A mattress's softness and large, rectangular shape make it useful for cradling human bodies or being stuffed into the billfold of a giant after you've stolen all of his enormous credit cards. Spend some time with a large, soft quadrilateral with today's Groupon: for $499, you get a queen-size, 10-in…
If woolly mammoths had mastered the triple Lutz, they would've made it out of the Ice Age and into the Bronze Age, if not the Silver or Gold Age. Ensure your long-term survival with today's Groupon to Kent State University Ice Arena. Choose from the following options: For $12, you get an ice-skating…
Without photographic evidence, it's hard to know if things such as aliens, Abraham Lincoln, or true love have ever existed. Package evidence of your own being for later generations to study with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $50 worth of photo books, cards, and more from Mixbook. With Mixbook's …
Secluded Resort Nestled in Wooded Countryside Nestled in the heart of northern Ohio's snow belt, a forest of oak, maple, and birch trees—decked out each winter in a mantle of white—spreads across 700 acres of peaceful countryside. Tucked into this bucolic scenery is Quail Hollow Resort, which offers…
Blankets provide warmth at night, security capes for children, and nourishment for roaming hordes of goats. Wrap up in a personalized wonder-covering with today's Groupon: for $64, you get a custom 70"x53" photo blanket (a $129 value, shipping included) from PhotoWeavers, a family-owned textile mill…
Before people learned to tiptoe around, everybody always knew exactly who was sneaking the pizza from the fridge at night. Appreciate even more skills of the pointed foot with today's Groupon to Ohio Conservatory of Ballet. Each course consists of one class per week over a two-month period. Choose b…
Like a materialistic lover, pie filling doesn't play nice unless you fork over a lot of dough and give it some sugar. Have a slice with today's Groupon to Yummy's Bakery in Rootstown. Choose from the following options: For $12, you get 2 pounds of flavored fudge (a $24 value). For $10, you get $20 w…
Without zoos, there wouldn't be anywhere to view penguins sewing tuxedos in their natural habitat. See the dapper side of nature with today's Groupon to Akron Zoo. Choose between the following options: For $6, you get admission for two people during the winter season (a $12 value). The zoo's winter …
The most beloved rock stars manage to seem both iconic and down-to-earth, like a trucker hat placed atop a presidential bust. Revel among the masses with today's GrouponLive deal to see Guns N' Roses at the Covelli Centre on Wednesday, December 7, at 8 p.m. Doors open at 7 p.m. Choose between the fo…
Like garden weeds, nails continue to grow no matter how frequently you nibble on them. Tend your digital plots with today's Groupon to Salon LaVish in Wooster. Choose between the following options: For $26, you get a basic mani-pedi (a $53 value). For $33, you get a Shellac mani-pedi (a $66 value). …
A great haircut can inspire even the most listless and despondent of scalps, much like a papier-mâché crown of Chicken Soup for the Soul essays. Give your head a pick-me-up with today's Groupon to Shannon Leigh's Salon in Medina. Choose between the following options: For $57, you get a cut and color…
The human spine is flexible enough to withstand a variety of activities, including early-morning stretches and late-night limbos under mall-security lasers. Give a hardworking backbone a tune-up with today's Groupon: for $49, you get a chiropractic treatment package at Streetsboro Chiropractic Clini…
Crafting a miniature statuette of yourself is a necessary first step toward founding an awards ceremony that commends people for sharing your taste in fashion and facial hair. Await the acceptance speeches with today's Groupon: for $30, you get $60 worth of custom bobbleheads or mini statues from 1M…
Chicken Soup for the Chicken's Soul is the least sold title in the series because chickens are stoic creatures adept at illegally downloading e-books. Take comfort in the comforts only these flavorful file sharers can give with today's Groupon: for $35, you get the chicken-soup comfort package from …
Progressive rock can be both challenging and accessible, much like a James Joyce pop-up book or a mathematical proof written in barbecue sauce. Calculate the thrills of the incalculably catchy with today's GrouponLive deal: for $18, you get one reserved ticket to see Todd Rundgren's Utopia at the Ak…
Without regular care, people often lose confidence in their nails, letting high-fives become waist-level threes and jazz hands turn into manual Muzak. Show off proud digits with today's Groupon: for $30, you get a mani-pedi package at The Scissor Room in Munroe Falls (a $62 total value). The package…
Unlike DNA or a propensity to yell at the TV, hair color is a trait over which people can assert their control. Establish shade sovereignty with today's Groupon to Sara Fraraccio Hair and Beauty Boutique in Fairlawn. Choose between the following options: For $41, you get a haircut-and-color package …
If left to its own devices, a house will forswear bathing, fill its interior with half-chewed Doritos, and refuse to clean up after its dust bunnies. Show your home who's boss with today's Groupon: for $49, you get a three-room carpet cleaning for up to 750 square feet from Excel Fabric Care (up to …
The alphabet was originally invented so that babies wouldn't realize they'd been tricked into thinking a few crummy wooden blocks were toys. However, it can also be used to string letters into words, as today's Groupon from Frame The Alphabet proves. Choose between the following options: For $65, yo…
Like the Rubik's cube, swing-dance-revival revivals, and the swimsuit portion of the presidential debates, celebrity news can provide hours of entertainment for average Americans. Keep up with Hollywood's finest with today's Groupon: for $30, you get 52 issues of Us Weekly (a $67 value). Since 1977,…
Like violins, cars announce their need for a tune-up by squeaking shrilly and leaking oil every time you play Mahler. Keep your ride purring pleasantly with today's Groupon: for $17, you get the better oil-change package at Ziegler Tire (a $35 value), valid in Canton, North Canton, and on Lincoln Wa…
Putting a man on the moon was briefly considered mankind's greatest achievement, until Neil Armstrong invented sliced bread. Savor civilization's finest creation with today's Groupon: for $3, you get two original chicken sandwiches at Chick-fil-A in Cuyahoga Falls (a $6.30 total value). Credited wit…
Keeping teeth clean and white is the first and only step in coping with the fact that your skeleton is slowly escaping from your body through your mouth. Deal with it with today's Groupon: for $60, you get one SpaWhite express teeth-whitening session at Amadeus Spa in Canton (a $119 value). Amadeus …
Often used for toting memorable subpoenas or slices of deli meat, books also make for handy spots to place noteworthy photos while ensuring minimal mold growth. Preserve images in a portable and rodent-repelling format with today's Groupon: for $35, you get $115 worth of custom-designed photo books …
Sophisticated scanners make sandwiching coworkers between two pieces of plate glass to preserve office-party memories a thing of the past. Take advantage of technological innovations with today's Groupon: for $40, you get $100 worth of photo and video digitization services from ScanDigital. Up to th…