuster Express ($5 Value)

Watching a movie at home, like visiting the dentist, offers the chance to sit in a comfortable chair while feeling the urge to laugh, cry, or scream. Shout for joy with today's Groupon: for $2, you get five one-night DVD rentals from Blockbuster Express (a $5 value). Blockbuster Express reboots the …

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Two, Four, or Eight Sculpting Treatments for Face or Body at D'Ippolito Family Chiropractic Center (Up to 62% Off)

Although your body is a temple, covering yourself in bits of stained glass and swallowing thousands of candles has yet to be proven an effective beautification method. Shine up your shrine with today's Groupon to D'Ippolito Family Chiropractic Center. Choose from the following options: For $90, you …

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$29 for a One-Year Basic Roadside-Assistance Membership from AAA Carolinas ($59 Value)

Most cars are more fragile and temperamental than their steely exteriors would suggest, having been rapidly overbred during their initial domestication. Fortify your four-wheeled friend with today's Groupon: for $29, you get a one-year basic membership from AAA Carolinas (a $59 value), valid for any…

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Southern-Inspired Dinner with Appetizers and Entrees for Two or Four at Square 1 Cafe in Hendersonville (Up to 57% Off)

The most common way to experience the Deep South is to find a street magician and hope he pulls a shiny Louisiana-state quarter from your ear. Today's Groupon to Square 1 Cafe in Hendersonville presents another option when there are no illusionists handy. Choose between the following options: For $2…

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$49 for an Introductory Flying Lesson at Big Air Aviation in Rutherfordton ($100 Value)

Like riding a motorcycle, flying an airplane is an opportunity to don a leather jacket, get closer to the sunset, and earn the admiration of an entire Wendy's staff by going through the drive-thru. Rise to new heights with today's Groupon: for $49, you get a private introductory flying lesson at Big…

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$7 for $14 Worth of Subs and Salads at Monte's Sub Shop

A sandwich, like a wallet, safely contains its precious contents, fits comfortably into a back pocket, and is rarely found by the police once it's been stolen. Ingest breaded hot commodities with today's Groupon: for $7, you get $14 worth of subs and salads at Monte's Sub Shop in Hendersonville. Mon…

%50 discount $50.00 $25.00 Deal expired.

$25 for $50 Worth of Custom-Made Silver Charms from i declare!

Writing your name on something gives you legal ownership over that item, which is why John Hancock signed the Constitution. Claim what's yours with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $50 worth of customizable silver charm jewelry from i declare! online. To make every charm of her exclusive sterling-s…

%56 discount $80.00 $35.00 Deal expired.

Swedish Massage or Spa Package at Spa de la Vie (Up to 56% Off)

Giving yourself a massage, like throwing yourself a surprise birthday party or asking for your own hand in marriage, is a surefire disappointment. Leave kneading to the knowledgeable with today's Groupon to Spa de la Vie. Choose between the following options: For $35, you get a one-hour Swedish mass…

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Dog Grooming or Two Nights of Boarding at Canine Shear Heaven

Though dogs can take care of themselves, they choose not to—instead focusing their efforts on chasing squirrels, licking marmalade off babies, and learning American Sign Language. Give hard-working dogs the attention they deserve with today's Groupon to Canine Shear Heaven. Choose between the follow…

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$20 for Five Yoga Classes at Weaverville Yoga (Up to $50 Value)

Yoga is one of the world's oldest forms of exercise, second only to holding the earth on your shoulders. Practice ancient athleticism with today's Groupon: for $20, you get five yoga classes at Weaverville Yoga (up to a $50 value). Weaverville Yoga's passionate instructors help aspiring yogis pose, …

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Three-Course Meal for Two, Four, or Six at India Garden Restaurant

Known for its spices, Indian fare jolts the taste buds in a manner that kissing an electrical socket could never match. Enjoy shockingly good cuisine with today's Groupon to India Garden Restaurant. Choose from the following options: For $25, you get a meal for two (up to a $59.98 total value, inclu…

%82 discount $450.00 $79.00 Deal expired.

$79 for an Authentic 18-Inch Pearl Necklace with 14-Karat Gold Clasp from My Pacific Pearls ($450 Value)

To secure their glistening baubles from sneaky pearl divers, oysters hide all their necklaces in treasure chests disguised as sleeping sharks. Sport the attractive spoils of shark defiance with today's Groupon: for $79, you get an 18-inch pearl necklace in a choice of eight colors from My Pacific Pe…

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