Missed Deals in Albuquerque

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$99 for 25 Units of Botox or Xeomin at Drs. Lui & Rowe M.D. Integrative Medicine Spa ($337.50 Value)

Isaac Newton discovered gravity not when cranially assaulted by a falling apple, but upon noticing his sagging jowls while examining the forehead bruise in the mirror. Help reverse the Newtonian burden with today's Groupon: for $99, you get 25 units of Botox or Xeomin at Drs. Lui & Rowe M.D. Integra…

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$20 for One Ticket to Best of the City from "Albuquerque The Magazine" at 6 p.m. on Friday, December 2 ($40 Value)

A night out fosters lifelong memories while giving houses the chance to molt in private. Leave your domicile to its own devices with today's Groupon: for $20, you get one ticket to the Best of the City event on Friday, December 2, from 6 p.m. to 10 p.m. at Hard Rock Hotel & Casino Albuquerque, hoste…

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$99 for One LipoLaser Session at Mariposa Body Sculpting Center in Santa Fe ($333 Value)

Lasers can be used for a variety of purposes, such as pointing at pie charts or constructing a security system to finally keep gingerbread men trapped inside cookie jars. Use condensed light to target nonpastry physiques with today's Groupon: for $99, you get one LipoLaser session at Mariposa Body S…

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Mystic Spray Tan or One or Three Months of UV Tanning at Soleil Tanning and Skincare (Up to 58% Off)

Like a shrewd defense attorney, a spray tan can provide the plausible alibi of a Caribbean vacation. Achieve a skin tone to match the bronze scales of justice with today's Groupon to Soleil Tanning and Skincare. Choose from the following options: For $16, you get one Mystic spray tan (a $35 value). …

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$10 for $20 Worth of Tea and Café Fare Tuesday–Friday or Saturday and Sunday at Mes Amis Teahouse

Like steam engines and cryogenically frozen sea monkeys, tea leaves come to life with just a little hot water. Harness the transformative power of hydration with today's Groupon to Mes Amis Teahouse. Choose between the following options: For $10, you get $20 worth of tea and café fare Tuesday–Friday…

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Men's or Women's Cut and Style, Highlighting Treatment, or Coloring Treatment at RockIt Hair Studio (Up to 67% Off)

A good stylist can wield scissor blades well enough to sculpt a flawless hairdo, slice vegetables in midair, or cut a piece of construction paper into an exact outline of the Polynesian triangle. Procure a talented stylist with today's Groupon to RockIt Hair Studio, only valid for hair services from…

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One or Two Hours of Lawn-Debris or Snow Cleanup from Artefacto Landscapes (Up to 57% Off)

A man's home is his castle, and his lawn is the lush carpet on which pages bring him sacrificial hoagies. Prune their regal entry with today's Groupon to Artefacto Landscapes, valid for homes in Albuquerque and Rio Rancho. Choose between the following options: For $39, you get one hour of lawn-debri…

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Dry Cleaning or Wedding-Dress Preservation at Starbright Cleaners (Up to 51% Off). Ten Locations Available.

Cleaning clothes without water and walking on the moon both sound impossible, and yet seeing Buzz Aldrin's space suit at the dry cleaner's provides evidence of both. Defy skeptics with today's Groupon to Starbright Cleaners, valid at 10 locations. Choose from the following options: For $15, you get …

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Car-Care Punch Card from Auto Care Super Saver. Two Locations Available.

The car was invented to get commuters directly from point A to point B, which made life easier but destroyed the once-thriving tourism industry of Point C. Visit all points on the map with today's Groupon: for $33, you get a car-care punch card from Auto Care Super Saver (a $79.99 value). Choose fro…

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Hot-Stone Massage or Muscle Melt Treatment at Urban Escape Massage & Bodywork in Rio Rancho (Up to 54% Off)

When preparing for hot-stone massages, therapists pick out the smoothest river stones for placement on tense muscles and the most misshapen ones for throwing off the bridge later. Keep your aura in working order with today's Groupon to Urban Escape Massage & Bodywork in Rio Rancho. Choose from the f…

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$10 for Weekend Outing for Two to Christmas in New Mexico Presented by Zia Arts & Crafts Festival (Up to $36 Value)

Like an eccentric uncle, the holidays often sneak up on people and leave tinsel wherever they go. Deck the halls with today's Groupon: for $10, you get two weekend passes to Christmas in New Mexico on November 18–20, presented by Zia Arts & Crafts Festival at the Expo New Mexico fairgrounds (up to a…

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$10 for a 1 Lb. Box of Gourmet Baklava from Yiayia Maria's Kitchen ($20 Value)

Like a Woody Allen film, baklava is multilayered, a little bit nutty, and a welcome addition to extended jury deliberations. Bite into a multifaceted treat with today's Groupon: for $10, you get a 1-pound box of gourmet baklava at Yiayia Maria's Kitchen. Groupon customers will also receive $5 off th…

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$40 for $100 Toward Custom Framing at High Desert Art & Frame

Pictures propped against walls, crammed in closets, or suspended in midair by picture-thieving magpies can't be beheld. Today's Groupon increases art visibility: for $40, you get $100 toward custom framing and any store merchandise at High Desert Art & Frame. High Desert's professional framers imbue…

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30-, 60-, or 90-Minute Swedish Massage at Touched by an Angels Wing in Santa Fe (Up to 57% Off)

Giving yourself a massage, like throwing yourself a surprise birthday party or asking for your own hand in marriage, is a surefire disappointment. Leave kneading to the knowledgeable with today's Groupon to Touched by an Angels Wing in Santa Fe. Choose from the following options: For $20, you get a …

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Four Laser Hair-Removal Treatments on a Small, Medium, or Large Area at Eternal Youth Medical Spa (Up to 88% Off)

Hair is like detailed knowledge of X-Files plotlines—although extremely useful, revealing too much of it in the wrong place can sink your social life. Abduct rogue hairs with technology invented by a shadowy group of elites known only as the Syndicate with today's Groupon to Eternal Youth Medical Sp…

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Two, Five, or Ten Open-Play Passes to ABQ's Playroom (Up to 61% Off)

A child's imagination, like the universe or a confused soccer player, knows no bounds. Nurture blossoming creativity with today's Groupon to ABQ's Playroom. Choose from the following options: For $9, you get two passes for open play (up to an $18 value). For $19, you get five passes for open play (u…

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$15 for $30 Worth of Groceries at Kaune's Neighborhood Market in Santa Fe

A well-rounded diet embraces eats from all the food pyramid's categories, including vegetables, soft rocks, water, and vitamin water. Assemble a complete meal with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of groceries at Kaune's Neighborhood Market in Santa Fe. In business for more than a century…

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Windshield Chip Repair or $35 for $80 Toward Windshield Replacement at AAA Auto Glass Guys (Up to 56% Off)

Before windshields, automobile drivers protected their eyes with special goggles or by driving everywhere in reverse. Keep your eyes in front of you with today's Groupon to AAA Auto Glass Guys. Choose between the following options: For $12, you get one chip repair (a $25 value). For $35, you get $80…

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$20 for an Authentic Vietnamese Meal for Two at Miss Sai Gon Bar & Grill (Up to $43.85 Value)

Eating healthy can raise questions such as, "Are crayons a fruit or a vegetable?" and "How many steaks does a growing baby need?" Answer culinary inquiries with today's Groupon: for $20, you get an authentic Vietnamese meal for two at Miss Sai Gon Bar & Grill (up to a $43.85 total value). The meal i…

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$39 for a Microcurrent Facial Treatment at Natural Healing New Mexico ($100 Value)

Studies show that modulating one's facial expression instantly builds camaraderie, whether by laughing at a joke, frowning at a sad story, or making empathetic fish lips at an unemployed merman. Prep your kisser for many roles with today's Groupon: for $39, you get a microcurrent facial treatment at…

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Two-Month Gym Membership with Unlimited Tanning for One, Two, or Four to Snap Fitness (Up to 84% Off)

Going to the gym is a safe way to work out, unlike doing streetlight pull-ups or fighting public-disturbance charges. Lift lawfully with today's Groupon to Snap Fitness, valid at four Albuquerque locations. Choose from the following three options: For $19, you get a two-month membership with unlimit…

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Dinner for Two or Four at Brasserie La Provence

Eating is necessary for human survival, along with breathing, sleeping, and remaining still while a curious velociraptor rummages through your closet. Practice survival tactics with today's Groupon to Brasserie La Provence. Choose from the following options: For $35, you get dinner for two (up to a …

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$30 for a One-Hour Massage at Body Wisdom Therapeutics ($75 Value)

Having sore muscles, like signing a five-year lease or wearing lead socks, makes it difficult to move. Evict tensely wound tenants with today's Groupon: for $30, you get a one-hour wellness massage including aromatherapy and deep-tissue treatment at Body Wisdom Therapeutics (a $75 value). At Body Wi…

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Four or Six Hours of DJ and Emcee Services with Professional Lighting from Musicology

The term disc jockey harks back to an era when radio stations played music on records and radio personalities earned their jobs by surviving eight seconds on the back of a bucking laser disc. Make old terminology the life of the party with today's Groupon to Musicology. Choose between the following …

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$20 for $40 Worth of Sushi and Asian Fare at Umami Sushi and Asian Restaurant

Like romance novels, dumplings fit tempting tidbits into a small but steamy package. Passionately devour cuisine with today's Groupon: for $20, you get $40 worth of sushi and Asian fare at Umami Sushi and Asian Restaurant. The chefs at Umami Sushi and Asian Restaurant mix fresh ingredients into flav…

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