Like glaciers and tectonic plates, teeth are slowly yet surely on the move as they attempt to turn their host's mouth into frozen tundra and then rip it apart like a bite-size Pangaea. Defeat devious teeth with today's Groupon: for $2,999, you get a complete Invisalign treatment from Dr. Joseph Serr…
Eyeglasses replaced more antiquated vision correction techniques, such as exorcising ill humors or demanding that a captive genie invent laser surgery. Support innovative technology with today's Groupon: for $49, you get $200 toward one pair of prescription lenses and frames at Cunningham Vision Cen…
In popular culture, Santa Claus appears a paradoxical figure, generous with children's gifts, but stingy with tips for the Easter Bunny. Enjoy Santa's largesse with today's Groupon: for $9, you get a 10”x17” gold-level scroll from Santa.com (a $19.99 value). Santa.com's dedicated elves apply St. Nic…
The majority of real-life lasers are productive members of society, contrary to their negative Hollywood portrayals as family shrinkers and stealers of guns' jobs. Discover the truth with today's Groupon to Advanced Esthetics. Choose from the following options: For $149, you get six laser hair-remov…
Like the framework of a mighty skyscraper, the core helps humans hold up the weight of the sky. Stay firm against the firmament with today's Groupon to Gyrotonic Ann Arbor & The Movement Center. Choose between the following options: For $49, you get a four-session fitness package (up to a $150 value…
Having sore muscles, like signing a five-year lease or wearing lead socks, makes it difficult to move. Evict tensely wound tenants with today's Groupon for spa treatments at Relaxation & Ultimate Bodywork. Choose from the following options: For $49, you get one 90-minute traditional massage (a $100 …
Exercise keeps the body in peak condition, which explains the marbleized ThighMaster lying next to Michelangelo's David. Enjoy an anatomical renaissance with today's Groupon: for $35, you get five Barre Intensity or spinning classes at Vie Fitness & Spa (up to a $100 value). Vie Fitness & Spa, a bou…
Your clothes define you as an individual much more accurately than the dictionary, which curiously defines "you" as a preposition. Become synonymous with style with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of new and recycled clothing and accessories at Ragstock's Ann Arbor location, or the Clint…
Keeping teeth clean and white is the first and only step in coping with the fact that your skeleton is slowly escaping from your body through your mouth. Deal with it with today's Groupon: for $99, you get a teeth-whitening package (a $700 total value) at Comprehensive Dentistry in Ypsilanti. The pa…
A man's home is his castle, and his lawn is the lush carpet on which pages bring him sacrificial hoagies. Keep their regal walkway plush with today's Groupon: for $75, you get fall sprinkler winterization and spring start-up service from Turf Pro Inc (a $150 value). This Groupon is valid for abodes …
Outer beauty, unlike a carbon footprint and the enjoyment from a lifetime membership to Disneyland, fades with age. Defy the trappings of time with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $50 worth of spa services at Douglas J Aveda Institute. This Groupon is good for all spa services but is not valid for…
After he took the throne, Napoleon instituted the tradition of serving bread with every meal to put his mother's baguette-heavy care packages to use. Indulge in French tradition with today's Groupon to Zou Zou's Cafe in Chelsea. Choose between the following options: For $21, you get a French meal fo…
Creative talents, like houseplants and celebrities, wilt without proper attention. Keep your artsy-ness alive and well with today's Groupon to Brighton Beads and More. Choose between the following options: For $34, you get a three-class jewelry-making course (a $68 value). Available courses are list…
Driving a shiny car is a great way to experience luxurious transportation without the hassle of chartering a yacht or riding a peacock to work. Transform regular vehicles into ritzy rides with today's Groupon: for $129, you get a complete detail package, including a Renu-A-Shine treatment and Inner …
Today's modern world, with its plethora of countries, panoply of waterways, and constantly changing laws about what is and what isn't mail fraud, is as confusing as it is stressful. Get a clear definition of relaxation with today's Groupon to Eleven West Salon & Spa in Ypsilanti. Choose between the …
Recent studies show that using nutritional supplements can maximize workouts, allowing exercisers to run the 40-yard dash in only 20 yards. Garner your fitness efforts with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of groceries and vitamins at The BetterHealth Store, valid at 13 Michigan locations…
Costumes befit numerous occasions, such as acting in historical dramas, testing out new career paths, and shielding regular clothes while punching eyeholes in pumpkins. Protect your pedestrian threads with today's Groupon: for $18, you get $40 worth of costumes and accessories at Fantasy Attic Costu…
Before waxing, unwanted hair was given impossible brainteasers with the hope that follicles would pull themselves out in frustration. Celebrate swift hair removal with today's Groupon to Delicate Beauty Therapeutic Spa. Choose between the following options: For $119, you get six Radiancy long-term h…
Children's clothing projects a special force field around its wearer that blocks out the adult world, which is why children don't understand injustice until they're forced to take a bath. Keep your child's world unburdened with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $50 worth of girls' clothing from Pixy…
Hockey teams are often named after intimidating natural phenomena, such as the Tampa Bay Lightning, the Colorado Avalanche, and the Tuscaloosa Puberty. Experience the fury with today's GrouponLive deal: for $20, you get two tickets to a University of Michigan men's hockey game at Yost Ice Arena (a $…
Caring for your body is a task that knows no end, much like counting all the stars in the night sky or shaving Mount Rushmore. Attend to your anatomy and protect your health with today's Groupon for heat-therapy treatments at Natural Body Health & Wellness. Choose between the following options: For …
Surf and turf used to be bitter foes, but bonded over their rhyming names and a common love of hanging out with baked potatoes. Taste a classic partnership with today's Groupon to Diamonds Steak and Seafood in Howell. Choose between the following options: For $35, you get dinner for two (up to a $81…
Like a soap opera, a corn maze involves many twists and turns, long-lost individuals, and classic villains with no discernable endgame. Revel in the drama of maze navigation with today's Groupon to Talladay Farms in Milan. Choose from the following options: For $6, you get two tickets to the regular…
A shapely haircut diverts attention from unflattering accessories such as neck bolts or a sweater depicting you getting a bad haircut. Display a new 'do with today's Groupon to Shear Style. Choose from the following options: For $19, you get a package (up to an $80 total value) that includes: Haircu…
Eyeglasses correct vision, make people look more intelligent, and—when worn upside down—enable a dormant wad of gray matter in the brain to control the Hubble Telescope. Unleash your satellite-wielding capacities with today's Groupon: for $75, you get $200 worth of house-label prescription eyeglasse…